Iruka: This fight is boring l'm gonna' take a nap, peace.

General 1: Really but we're in the middel of a fight.

Iruka: Not my problem you idiots want to fight.

General 2: We don't want to fight they are picking a fight with us.

Iruka: Still not my problem.(yawn)

General 1: Seriously!

Iruka: Grrrr.....

General 2: Come on man we're getting beat up right now!

Iruka: Grrrr.....

General 3: Leave him we can win this on our own men!

Everyone: Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

General 3: Let's go men!

...Iruka's man: I got the enemy time for him to die....

General 6: No it's a trap get away!?

Iruka's man: What!?

Out of the bushes jumped out of the bushes stabbing Iruka's man.

Iruka's man: Aaaarrghh!!!

General 4: No! He was one of our best man.( Saying it with a tear in his eye)

*General 5: Don't fall for any more tricks by the enemy men!

Everyone: Yeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!!

The battle continues

One of General 1's men: I got him, take this.(Stabbing the enemy)

General 1: Nice one.(Yeah)!!

General 9: Don't get distracted there is still a fight if you haven't paying attention.

General 1: Sorry sir.

General 9: A General never apologizes and don't call me sir your a General yourself.

General 1: Sure.

One the other side of the battlefield.

General 2's man: Aaaarrghh!!! They got me.

Grabbing him and throwing him acrosd the street on Iruka Akimichi.

Iruka: Ok which basterd did that.

General 2's man pointing to the enemy.

Iruka: So it's you let's have some FUN!

Enemy: What do want from me.

Iruka: Nothings justs yours lifes.

Enemy: You talks.. I mean talk funny.

Iruka: Nos yous talks funnys.

Enemy: What?

Iruka looking him straight in his eyes

Enemy: Huh..

Iruka: You scared. (With a smile on his face)

Enemy: N.. nnooo...no.(Gulp)

Iruka: Yeah your scared.

Enemy: Wait what happened to your fu...(Krink)

With out letting the enemy finish he cracked hus neck.

Iruka: Who's next.(With a evil grin on his face)😈

Later that night, only a few men from the enemy are left.

Enemy: Curse you! Iruka you BASTERD!!!🤬

The enemy running in to stab Iruka *with a knife.

Enemy: Aaaarrghh!!!😠

Iruka grabbing the enemy by his arm throwing him down putting his foot on tne enemy's chest RIPPING off his arm!!!

Iruka:Hahahaha!!!😂😂😂

Enemy: Aaaarrghh!!! My arm!!!😩

All of te enemy's men are dead because of Iruka.

Iruka:Hahahaha!!! Now bring me there body's.

Making a path with the body's letting there blood fall in a staight line.

Iruka: Time for me to bath.

Laying in the BLOODSTREAM*!!!