(1)

"Don't suck on candy anymore, you'll get tooth decay."

He smiled softly and said:

"Haha. It's okay."

He frowned and pulled the candy out of his mouth.

"Eh... My candy"

Then he stood in front his face, his hand zipped down his pants and said:

- Stop sucking on that candy, suck on "my candy"

" ... "

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(2)

The boy met his ex-girlfriend who was walking with another man on the street, so he asked sternly:

"Who is this?"

The girl calmly replied:

"My lover!"

The angry boy shouted: “I am not asking you, I am asking my wife!! ”

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(3)

While studying in the military, a female student whispered to a male student: "Can we go to the cinema tonight?"

The other male student was excited and hurriedly said:"O-Okay.... Okay"

Mr. Alex - our military instructor laughed:

"As a man... When you see someone you like to talk to, you will stutter."

The whole class burst into laughter.

Perhaps it was too noisy, the male teacher in the next class shouted:

"Pay attention to your class discipline!"

Mr. Truong looked at the other teacher: "Okay... okay... okay..."

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(4)

When she was cleaning the blackboard, there was a male student standing next to her, staring at her.

"What are you looking at me?" - She stopped working and turned to ask.

"Look at you" - That male student is one year younger than her said.

"Juniors, you should learn how to flirt with girls. This way is old." - Glancing at his.

"Wel... As your class teacher... "- He hesitated.

- What?" - She asked again, she is in love with that male teacher. "Don't say the male student is going to get jealous of the teacher" - She thought

"I like your teacher. But I heard that sister is good at Literature, so she is loved by her teachers. Can you introduce him to me?"

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(5)

"Teacher, I love you"

The teacher paused, feeling like lightning struck him. She was still right, seeing her eyes glittered as if she was about to cry, waiting for the his response. The teacher knew, but still turned his face away, leaving behind a sentence:

"Sorry, but my heart already has someone else."

As he walked out the door, she still couldn't believe the teacher was always silent, cold as ice. He just refused her love, and gave her a bucket of cold water to win her face. Tears kept falling, the more suffering invaded her heart, almost tearing it apart.

And then the teacher walked to her again, smiling face, her heart was filled with warmth. She knew she had a glimmer of hope!

Teacher looked at her tenderly, raised his finger to wipe away the tears on her face.

"Do you love your family members?"

"Why do you ask that? Of course I love them very much."

"You said you loved me, didn't you?"

"Y... yes! Yes!" - she said yes while reaping the head.

Teacher suddenly laughed, patted the girl's head

“So you dare to rob your brother's lover?

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