My name is Lily. My life has gone from bad to horrendous in a matter of seconds. Just now as I was walking all excited in the rain on a gloomy evening. I unexpectedly died!

I didn’t even confess to my crush yet or get married! I’m really dying a 26-year-old ******, aren’t I... wuuu this is too depressing...

Also how come I died from a drunk driver??? That was not how I wanted to hit the bucket...

Anyways, after I finally thought I had been free from the struggles of life. This little scummy little bird comes pecking me. Thus causing me to be awakened from my peaceful slumber.

That’s when I wake up to see myself in a clearing. What... I thought I was dead? There’s no way that car sent me flying into a forest...???

[Ding! Welcome Dear Host, I’m your system, 88. Here to guide you on your journey!]

Am I hallucinating now? This bird was talking to me? I pinched my face to make sure I wasn’t dreaming or whatever.

[Host! This is real...]

Ahh! It really talks... I grabbed the bird with my fingers. What a plain-looking bird. Then, I poked it a few times.

[I am not plain! Host! You are being too unreasonable.]

“What the... you can read my mind too?” I asked.

[No I cannot but I’ve seen that look on your face, you’re clearly judging me!]

“Aren’t I dead? What am I doing here in this forest?” I said staring at the ugly brown bird. I just want to go home... sob sob

[We don’t have much time left, Host! The gist is that you’ve been chosen for the Rebirth Program! You go into another world and complete quests-!]

Suddenly the ground started shaking and soon my vision faded to black. Just what is going on here? Rebirth Program? Where is the go-home program...

I opened my eyes and the first thing I see is a pair of chubby hands. What had I really been reborn? I lifted my hands to get a better look at them.

88? Where’s that scum system at?

[Hello Dear Host! We’ve arrived in “The Unfavored Mistress’ Revenge Plan.”]

Why did that sound so familiar? Ah! I remember now. That was the novel I was reading a few days ago...

You scum 88! Why’d you make me go into such a tragic and depressing novel! I cursed the system with all my might.

[Don’t blame me, Host! Blame my superiors!]

Didn’t you say you couldn’t read my mind? How are we conversing if I’m currently a baby that can’t talk? Seems suspicious...

[This is the special communication feature included in the program! It’s activated when you say 88! Top tier technology too.]

I snapped back into reality when suddenly I felt someone holding me. I saw a woman’s face smiling at me.

“Look the princess is awake.” She said laughing. Another woman was by her side with a bottle of milk..???

My face scrunched up at the sight of them. “The princess must be hungry after napping that long” the lady holding me said to the other woman.

“Yes. Now give me the princess, Sonya” the other lady said as this Sonya handed me over gently.

Wait... Sonya? As I recall my thoughts about the novel. I suddenly remembered something.

Sonya was one of the maids taking care of Princess Sylvia! Omg, why am I so unlucky...

88 you’re the biggest bully ever. How did I end up as a sad cannon fodder?

[Host! A mission is about to come up after meeting a certain character!]

Now wasn’t the time to blame the system. I had more complicated matters in my hands. If that maid is Sonya.. then this must be my nanny, Araceli!

And she was about to feed me whatever was in that bottle! How embarrassing... me a 26-year-old getting bottle-fed. “Shhh, princess. Drink it all” she whispered sweetly.

After I finished drinking it all, she placed me back into my crib. I had to rethink about the plot of the story.

Since I was now currently Princess Sylvia, I, of course will go through what she has suffered. Honestly, I really pitted this character the most while reading the novel.

It started like this...Princess Sylvia is an unfavored princess who has been locked up in the outskirts of her father’s mighty palace. As a child, she often dreamed about traveling around the world... until one day on her coming of age ceremony.

That’s when she meets her older sister, the main character of the novel. Too bad for her, her sister had schemed behind her back and she ended up being sold in her sister’s place to a wealthy noble. What’s even worse is that her family just laughed it away.

It didn’t just stop there either... I sighed. This girl was too trusting of her family.

Suddenly I felt an intense pressure in the room. Someone was here. I saw my nanny bowing.

88! What’s going on?

[Ding! A new mission has appeared!]

I sighed again. I almost spat out blood when I saw the quest details...

You really are a scum system! Wait till I strangle you to death, 88!

I looked up and saw a handsome face staring back at mine. "Your majesty!" My nanny said following behind him. What the... his majesty? Are you kidding me? 88!

[Host! You might want to complete this mission as fast as possible. The penalty for failing to complete this mission is death!]

I sighed and reread the mission details. Wait a moment... death?!? System!? Isn't death a little too serve of a penalty for this quest...?

Never mind that, for now, I have to focus on finishing this mission. I saw his majes- my father reach out for me. Alright time to complete this dumb mission.

As the handsome man lifted me up, I mustered everything up in my throat and spewed vomit at his chest area. Don't ask because I'm not sure how.

Haha, you might be wondering just what did this mission include. It was of course... "Puke on his majesty when he picks you up." Honestly who even came up with these missions, they suck and it's disgusting.

"Oh my! Your majesty!" My nanny said helping him clean himself. Maybe that was a bad idea...because my father looks pissed!

[Ding! Mission completed! You have now gained 20NC points and 50XP!"]

88? What do NC points do? Is there some sort of leveling up type function..?

[Responding to Host, NC points are what you could call currency. You can buy all sorts of useful items here in the shop and XP is for leveling up so you can access more skills and items!]

Only 20?!? I almost risked my life there! Anyways, as  the maids were all scrambling about, my father ended up leaving eventually.

Sounds like a bunch of work to me. I sighed internally. Suddenly I see something flash past the window... must've been a bird or something.

The days passed pretty boringly. I chatted with 88... actually that's the only thing I can talk to. I want to grow up quickly and express all my thoughts and feelings out to this unfair world.

[Wow, host..]

I internally glared at 88 for putting me in this situation in the first place. Maybe I would've ended up in the hospital as a vegetable.

Now was the time to start planning my next plan. This novel revolves around the main character, in that case it's my older sister who I've yet to meet and probably won't meet for a long time.

Actually forget that I'm too tired in this body of mine. As I drifted away to sleep, something was bothering me deep in my mind.

When I woke up, the maids were ready to tend to my every need. Quite embarrassing but what could I do? I studied at their faces for some entertainment.

[Ding! Ding! Ding! A new mission has appeared!]

Wait didn't I just complete one? Why is there another one so quickl! This 88 was so unreasonable... anyways I looked at a hologram that appeared in my view of vision. The quest details this time were much better than last time.

[Since host doesn't have much experience, these missions are required to be completed until host has a stable hold]

88, how kind of you to explain it. I scanned the details further. Basically all I had to do this time was befriend one of my brothers. I did hear from the maids that a one of them pass by here every once in a while so it should be a bit easy. But does this mission have a deadline?? 88?

[Answering host's question, no this mission does not have a deadline or a penalty. But the sooner you complete it the more NC and XP you'll receive]

How come the first mission had a death penalty?! This kinda infuriated me. Imagine having to die because you didn't want to puke on your royal dad... yeah can't relate.

[That's to ensure that host will be actively participating]

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A week had gone by and I still haven't seen even a peep of another person other than my maids. "The Princess seems like she wants something?" I heard Sonya say. "Would she perhaps like to go to the garden for some fresh air?" Sonya asked my nanny. Yes! I need to go outside to see if I spot any of my brothers are hanging about.

However my nanny, Araceli seemed unsure about the idea. Understandable, I am a very fragile baby at the moment. I lifted my fists in the air and started squirming. "Maybe..." my nanny said preparing my daily dose of milk. "Aw come on! Don't be such a bummer!" Sonya said picking me up. I decided to smile at her, trying to signal that yes I did want to leave this room I've been in for barely over a week.

Araceli sighed and eventually gave in. Sonya held me in her arms as we went out. Ugh... what even was this garden. Most of the bushes were dead and there were only a few patches of flowers here and there.