The Vampire Novelist
Intro
Purple
Hello I am your creator and I’m a bit new
Purple
I hope we can get along well
Purple
This is my assistant blur
Blur
Hi I can’t wait to work with you
Purple
We will start this story very soon we’re just setting up
Purple
But since I’m here I might as well introduce the characters
Purple
This is our male lead
Purple
Tell us about yourself
Kurayami yoshida
Well I’m a novelist
Kurayami yoshida
I write novels for a living
Kurayami yoshida
I honestly don’t like my siblings so let’s skip them
Heika yoshida
Hey be nice to your brothers
Ryo yoshida
Yeah don’t be such a party pooper 😜
Miki yoshida
Honestly you guys are annoying
Purple
Ok we get it you have family issues
Purple
Our second male lead
Akihiro Sato
Hi I’m akihiro and I’m 21 and actually responsible
Kurayami yoshida
Are you making fun of me
Akihiro Sato
I would never
Heika yoshida
I’m heika I am kurayami mother
Heika yoshida
I still have pics from when he was a baby
Lucifer yoshida
I’m Lucifer
Lucifer yoshida
Kurayami wonderful father
Heika yoshida
My Prince Charming
Kurayami yoshida
Can I leave now
Ryo yoshida
I’m ryo kurayami younger brother I love to take kurayami things
Miki yoshida
I’m miki and the oldest of these idiots
Miki yoshida
just saying 🤷♂️
Dokei Inoue
And I am the last to be introduced today
Dokei Inoue
It’s always me who’s last
Dokei Inoue
I’m dokei akihiro childhood friend
Dokei Inoue
I helped him threw some trouble but if only who would me with mines
Akihiro Sato
You don’t need it
Dokei Inoue
What you talking about
Akihiro Sato
Oh yeah your crush
Akihiro Sato
Let me tell him you like him
Dokei Inoue
Never mind I don’t need help
Purple
Welp that’s all for now right now I got to help my assistant get used to this
new assistant
Purple
I’m not going to say much but let’s start
Kurayami yoshida
I wonder what this email is about
Kurayami yoshida
Should I check it or just let it be
Kurayami yoshida
I’ll check it later I need to work on my novel and get some sleep
Akira Sato
I need you to kill a vampire named kurayami
Akira Sato
As the head of the vampire hunting clan
Akira Sato
You should kill the next in line to be king
Akihiro Sato
What should I do
Akira Sato
Well he’s a novelist
Akira Sato
I’ll sign you up as his assistant
Akira Sato
Try and be kind to him don’t kill him off the bat or the vampire clan will attack
Akihiro Sato
I’m going to hang out with my friend so see you later
Kurayami yoshida
I finally finished the novel
Kurayami yoshida
My pay should be arriving in Tomorrow now I’m about to get some sleep
Ryo yoshida
*runs to get water
Ryo yoshida
*runs back with a bucket of water
Ryo yoshida
I remember how much you hate water
Ryo yoshida
But this is for missing out on our hunting day
Ryo yoshida
*looks at kurayami
Ryo yoshida
Sweet sweet revenge
Ryo yoshida
*about to pour the bucket of water
Kurayami yoshida
*appears behind him
Kurayami yoshida
*grabs ryo’s bucket and pours it on him
Ryo yoshida
IM TELLING MOM
Kurayami yoshida
I can’t rest for nothing
Kurayami yoshida
*teleports to his office
Kurayami yoshida
I’ll sleep here
Kurayami yoshida
Finally peace and quiet
Kurayami yoshida
What’s wrong boss
Dokei Inoue
I got you a asssistant
Dokei Inoue
I know how you don’t like to work with others
Dokei Inoue
But akihiro can help you in any categorie
Akihiro Sato
And I’ll be in your care
Dokei Inoue
Too see my beloved
Kurayami yoshida
Just let me take a nap
Kurayami yoshida
Call me kurayami
Akihiro Sato
How about yami
Akihiro Sato
Yami is easier to pronounce
Kurayami yoshida
Do you know how to make a chocolate cake
Akihiro Sato
Do you like chocolate
Kurayami yoshida
Do you know how to make a latte
Kurayami yoshida
Ok you can stay
Akihiro Sato
I’m honored to work with you
Kurayami yoshida
Set me up a napping station
Akihiro Sato
(Now all I got to do is get closer and closer then kill him and my job will be done)
Kurayami yoshida
Who are you akihiro
Purple
And that’s it for today
Purple
Here some memes to cheer up your day
new plan
Kurayami yoshida
*sleeping peacefully
Kurayami yoshida
What you want
Kurayami yoshida
You interrupted my hood nap
Akihiro Sato
Boss told me to take you on a walk
Kurayami yoshida
I’ll do that later
Akihiro Sato
The sun is shining pretty bright today
Akihiro Sato
My skin nearly tanned just being out there for 10 seconds
Kurayami yoshida
I have a skin disease
Kurayami yoshida
So I’m not aloud in the sun for a high period of time
Akihiro Sato
Then why don’t you use sun screen
Ryo yoshida
Mom wants you
Kurayami yoshida
Uh your such a pain
Ryo yoshida
But I’m innocent
Ryo yoshida
Anyway who’s that
Akihiro Sato
I’m yami new assistant
Ryo yoshida
You finally got a assistant
Ryo yoshida
Your finally moving out your shell
Ryo yoshida
That’s why I have a girl friend and you don’t
Ryo yoshida
You single Pringle
Ryo yoshida
Darling come here
Ava Leonard
Who’s the other guy
Akihiro Sato
I’m yami assistant
Kurayami yoshida
Everyone please go away
Kurayami yoshida
I’m trying to sleep
Akihiro Sato
That reminds me
Akihiro Sato
Yami let’s go on our walk
Kurayami yoshida
But why should I
Ryo yoshida
Or I’m telling mom
Ryo yoshida
Then you’ll be on double trouble
Ryo yoshida
Your welcome for getting this lazy coach potato out the house
Ryo yoshida
Let’s go darling
Ava Leonard
Let go get some drinks
Akihiro Sato
Wow you look nice
Akihiro Sato
Let’s take a walk then go to a cake store
Kurayami yoshida
Hurry let’s go
After walking for 14 minutes
Kurayami yoshida
Hey look over there
Kurayami yoshida
That chocolate pudding cake looks good
Akihiro Sato
You want me to buy it for you
Akihiro Sato
(Should I put poison in it)
Akihiro Sato
(Nah it would be noticeable)
Kurayami yoshida
What you thinking?
Kurayami yoshida
(Hmm humans sure are interesting)
Akihiro Sato
Nothing important
Akihiro Sato
Just wondering how much the cake cost
Kurayami yoshida
Sure I would love for you to buy the cake
Kurayami yoshida
And when your at it but some beer
Kurayami yoshida
I want to drink
Kurayami yoshida
Let the game begin
Kurayami yoshida
Like it will be easy to drug me
Kurayami yoshida
Foolish vampire hunter
Akihiro Sato
Is someone talking about me behind my back
Akira Sato
No your just hallucinating
Akira Sato
Why would someone talk behind your back if you don’t know anybody
Akihiro Sato
Maybe I just caught a cold
Akira Sato
But for change of plan
Akira Sato
We figured out we can’t kill him
Purple
Welp we’ll know next time
Purple
No memes today but there will be more tommorow
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