Adventures Of A Cannon Fodder
Prologue
It was a sunny and bright day, too sunny in fact. Students sat gloomily in their proper classrooms, sadly counting the numerous days left before summer vacation.
One particular student, though, was reading dutifully, earning her the praise of the teacher.
Cranky Teacher
Kids these days!
Cranky Teacher
When will you all learn that knowledge is the supreme power above all?!
Cranky Teacher
Without knowledge, what do you think you can achieve in that miserable lowly life of yours?!
Meanwhile, in the back rows sounded a whispered conversation.
Student 1
Ugh, here he goes again.
Student 2
Seriously, who wants to hear this stuff every single time, we aren't that stupid that we couldn't even remember the times he's spitting mad.
Student 3
Come on guys, at least we're wasting time. 30 minutes more and we're all off to home.
Student 1
30 minutes? More like 30 years...
Student 1
I'm sweating buckets here.
Student 2
I really want an icecream right now...
Unfortunately, the boys didn't know the meaning of subtlety either.
Cranky Teacher
You rascals! What are you all blubbering about there huh?
Cranky Teacher
Well?! Li Xiu, kindly exchange seats with him. You! Come sit here in the front! Tell me, which emperor led the golden age of Ancient China? Who was the traitor that betrayed Emperor He? Who was the general that seized the throne with the help of a concubine?! Well?!
Student 3
Haha, I'm lucky that I didn't get caught this time.
Student 3
So...anything special you're doing on vacation?
Li Xiu
Nothing much, really.
Student 2
Dude, it's obvious that you're out of her league. Give it up.
Student 3
Shut up, Li Xiu doesn't care about stuff like that. She's kind.
Student 2
Being kind doesn't mean she'll date you and why don't you shut up?
Student 3
I'll shut up when you shut up!
Inside the head of student Li Xiu:
Li Xiu
Dating? Yeah, right. Only 2d characters satisfy me.
Li Xiu
Ahhhhh, why aren't I a character in Once Gazes Meet? I would definitely love and cherish the 2nd male lead and make him so happy that he'll forget about the FL!
Li Xiu
Why?!Why God why?! ahhhhhh wuwuwuwuwuwu nooooohoooooo whyyyyyy
Li Xiu
ahhhhhh life is meaningless ahhhhh no wuwuwu
Li Xiu
I wanna be transmigrated! I wanna be transmigrated, please please pleaseeeeeeeee
The desperate and frenzied words eventually reached the ears of a bored god...
Literary God
Hmm, why not?
Literary God
Well, alright. Here's my good deed of the century.
And thus, our journey now begins.
the one where she kicks ass
Li Xiu
Hmm...I really want to write a fanfic about Shengsheng.
Li Xiu
He deserves better!
Li Xiu
...but I'm not good at writing🥺.
After school, Li Xiu walked towards home in purposeful strides, listening to an exciting and stimulating pop song from a pair of ear phones and imagining herself to be some mafia heiress and kicking some ***.
Li Xiu
If I were a female lead in an adventurous romance novel, I'd seriously be a badass!
Li Xiu
With my taekwondo skills, I'd be able to fight alongside the boys and cultivate some intimate feelings all the while!
Li Xiu
Ahhhhhhhhh so exciting!!!
Passersby
Someone stop him! He's a thief, help!
Cranky Teacher
You lowlife! Stop right there!
With that yell, the teacher quickly tried to catch the thief.
Cranky Teacher
Ahhh, my back!
Li Xiu
Teacher, calm down please!
Cranky Teacher
You thief, don't think you can escape justice!
Meanwhile, other passersby stopped and crowded around them, forcing the thief to a standstill and panicking, forcefully pulled the collar of a student to him as a hostage.
Thief
Get out of my way! Or I'll break his neck!
Student 1
Li Xiu! You old fart, let go of her!
Student 3
Let her go, the police is coming!
Cranky Teacher
You disgrace! Could you get any lower? Disgus-
Before the teacher could finish his sentence, Li Xiu acted and scratched with all her strength at the arm near her neck, taking the split second of surprise of the man to bite him aggressively.
Escaping from his grip, Li Xiu quickly turned to him and gave him a nasty kick to the jaw, knocking him to the floor and before he could gather his wits, quickly stomped where the sun doesn't shine.
Li Xiu
This is for calling me a bitch, you asshole!
Student 1
Good job, Li Xiu! High five!
Li Xiu
Hahahaha, thanks. High five!
After all this event, Li Xiu was dead tired, not even having the energy to take a brief shower and immediately fell asleep.
Li Xiu
I'll just do it tomorrow morning...
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