"BANG!!" my doors to my office slam open, hitting the wall, shaking the pictures.

"ALICE!! ALICE, ALICE, ALICE!!!" Jazzy screamed busting through the doors. "GUESS WHAT!!!"

"What?" I muttered knowing what she would say.

"Clair (Alice's Mom) and I got you another blind date!! Isn't that great. It is tonight at the underground bar. I will pick out your clothes okay!!" she said in excitement.

You may think it is unusual for me to be single but you would be surprised. From my childhood and growing, I never liked anyone more then a friend. Everyone was in my friend zone and no one has ever gone out.

Growing up, many boys and girls confessed there undying love for me. I would always try to reject them in a kind way are even try to get to know them but nothing would change. Everyone was permanently in my friend zone.

After years of no boyfriend or girlfriend, my mom and my BFF decided to take action. 2 months ago they started setting me up on blind dates. I have been to over 50 of them now and none of them are suitable for me.

Jazzy and mom are determined to get me a boyfriend or girlfriend before my 27 birthday. Now remember, I am 26, no love life and guess the day God decided to put my birthday on. FEBRUARY 14, which may I remind you is VALINTINES DAY!! The day of the year where you and your lover express your love for eachother. Which isn't great for me.

Today is New Year's Eve. December 31st. Jazzy and mom set me up on yet another blind date today. They explained

"Okay, now Alice. Tonight... I have a good feeling," cheered with a smile.

"Yeah! Me as well. I have a really good feeling to! So now, go put on the outfit I have chosen for you. It is the sexiest one I could find that would fit you good. Now go change!" she squealed.

"Guys. Enough. I don't want to go on anymore blind dates. I have been to more then 50 and none of them have worked. Just give up already! No man or girl is going to win my heart!"

I said serious but they don't care. They always have a way of making me go along with these things and it is getting annoying.

"Oh, my dear daughter. Why are you so rude to me. I am your mother simply trying to help you find you lover so you can simple give me grandchildren. But it seems you don't care for children. How heartless of you." my mom says with a pitiful voice and fake tears.

Even though she does it everytime and I have gotten used to it. I still give in.

A few minutes later...

"Oh my god! You look STUNNING!!! I knew it was suitable for tonight. I knew it! The short red dress and skinny straps suit your curves and with those black high heels, dang, I might be falling for you. I know tonight is the night," squealed Jazzy once more.

"My dear daughter. You are the most beautiful daughter I could ask for. Go get that boy. I put some supplies in your little purse when you need it! Open it when you get there."

After walking out the door to my car and driving to the bar I was getting very curious on was was inside. I took a peek inside my purse. What I saw inside was a few 100 dollar bills, my phone, lipstick, and mascara. At least, that's what I saw at first. When I got to the front of the bar and parked I looked inside again. Inside were condoms and a pregnancy test.

I froze for a matter of seconds. I did lose it though. I stayed in my car and screamed swears in my mother's name.

"MOM!! WHAT THE F**K ARE THESE PIECES OF SH*T??? ARE YOU A MOTHERF****NG A**HOLE???? OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL? WHAT KIND OF F**KING DATE IS THIS??"

Few minutes have passed and I finally calmed down. I went inside the bar and took a seat. It was crazy noisy in there and I couldn't hear anything except the sound of the crowd cheering and the music blasting. There was a DJ and food everywhere. I got a glass of red wine and waited in my seat. I sat there for about 5 mintues waiting until I felt a tap on my shoulder.

To be continued...