This boring student's name is Ryuuto Tsumiyoto. Not anymore, his name is Ryuuto Magihagi, because his mother just died.

Say whaaaat!?? Yes, his mother just died, committed suicide, if you wanted to know that.

"I did not want to know that."

Sure, sure, but he's still boring, and now, depressed.

And he's being adopted by a distant relative who refused to reveal their name.

But, Ryuuto, at the very least, isn't concerned. He always lived a carefree life. So free, people thought that he never had any problems, and is always happy.

On the contrary, he is.

Don't be mistaken in thinking that he is happy or unconcerned at his mother's death, because, his mother isn't actually dead, which is his thought.

And, now, after the movers from his rundown apartment where he and his mother lived, took his things to the new location, he arrives on a bike. He is tired out of his mind. Imagine, biking for five kilometers with a five-kilogram backpack. Then, he has to bike uphill, but he gives up and instead, walked alongside his bike.

"One...! Final...! Push!!" Ryuuto laughs, and people on the street gives him looks, probably thinking, "Is he crazy?"

Ryuuto seems happy- no, is happy at his predicament.

***

Taking a look at the two-story house, he takes out his phone to check if he arrived at the correct location.

"Can't trust technology nowadays," he sighs.

But, he still trusted that he was at the correct location!

Ryuuto takes a deep breath and parks his bike parallel to the wall. He took off his backpack and drags it to the front gate of the apartment.

He looks for a doorbell but finds none.

"Hello? Anybody home?" he shouts.

No answer. Perhaps his voice is too weak to be heard.

"Hello!? I'm breaking the gate down now!"

He kicks the gate with all the strength left in him, but the gate recoils the force like a rubberband. Ryuuto is thrown off to the middle of the street, groaning at his leg.

"Ouch! Ouch! What the hell!? How did that launch me all the way here?"

Laying in the middle of the road, with no urgency to leave, he looks to his right where a truck is fast approaching.

The truck blasts its horn. Its driver is scared to be unemployed, so, they slam the brakes with much force, like a drummer stepping on the drum pedal.

The metal box just stops inches away from Ryuuto's face.

"Aw, man, I was about to be reincarnated!"

The driver peeks and shouts at him, "What are you trying to do!? Suicide!?"

"Well," Ryuuto looks at the driver with distant eyes, "my mom actually just did that last week, so, would you mind?"

"O-oh... I'm sorry. I'll get out of your way. I'm sorry," the driver repeats apology after apology as he awkwardly turns his truck just to avoid the immovable object, that is Ryuuto.

The truck drives off at a slow pace, seemingly grieving and offering condolences to Ryuuto's situation.

Then, Ryuuto begins laughing his lungs off. "Hahahahahahahaha!!!" And realizes how tired he was just then and begins coughing, "Burbruhg purgh!" Drools are coming down from the sides of the mouth. He looks like a zombie if there existed one.

Suddenly, the door opens, alerting Ryuuto. Out from it, comes a beautiful woman. She is wearing a light blue blouse, with an apron on top. That apron extended until the hem of her long, white skirt. And that skirt is seductively short.

"What a beautiful girl..." his drools come slightly faster. "Is she a senior at a high school? Or maybe, a college student?" More saliva is produced by his salivary glands.

Now, he is a zombie. His eyes show shining lust. His mouth turns into a large, sticky grin. His face transforms into a slime. Not even the ugliest human on earth can compare to him.

And that made a bad impression on this woman. And she arrives at the other side of the gate.

"Hands off the gate!" she exclaims.

"O-oh!" Ryuuto realizes that he is holding the iron bars like a desperate prisoner and giggles.

"Creep!" she glares at him. "Why are you staring at me like that, pervert!?"

"Woah, woah!" he, then, sets a distance between them, "Calling someone like that for a person you just met is rude."

"Staring lustfully at someone like that is rude!" she returns.

"How could I help it? You are so hot and sexy!"

"Is that supposed to be a compliment? Either way, I wouldn't accept it from you. Anyway, screw off! Get off my property!"

"What's your name?"

"I am not telling you! Out, you f******g stalker!!"

Ryuuto looks behind her, to the door, and its side. There is a sign that Ryuuto assumes to be the family identifier, but he couldn't see it from here. So, he squints his eyes to no avail.

Meanwhile, the woman, wondering what he is doing, stares at him. "What is he doing? Is he perhaps lost?"

He unzips his bag seemingly looking for something. Ryuuto sighs, "Agh, where'd I place it?"

The woman's heart is too kind, that she approaches him to quench her curiosity, "Do you need help?"

Surprised, Ryuuto looks up to the woman... and... uh...

"Black, lace panties?" Ryuuto blurts out.

"Ah!" Quickly, the woman places her hand on her skirt to cover her embarrassment. "W-where do you think you are looking!?"

"Where am I supposed to look from down here, huh?" During his reply, he thought how cute it is that her outfit looks like an innocent maid, but down below is a mature woman.

"You idiot!!" she kicks the gate, but the gate recoils the force and causes her to bounce a distance away.

And Ryuuto enjoys a full view of her legs and panties, as her skirt slowly settles down like a curtain closing in a theater.

"It's a shame I didn't have my glasses on," he sighs.

"D-don't look!!!" she screams.

Behind her, the door opens, and a younger-looking girl peeks out, "What's happening, onee-san?"

A small girl in bright red pajamas steps out of the house to see what the commotion is about.

"Onee-san, what are you doing on the ground?" she asks the woman who is at an embarrassing position.

That woman quickly stands up and fixes her dress. "H-he!" she points at Ryuuto. "He harrassed me!!"

"Harrassed, you say?" she slowly turns her head to him with scary eyes. Eyes with murderous intent.

But, Ryuuto did not flinch and even dared to approach the still closed gate to see her up close, but the red pajama girl irks him so much she didn't want to approach him just to punch him...

Or maybe it is because of Ryuuto's still drooling mouth.

"You will ask me this," he says, "'Did you do this to my sister?'"

But, the girl still fixes her gaze at him, "You're wrong. What I'll say is..."

"'How dare you do this to my sister!'?"

"I'm calling the police!"

"N-no! Anything but that!" Ryuuto kneels to the ground while he slides his face to the rusty bars. "Ouch!" he reacts and immediately goes away from the iron bars. "What is with this gate?"

The girl did not give him any attention but continues tapping on her phone.

"W-wait! Stop! Please don't call the police! It was just a joke! A friendly one!!"

"Shut up! I hate perverts blabbering their mouth!" she shouts.

While Ryuuto continues begging for his life, and maybe his dignity, the police comes to take him into custody. The two girls are also taken to the station for questioning.

Then, a policewoman starts to question Ryuuto in the interrgation room.

"So, what's your name?" the police asks Ryuuto rather coldly, making almost unbecoming of her being a police. Not only because of that, but, because of her seemingly undersized police uniform. The buttons seem to burst because of her breasts' size.

"She looks so hot!" is what Ryuuto thought.

"My name is Jack the Ripper. Looks like you've finally caught the decades-old killer! How lucky!"

The policewoman slams the desk, and her chest sways, "Okay, kid, it doesn't matter who you are, but what you are," she points with her long finger, You are a pedophile and a sexual harrasser!"

"Ah, yes, also that. I forgot," Ryuuto laughs awkwardly.

"I can see that you are not taking this seriously," she pulls Ryuuto by the collar, "I'll make sure you'll have a hard time in prison, child."

Ryuuto blushes hard, but he kept his cool, "Surely you can't imprison a child."

"Oh, I can," she throws Ryuuto violently to the ground, and he moans in pain.

"Oh, police, what could you do to me~? Ahn~"

"W-what!? Stop that!" the police covers his mouth to seal the degeneracy that may come out.

But, Ryuuto moans louder.

"S-stop it! You are costing my job!"

With his moans turning into groans Ryuuto then starts slapping her hand, and the policewoman quickly removes it.

"W-wha..." Ryuuto pants, "What do you think you're doing?" His tone of voice heightens. "You were covering my nose so I can't breath!"

"O-oh..." she averts her face.

"And you thought I was doing something weird, weren't you?" he scoffs.

"N-no! Of course not! And you! Shut your mouth before I hit you!"

"Oh, will you hit me~?"

"Stop doing that!"

"Alright, alright," Ryuuto sighs, "I'll reveal my name. But, which one?"

"What do you mean which one?"

"My real one or my new one?"

"What? You're not making any sense. Just spit it out already!"

"Alright, real one. Ryuuto Tsumiyoto."

"Good," she stands up and holds out her hand.

"Hm?" Ryuuto turns his head in confusion.

"Just take my hand!"

"Ohhhh~! Are you taking me on a date?"

"Of course not!" she retracts her hand. "And can you please stop it!!"

Ryuuto stands up, and she goes to her seat, but Ryuuto takes her hand, "What's your name?"

"Wha-!?"

"Tha-that was my first time, you know?"

"F-first time on what? And could you please stop holding my-"

"Being assaulted by a woman," he says sweetly. So sweet, it was out of place. Surely, no woman will be seducted by this.

But, the policewoman blushes.

"M-my name is..." she squeals, for some reason...

"H-Ha-Haru-!"

The door to the room abruptly opens, and another police appears, "Haruki-san, do you have-"

"A-ah!" She starts flailing her arms and quickly leaves the room.

"W-what was happening here?" the policeman asks Ryuuto.

"We were having a moment, and you ruined it!" Ryuuto also quickly leaves the room.

"What? Me? Wait, a moment!?" the policeman stands dumbfounded.

And for a moment, they look around the room, wondering what they are supposed to do. Then, they remember, "Wait, that person is a suspect! He is escaping!!"

They quickly run to the hallway and turn to the direction of the exit of the station, "A suspect escaped!" he shouts to alarm their comrades.

"Where are they going?" a large, fat policeman asks.

"To the exit! Did you see anybody pass by?"

"No," he responds, "what do they look like?"

"A high school boy. Maybe sixteen to seventeen years old. He's wearing a grey hoodie and white pants."

"Have you seen that boy?" he asks to his other comrades, but they all shook their heads.

"Are you kidding me!? How incompetent are you!?" the policeman blurts out.

"Hey now, rookie, no need to insult us now," he glares. "Did you check where he came from? Maybe he is still there."

"What do you mean he's still there? He escaped, right in front of my eyes!"

"So, who are you calling incompetent?"

"U-uh... Sorry, sir," he deeply bows. "But he is escaping this way!"

"Alright, we'll search the perimeter. As for you, check the interrogation room where he came from, and go to the chief's office."

"W-why, sir?"

"Because, I'm the chief."

"O-oh... What!!??"

***

What an unfortunate rookie.

That rookie returns to the interrogation room. And, surprisingly, Ryuuto is napping there, peacefully and calmly, as if he didn't attemp to escape earlier.

"Wha-!? Where'd you go!?"

Ryuuto lifts his heavy head and his sleepy eyes. He is now wearing his glasses for some reason. "I just went to the bathroom," his voice is of the morning. The famed deep, and usually sexy, morning voice.

And it captivated the policeman, for some reason...

"W-woah! His voice, is so deep! It's making me gay!!" is what that policeman thought.

"A-ahhh, if that's the only reason, I could have help- no! You should have told me! Don't play such tricks again!"

"Y-yes, sir," Ryuuto, with a baritone voice, speaks unto the world.

"Ah!" and he is having an epiphany.

The chief police then comes in to check on the rookie, "See? He was in here all along. Goodness, you rookies always panic. Now, to my office. WE have to talk about how you didn't respect nor recognize me."

"I-I'm sorry, sir!" he deeply bows to him again.

"Goodness, this young generation, nowadays," he glances to Ryuuto, who is napping again. "Including him."

They leave Ryuuto alone in the room and lock the door behind them.

Ryuuto wakes up from his slumber, but not as sleepy as before.

In fact, he never napped. He pretended to nap.

And, Ryuuto suddenly starts to guffaw loudly without end.

"Hahaha!! To think they are so dumb!!"

To explain why he is laughing, I shall recall the events.

The rookie policeman assumed that Ryuuto planned to escape and looked into the direction of the exit, but not the opposite, where Ryuuto stood in wait just to enter the room again.

But he isn't laughing because of that.

It is also because of how he embarrassed a policewoman in an interrogation room, full of cameras.

"I can't believe policewoman can be this rowdy, even with eyes watching them."

Ryuuto smirks.

"Just kidding, I knew."

***

Meanwhile, in the security room...

"What the f***!?" a security man reacts.

"We finally get to see the other sides of Chiki-chan!" another says.

"Wait, what do you mean by that?" the first asks.

"We finally have a leash on her, like a dog!"

"Ohhh! I know what you mean! You're a genius!"

Then, they start to laugh ominously.

"I don't see his name in the database, sir," the rookie states.

"Are you serious? Check again."

"Well, I don't see 'Ryuuto Tsumiyoto,' but I do see 'Ryuuto Magihagi' with the same age and picture in the database."

"May I see?" the chief skims the computer as he glances between the two similar pictures with different names.

"There's no mistaking that it is him," the chief says and turns to leave.

"Sir, wait a moment," the rookie halts his leave, "I noticed something."

"What did you notice?

"Isn't the family name of one of the two victims the same with suspect?"

"Hm," the chief ponders for a moment, "Fuumi... Magihagi..." Realizing this, the chief hurriedly leaves the room.

***

The chief enters the room where the two sisters are waiting, "Ma'am," the chief faces the younger of the two, "could you please tell me your family name again?"

"Again? Haven't I told you that already?" she whines, like a child would , which fits her child-like appearance.

"Come on, don't be like that. Just answer him properly," the older of them reprimands.

"Ugh, fine," she groans. "If it's for you, I'll even go through hoops and loops for you."

"What are you, my boyfriend? I'm already married though."

The younger one sighs. "It's Magihagi," she says in a disrespectfully polite tone, "do you still need my first name?"

"Why are the younger generation so rude nowadays?" is the chief's thought.

The chief sighs then asks,"Do you know any Ryuuto Magihagi?"

"Ryuuto?" the older one reacts with familiarity with the name. "Well, yes, he is supposed to move into our house today, but he hasn't arrived. What about him?"

"Well, he is Ryuuto Magihagi," the chief replies.

"What!?" The older one while the younger one cares not.

***

The busty policewoman, Haruka Chiki, enters the interrogation room where Ryuuto is held. And her entrance is awkward as f***.

But, Ryuuto didn't care for the humid-like atmostphere.

Chiki calls out, "H-hey... about your name..."

Rolling his cold eyes, Ryuuto responds, "What about it?"

"W-what's your new name?"

"Oh, why, it's Jason Bourne."

Haruka only pouts, "W-when will you stop making jokes like this?"

"What do you mean? I'm telling the truth. That's my new name."

Haruka takes her seat in front of Ryuuto while he continues speaking.

"Didn't you know, that they wrote a novel and filmed a movie after me?"

"Oh, really?"

"Yeah, I'm so popular."

"Really~?" Haruka starts leaning closer to Ryuuto.

"Yeah, but, of course, I don't want the attention," Ryuuto laughs richly, "that's why I had to introduce myself as Magihagi.

"W-why?" At this point, Haruka is basically crawling over the table to Ryuuto.

"Why, what?" But Ryuuto seems to think that her behavior is very normal.

"Why would you lie to me like that? It's mean and terrible, you know?"

"Didn't I say that I wasn't lying?"

"How could I know that you are saying the truth?"

"Alright, fine. I'll show you I'm not lying."

"How?"

"If I have a bulge in my pants, that means I'm not lying. If I do, then, I'm not."

"By bulge, you mean your d***?"

"If you want to judge by that bulge, then it's alright. But, I was actually pertaining to my pockets."

"Eh!?" Chiki blushes.

"Enough of this. I have to go somewhere." Ryuuto stands up from his chair and pulls Chiki with him. Then, he forcefully makes her kneel uncomfortably close to his crotch.

And the result is surprising.

"Eh!? You're not aroused!??"

"I have more refined taste."

"Th-this-!" Chiki struggles to say anything.

"Guess I win."

"N-no! That's unfair! Never in my life have I knew such method of uncovering lies!"

"Is that so? Then, you're a ******, aren't you?"

"W-wha-!?"

"Don't you know, human bodies are honest to sexual attraction?"

"T-that has nothing to do with this!"

"Well, my body is an entire lie detector. And you only protest to this because you have been humiliated." Ryuuto faces one of the cameras in the room, "Enjoying the show guys? Take this as her confession!"

And the viewers of that scene are smiling from ear to ear, "Thank you for the treat!!"

"I've recorded the entire thing!"

Back in the interrogation room...

"Wha-what!? That was your plan all along!??"

"Not all of it, but it worked quite well."

"Y-you-!!"

The door suddenly opens, and the chief police announces, "You are released from our custody. It seemed like we have brought you in a misunderstanding. I'm sorry." He bowed deeply.

Ryuuto sighs, "Ahhh, what a pain! I feel quite mad actually, like I need a compensation or something!"

"What would you like us to compensate you for?" the chief asks.

"Agh, not some kind of compensation. Can you imagine this being brought out to the press? I can imagine your station in hellfire right now!"

"Alright, any kind of compensation, under our power, we will give to you."

"That's good..." Giggling ominously, Ryuuto casts a lustful glance at Chiki, and she flinches.

"I'd like to go to your camera room and have a copy of all the footage of when I came in and delete the originals."

"W-what? We can't do that. That's-"

"'Anything,' right?" he smirks.

"Y-yes, anything, sir."

The stiff chief is humbled by a high schooler.

***

"Whaaaaaaat!!??" the two security men who are assigned to the cameras exclaim in unison.

"Yes, he will have full power of all the footage when he entered this station up to this time."

"C-chief, isn't that ridiculous, for a student to have full control over the police's cameras?"

"Well, he has full control of the press' cameras. I have no choice but to satiate him."

Over to the computer screens, Ryuuto is focusing on one room, the interrogation room, where such nasty events has occured.

And the security men thought, "I thought he was on our side! Now we can't blackmail the all-standing Chiki-chan even if we know the truth! There's just no evidence!!"

And Ryuuto knows their exact thoughts, "Oh? You thought I was on your side? I was simply only using you as my data storage, fools!"

While the guards are grieving their loss, and the chief sighing in ultimate relief, Ryuuto leaves the police station.

Outside, the two previous women wait for Ryuuto.

"I can't believe you are our brother," the older woman remarks. And the younger only casts a glare.

Ryuuto sighs, "I can't believe you would treat your brother like that. That's why you both have no boyfriends."

The two women jolt, one responding juxtaposing to each other.

"I-I'm already married you know!?"

"Men are perverted beasts, like you!" the younger one states.

"Exactly," Ryuuto responds.

"What do you mean by exactly?" they ask.

"You guys don't just have an open mind and are outdated to the trends. Having a boyfriend while married is what's cool right now. It's like the Middle Ages where men had multiple mistresses, but now, in this age, gender equality exists."

"That logic is so wrong!!" the older exclaims.

"And you," Ryuuto points to the younger, "you're a beast."

"Excuse me?"

"You're beastly cute!!!" Ryuuto dashes to her in a blink of an eye and hugs her tightly, like a stuffed teddy bear.

"S-stop!! Let go of me, you pervert!!" she hammers Ryuuto's back, but it is so weak that it's harmless.

"Exactly what a bear would say!!" Ryuuto remarks

Then the older starts screaming, "Police!!! We have a sexual harasser!!"

But, the police paid no heed as they considered the factor that they are family members who are just teasing each other.

"What a rowdy family. Are these what the younger generations are like? Oh dear, the world's about to end," the chief murmurs.