My Girlfriend Is A Fujoshi
Lonely Wolf
James
what is wrong with you. what is with the gloomy face.
Adam
Look who is talking. you hardly smile and nothing is wrong with me.
James
.........1...2...3...4...
Adam
AM SO FRUSTRATED. EVERYONE KEEPS MAKING FUN OF ME THAT I AM SINGLE .
James
No one does. You are just over reacting.
James
yeah ...let them talk all they want. Besides we are both single.
Adam
hmm...single partners forever.
Adam
At least I have a back buddy to look on to.
Ace jumps into the conversation
Ace
Buddies...The calm rabbit and the Lonely wolf ...What is popping ..
Adam
You see what I am talking about there...DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Ace
What is there to see. That is your official name in school.
Adam
There is nothing..Nothing is popping here. Go woo a girl or something.
Adam gives him a face nothing to tell Ace about their conversation earlier.
Ace
I know when you guys are hiding something from me. Spill it James or I will spill your Boa.
James
why add me into this. I don't know anything. I did not hear anything or I was here.
Ace
You are here unfortunately. Spill it ...
Ace stares at him closely until James couldn't take it anymore.
Ace takes his boa with a gesture that he will spill it.
Ace
It is going ...You sure you wanna do this with me.
Adam
Resist it. He is nothing but a scammer. I will buy another one for you. Hey ; waiter... there is another one of this right ?
"Hell no..there is nothing. we just sold the last one" said the waiter
James
ADAM DOESN'T WANT TO BE SINGLE ANYMORE BECAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS CALLING HIM NAMES
Ace
AHHAHH...
SERIOUSLY..😂
Ace
Is that so..Adam; why are you shy of telling me this. It is not like I will make fun of you or anything.
Adam
you will make fun of me
Ace
ah ah ah ... Adam wants a girlfriend 😂
James
Don't look at me..My boa was on the line.
Ace
Okay..chill..I just know what you need bro...
Adam
A girlfriend obviously..
Adam
Am not going with that...Besides, me and James are single bros for life now. I shall remain loyal to that.
Ace
Seriously?..is that what he told you...I mean...what happened to Leeya..
Adam
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!?
Adam
I think I should just kill myself now
Ace
Chill...there is still the blind date..The special one actually..
Adam
Special??...I don't know about this..
Ace
Don't worry..I and James will handle it for you..All you have to do is dress and come to the venue.
James
Don't worry I will be handling it too
Adam
Fine. Don't think I still trust you...
Ace
It is set then..This will be really good
Lisa
At the restaurant. Adam had carefully dressed himself up. Literally..he came prepared since it was his first ....
Adam
I have to do my best . But do blind dates really work. I mean it is better to wait and let nature take it course.
Adam
maybe I should go back ...But James and Ace put a lot into this
Adam
it is not like they will eat me or anything..what could possibly go wrong
Ace
Don't worry just close your eyes and count sheeps
Ace
I was just messing with you . You are on your own man.
Adam
agrhhh...i swear am gonna kill you.
James takes the phone from Ace
James
Give me the phone..you know Ace talent is saying rubbish .
Adam
you are right anyway.
James
Just calm down and be yourself
James
Everything will be alright.
Adam
thanks James and THANKS FOR NOTHING ACE
Ace
U are totally welcome...
Adam
I can totally do this
A girl walks up to him and said "Hey there...you must be Adam right?"
"it is nice to meet you" She said as she sat down on the chair.
Adam
do u wanna order anything?
she takes the menu and scans it ..
"I would like macaroni with crayfish and smallchoppings with your special Texans dish"
Adam
wow...that is great ..just great
"I know right?...oh ..am not done yet"
Adam
you are not done?...well..one has to stay healthy..I see
"yeah. hmm...I want your finest chicken specials and Greece pork and beef with the white rice and sauce....can I have Chinese noodles as well"
"oh and your finest wine...I really like the 1990s "
Adam
wait...hold on..she is mentioning crazy expensive dishes and you are writing the orders as well
Adam
This is not a normal order ...is this a free food restaurant or something
Adam
Am not a rich guy or something
"you should have just said that earlier"
Adam
so what would have happened?
"I would have left instead of wasting my time here" ...she gets up and leaves
Adam had series of meetings with different girls but they all had faults whether they were too selfish or loud or insta queens ( snaps and posts everything) or something else.
This time he was totally stressed out. He was about to go out until his phone rang.
Adam
yeah right..what could possibly go wrong my ***..this blind date is the worse ..ughhh...Ace again..I totally don't wanna pick.
Ace
I thought u wouldn't pick ..
Adam
They didn't fit at all
James
give me the phone...I wanna talk too ..don't push me
Adam
You know am still on the phone right?
James
wait ...Adam ..how many girls have you seen today?
James
then it remains one person then ...why don't you wait for that one
Adam
I don't know ...am tired
James
please ...at least try for the last time.
Ace
Don't worry lonely wolf . we are here for you
Adam
I know...with you and the names
Adam
Nice to meet you ...Adam
Lisa
That is a nice name..may I sit ?
Lisa
To be honest am sorry for being late
Adam
My hair?...it is nothing special. Do you want anything.
Lisa
you are funny ...who doesn't
Adam
ah ah..you are not bad after all
Adam
I said ...you are really pretty
Adam
so what do you love to do
Lisa
oh...I love reading novels ...cooking..
watching anime
Lisa
yeah ...is there something wrong
Adam
No ...it is just that I have never seen a pretty girl like you who watch that..
Adam
I watch it myself too
Adam
(finally..she is just too perfect and pretty too).
Their conversation went on until they decided to meet up another time. They exchange numbers and greet farewell.
MAYBE GIRLS THINGS
After Adam and Lisa departure. Adam walks home with joy and can't wait to tell his friends how it went.
Dare
You are not dead already ?
What a bummer.
Adam
Sorry to disappoint you sis.
Adam's little sis runs to hug him.
Adam
My heart is full of bliss. Never be like your sisters.
Puff
why ?
Big sister is strong.
Mrs.Adam
That is enough. Dare stop bullying your little brother and food is ready.
Dare
Am starving anyway. Let go puff..
Adam
It is nothing big. Am tried I will catch you guys later.
Mrs.Adam
Catch who later. Am your mother. To the dinning now !
They both look at each other like it was a staring contest.
Mrs.Adam
I thought you would disobey me. I already got my slippers already to strike you down.
Adam
This is a modern world...jeez
They both went to the dinning. Dare was serving the plates already.
Mrs.Adam
Adam , when I was at your age I...
Adam
You would always listen to your parents.
Dare
And you will walk to school even if the weather was bad or hundred miles away ....
Puff
Actually do the most impossible things and gen Z is terrible...
Mrs.Adam
This Gen Z is terrible
Puff
Mama...why are you lying ?
You lie too much.
Puff
Am just interpreting what...
Puff
....what Adam is trying to say..
Adam
That is a lie .
Dare and Puff are lying .
Dare
Me..
I said nothing .
Mrs.Adam
No allowance for you this week.
Adam
This is unbelievable.
.................. ... ................. .
Adam
This is a nightmare .
As he lies on his bed, his phone rings.
Adam
It is Ace...wait....Maybe I should not pick it ... it is not that amazing proud of anything...
Adam
It is thanks to them.
Ace
Adam ...I thought you wouldn't pick .
He hears James voice but it was faint.
Adam
Are you guys fighting over the phone again.
Adam
We will talk at school tomorrow..
Ace
waitttt...Did you meet a girl ?
Don't bite me. Are you a dog...
Adam
I wonder why Ace and James are still together. They are really getting closer by the day.
Puff standing at the door...
Adam
How sharp are your ears?
when did you get in.
Puff runs downstairs and shouts..
Puff
ADAM HAS A GIRLFRIEND !
Adam
Wait...she is so fast..
Young ones are scary.
Dare
Is that true...I don't think anyone would date you
Mrs.Adam
My baby is growing up fast ...
They called from downstairs
Mrs.Adam
Bring her here at least...
Adam
AM NOT BRINGING ANYONE AND IT IS LATE.
Dare
I told you he doesn't .
.......................... ... .............
On break, Adam met his friends and explained how the sound date went...
James
Just for you to know....All the bad ones were from Ace.
Adam
It is fine. Besides she is great.
James
She is literally from the Art and design department.
James
Because I picked her.
Adam
Really ...
Which school ?
Adam
We went direct I guess
James
All the girls are from the same school we are .
James
Don't tell me you didn't know too.
Ace
Whattt...i was just saying..I knew.
Ace
Hey ...why don't we meet them now.
James
After class is over.
Adam
I agree with James. We still have time.
Ace
You always agree with him.
James
Maybe you wanna flirt with her too.
Ace
what do you mean by too.
Are you jealous?
Ace puts his hands around his shoulders..
James
I can't ever lay my eyes on you...
Bi- idiot.
Adam
You guys are like cat and dog. Class is about to start.
Ace
Why don't you give me a kiss ..
James
Get away from me...
I would rather date another guy than you.
Ace
So there is a chance..
Adam
(Was it me or he just looked at him with lust )
..........................................
Ace
Art department is pretty colourful. Our building looks like we have been tortured with politics.
Lisa turns to the direction of the voice with her friends ...
Lisa
What are you doing here ?
Adam
These are my friends I told you about...James and Ace.
Ace
Ouch. .. I mean ...Hey..
Lisa
Your friends are funny.. ..
Lisa
This is Ana and Minna.
Adam
You guys wanna get coffee with us?
Minna
As long it is free. ..
Ana
As long I continue to ship your friends...
Adam
Are you nose bleeding ?
Ana
It is a sign of my dream come true.
Minna
Here we go again. You keep shipping everyone you see.
Lisa
I have a tissue. Let get the coffee, shall we ?
Ace puts his hand on his shoulders again.
Ace
Don't thing too much...maybe girls things
They went to get their coffee and get to know each other better. Before their departure Adam asks Lisa out to a movie.
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