My Pet Hamster Can Talk??!??
wholesome greetings
yeen
i bet ur some old loser
the hamster
u wont even hear me out
yeen
assuming ur saying the truth
the hamster
go to my little cage
the hamster
and stick ur finger in
yeen proceeds to the cage
the hamster
u had it coming
yeen is temporarily OFFLINE
the hamster
i can see u running to the bathroom
the hamster
whos the loser now
yeen
why did u bite me for
the hamster
so now u believe me
yeen
im just playing along
yeen
seeing as i have nothing better to do
the hamster
i can see your assignments on your table
the hamster
u rlly shouldnt be slacking off this close to ur SATs
yeen
i dont even see my hamster
the hamster
im in the stupid house u bought me
yeen
bruh how r u even texting me
yeen puts down the phone and exhales
yeen
listen here you little shit-
morals and flaxseeds
the hamster
get me a bigger house
the hamster
this cage u have me in
the hamster
and i want better quality food
the hamster
ive been tolerating whatever you've been feeding me for 2 whole weeks
the hamster
this is where i draw the line
the hamster
store bought grains?
the hamster
ur better than this cmon
the hamster
IM better than this
the hamster
unpopular opinion but i really like cucumbers
the hamster
its so round n green
yeen
neither of those are qualities of a cucumber people think about when describing it as their favourite fruit but go off
yeen
also arent cucumbers vegatables
the hamster
same difference
yeen
what does that even mean
the hamster
just get me cucumbers
the hamster
and i want peanuts
the hamster
the brown oval shaped things
the hamster
nono they looks like almonds
the hamster
but i think theyre seeds
the hamster
its smaller than an almof
we all have our lows
the hamster
i just wanna talk
the hamster
its so boring here
the hamster
have u ever thought about the things u have
the hamster
having the freedom to go wherever
the hamster
mostly having the freedom to go wherever
the hamster
even if i had the freedom i'd have no where to go
the hamster
but u guys have cinemas
the hamster
amusement parks
yeen
we have responsibilities too
yeen
burdens we never wanted
the hamster
but you guys have so much more to compensate!!
the hamster
and theres so much to look at
the hamster
from the tip of mountains to the bottom of trenches
the hamster
u ever think about whats beyond?
the hamster
because i have
the hamster
and its amazing
the hamster
theres so much to do
the hamster
with maybe just enough time
the hamster
you guys have roughly 80 years to explore the world!
the clicking of letters typed out are the only sound in their room
the hamster
and the world is
7 minutes pass in silence
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