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L Is For Loser

Ep1

My life is so ordinary and useless. I wish I could be just like my amazing, beautiful and talented sister, Suzy, she went to America because she was excepted to one of the world’s Most prestigious universities out there and is studying to one day become a doctor.

Me in the other hand, have no planned future occupation ahead. I’m pretty much the worst at every subject well, maybe for the exception of art but I know for a fact I wouldn’t have much success for an artistic career. My sister’s boyfriend is a dropout from college and is the complete opposite from my sister and pretty much like me but more of a alcoholic, drug and smoker addict type of person if you know what I mean but besides all that, he’s quite a nice person when you get the used to him. He usually always hangs out with me because I apparently give him memories of my sister, he absolutely LOVED her more than anything in this Milky Way and beyond, even more than I love my sister.

One afternoon,

As usual I was doing my homework while my sisters boyfriend, Kace was spray painting on one of the walls like what a ‘bad boy’ would do.

“Yo what ye doing lil’sis,” He bellowed.

I turned to face him and I strongly told him “I was doing my homework and don’t call me lil’sis, Like please could you at least for once act mature for your age.”

He chucked his spray can on the ground and came to me and started hugging me but the hug felt really uncomfortable for me, he pressed his chest towards my breasts really tightly and was smelling my hair like a perv.

“Aye st-stop that, I don’t feel right hugging you like this.....you smell like smoke,have you been smoking again ugh, how many times do I have to tell you to stop doing such an awful habit like this honestly,I don’t get how you even won the affection of a smart, beautiful and kind person like my sister I seriously don’t see anything in you,” I shouted

He lifted his head from my shoulder and laughed “Your type of people wouldn’t understand how a non-single person’s chemistry would work, cuz your all virgins who have no luck getting any of the fish from the sea.”

“What the f*** is that supposed to mean?!” I Questioned him

“Eh I f***ing don’t know what the hell I just said there but, it all just comes out of my mouth like it has a mind of its own.”he replied

I just sat there staring at him like I didn’t have a clue on what the actual f*** he was telling me but I guess thats what drunk hooligans stupidly say, I guess.

Kace’s spray can was almost running out and he was at the edge of finishing off his masterpiece so he insisted on me going to the shops with him to get some more so, I agreed and we both were walking you know just like how normal people would do until we heard some loud shouting going on and so we turned around to see what the commotion was about and, oh my f***ing lord we couldn’t believe our eyes, there was this guy who looked like he was doing

Some real dangerous stunts on his motorcycle and was informing us to get out of the way but, as a person who got a F- in physical education, I was too slow to move out of the way but fortunately for Kace, he was actually a pretty fast person and moved out of the way as quickly as he can and before you knew it I was instantly smashed on the head by the mans stupid motorcycle.

Ep2

As I got hit in the head by this stupid man’s motorcycle, Kace just stood there on the sideline and was telling me “are ye alright lil’sis, do ye need an ambulance, wake up already Vera (the mc’s name sorry if I never mentioned her name in the beginning of the story, but let’s just overlook that silly mistake and continue on with the story, shall we).” The man got out of his motorcycle and walked towards me and looked down towards me to check what happened and all of a sudden he screamed, “ oh my it seems that this b**** has sadly died.” Kace looked straight towards the man and told him,

“Ummm I think you got it wrong she probably just got shocked and fainted and her name is Vera not b****.” The man turned his head to Kace and said, “ hushh, this b**** is still dead but not to worry I, the handsome knight and shining armour shall make her come to life again.” Kace was just confused (like how a normal person would feel if they encountered something out of the ordinary) but out of curiosity, wanted to see how the man would make me ‘alive again’. The man took out his helmet and surprisingly looked like a fallen angel, he had black, shiny raven like hair, white, shimmering eyes and his skin was as white as snow (totally not a reference to Snow White 😏 but, seriously that was not intended to happen). He kneeled down towards me and closed his eyes and kissed me really weirdly like it’s really hard to explain but he was pressing his lips towards my lips really close and it felt soo uncomfortable he then stuck his tongue inside my mouth and was moving his tongue all over inside my mouth so ravishingly like it would make you go crazy and....that’s the best I could describe this weird kiss it’s not like how you’d normally see in romantic movies or anything like that the kiss that FYI was my first kiss felt so ODD! However I woke up and opened my eyes extremely wide open as if seeing a new chapter of your favourite manga, so shocked on what I was seeing like come on you would probably feel the same way as I did if you just woke up and found yourself wondering how you ended up kissing this drop dead gorgeous human being (This kinda reminds of sleeping beauty, when she wakes up from her long-a** sleep, and yes I know there is so much fairytale, Disney references in this manga but, hey what can I say, I’m a huge Disney fan). He eventually opened his eyes and let go of me from kissing, he stood up and arrogantly said, “ah, it seems I’ve saved another b****’s life again, I’m such a hero.”I just laid down on the ground feeling so confused on what the hell just happened and over there was Kace who just had his jaws wide open, feeling so shocked. The man looked towards Kace and said, “ it’s ok no need to thank me I know your blessed to have warm-hearted heroes like me living on this planet.” And he looked at me again and had the nerve to give me a sly wink at me and abruptly threw this card on me and said, “ whenever you need someone to have some personal ‘fun’ time with, just call this number and your ‘fun entertainment’ with me will happen.” I just felt so mad right now like I know for some girls (or boys) would feel so overwhelmingly happy and extremely excited to have their first kiss with an unbelievably handsome man but, the thing with me was I would be happy if the man was handsome AND THE MAN THAT I JUST KISSED WAS SOMEONE THAT I ACTUALLY F***ING KNEW! I literally kissed a f***ing stranger, like hello thats sexual harassment and the other SAD thing was that, the man didn’t even bother to say sorry for his daring behaviour and just unapologetically wink at me and with no-thought-added gave me this crappy, stupid and useless card with his number on it to call him whenever I needed to have some ‘fun’ with him. Kace just didn’t even say a single word after the man had courageously kissed me and I mean I kinda don’t blame him like you’d obviously feel surprised about the fact that your beloved girlfriend’s sister was being sexually Harassed so unexpectedly out of the bloom but, he could have just at least said something like, why would you do such a despicable thing to a young girl like that, you piece of sh*t. But I guess things sadly don’t go how you imagine it to be I guess. The man smiled back to us and picked up his helmet, put it right on his head and got on his motorcycle and waved goodbye to us and we just stared at him shockingly like I’m sorry if I didn’t bother to say something after he assaulted me but I mean I’m not gonna tell anyone what just happened like there was only Me, Kace and that stupid man

around when the kiss happened nobody else was there when this unforgivable, PG-13 scene just happened out of nowhere so I guess me and Kace could keep it a secret from everyone that I had my first kiss with a good-looking, perverted creep but, we’ll see what will happen in the next chapter UwU.

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