I Hate You! Will You Marry Me?
Male Roommate??
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I'm feeling kinda burnt out rn from all the studying pressure (θ‿θ)
author
so imma write down sh*t to clear out my head
(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
author
I'm not that "creative" but uhhh
author
and also, this ain't a fan fic, I just thought their names are decent so...
In my senior year in university now
Hadn't met my new roommate yet, but I heard he'll come tomorrow
I was a bit excited to see who my roomie was gonna be
much to my horror, things didn't go how I expected it to
this is a story about how my life turned into hell
Hannah
I heard your roomie's coming today!
Meet Minx. My best friend since freshmen year
we were sitting at the cafeteria having our lunch
Hannah
you won't forget me when you meet your new roommate right?
Minx asked with a concerned look on her face
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Are you serious? *chuckles*
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
No I'm not gonna forget you!!
I couldn't help but giggle at the fact that she's in senior year and still is so childish
As entered the room I saw some luggages indicating that my roommates here
I walked over to welcome her warmly
But to my horror.. it's not "Her" but "Him"
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
(Wait, a guy is my roommate?!)
My bag falls from my shoulder without me even realizing it
from the sudden noise he turns around
Alexis
Hi! *smiles warmly*
Alexis
what's with that expression?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
I think you're in the wrong unit
Alexis
Umm, pretty sure I'm in the right room
How dare this b*stard talk back!
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
what makes you think that?
Alexis
you know, a "Hello" would be appreciated
I immediately rushed to the reception whilst calling Hannah
Receptionist
How may I help?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Hi auntie, can I change my room?
Receptionist
first of all, it's "Sister" not "Aunty"
ah yes,, obsessed about being young
Receptionist
What seems to be the reason?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
I don't like my roommate, Aunty
Receptionist
it's "sister"!
Receptionist
And what's the beef between you and your roommate?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
He's a guy! Can't I get a girl roommate?
Receptionist
Unfortunately the dorm is packed, no empty units are left
Receptionist
You're lucky you even got a room in the dorm
Receptionist
Lots of freshmen joined this semester
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Are freshmen more important than seniors?? this is not fair!
Receptionist
Can't do anything about it
Receptionist
though there is a way..
I looked up as sign of hope was found
Receptionist
You can ask other students to switch rooms with you
I said as I went to second floor
Receptionist
It's sister!!
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
My roommate is a guy, and if you know me
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
you know that I DESPISE men
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
and I can't shift to another room because "the dorm is full"
I mockingly said the phrase showing how pissed I am
Hannah
so, what's the plan?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
you gotta help me find someone to exchange room with me!
We knocked at the first door
Hannah
So, My friend here *points at Minx* is looking forward to exchange roommates
Girl
I have a decent roommate
the girl slammed the door shut
I was about to break the door open but Hannah held me back
Hannah
calm down! there's like 198 more rooms left
we went around and knocked at 20 more doors, everyone rejecting one way or other
I was getting more and more pissed off
Hannah
Bro, nobody would want to exchange rooms with you if you keep up that resting B face!
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
what the hell am I supposed to do??
Hannah
Maybe smile a bit more?
after an hour or so we're at the last room, our last hope..
Hannah
isn't it next to your room?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
as long as I don't have to live with a guy I'm fine with it
Hannah
wanna exchange room with my friend here?
Hannah
Her roommate is a guy, and she doesn't like men that's why she wants to change rooms
Alissa
Oh, my roommate is also a guy..
The smile suddenly faded away from my face
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
doesn't matter! all men are terrible!
Stubborn
Tired from knocking on 199 door I finally enter my room
When I entered the room I saw that guy sitting on his bed with his back facing the wall
eyes closed, earphones in his ears, bopping his head to the music
he didn't notice because he was lost in music
I pulled the earphones away from his ears
He looked at me all confused
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
You, need to get out of this room!
Alexis
What did I do wrong?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
I don't care! just change the room with someone else!
He's really getting on my nerves
I grabbed his collar harshly
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
GET. OUT. OF. THIS. ROOM.
If someone grabbed my collar like that, I would have been so mad
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Tch, probably screw around don't you
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Men didn't let you screw them?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
that's why you're here? to screw a woman?
Alexis
why are you suddenly so interested on who I screw? *tries to hold back laughter*
He finally looked up, our eyes locked
Alexis
Can you please release my collar? *calm*
I don't know what happened but my hand released his collar
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
(why am I taking his orders?)
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
This is the kind of person your dad made you?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Tch, your dad must be the same as you, characterless
The Alexis suddenly turned furious
He stood up, his eyes was fuming with rage
our faces so close to each other, I could feel his hot breath on my cheeks
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
what the hell are you doing!
Alexis
Don't you DARE SAY ANYTHING about my father!
I turned my head to the side clenching my eyes, trembling and almost tearing up
He realized what he was doing and backed off
Alexis
A narrow-minded jerk like you can't stay in society
Alexis
fine if you somehow ignore me, you can't ignore the society
Alexis
there's tons of men!
Alexis
You can't ignore all of them!
Alexis
Just because some f boy played you doesn't mean all men are bad!
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Y-you know what *shaky voice*
Alexis
where are you going?
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
None of your business
Alexis
what made her tremble so bad?
Me and Hannah were having dinner
Hannah
Nobody wants to change room with you
Hannah
The only other way is, if he changes room
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
What are the traits of bad roommates?
Hannah
Umm there's alot of them
Hannah
Like, The slob
Never does any chores, always makes the dorm a mess but won't clean it up
Hannah
Or, someone who doesn't respect others personal space
Hannah
and the worst one yet
Hannah
Imagine you're tired after a long day, you come back home so you can sleep in peace
Hannah
but you see your roommate partying, loud music and everything
Hannah
What? wait... don't tell me-
Hannah
You wouldn't right..?
Mission failed
After an exhausting day when Alexis finally comes back home
He finds his side of the room trashed
Papers that were on the table is now in the trash bin, on the ceiling fan, on the floor, everywhere
Posters of this idols ripped apart
The snacks he bought and put on the table is now all over the bed
chips, crumbs, empty packets
The boxes he brought his stuff in all lined up, sticky notes on it saying "Get the f*ck out of this room*
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Let me give you a proper introduction
Minx
Hot-headed, dirty mouth *swears alot*, Despises men, Impatient
Alexis
Calm, Handsome af, mature, patient, great guitarist, wants to create a band
I had extra classes so I was bit late
Though I was dying to see him leaving my room frustrated
The room was squeaky clean
The boxes I wrote "Get the f*ck out of this room" now says "I won't leave"
Alexis walked over to me and mockingly said
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Just leave the room!!
Alexis
What did I do wrong??
Alexis
Why should I leave?
Alexis
Again, just because another scumbag used you doesn't mean all men are bad!
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Mind your own Business
Alexis then left to eat dinner
as he walked over he saw Minx drinking and gossiping with friends
loud music playing, one of them even laying on Alexis's bed
trashing Alexis's bed with food
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Oh hey roomie!! *smug look*
Alexis
nice to meet you aall
Cara
You are such kind roommate
Niki
yess, Minx told us about you.
Niki
She said you're really kind and won't mind us Partying
Hannah
And you won't mind us playing music
Alexis
Umm you're on my bed
Cara
what? oh I'm so sorry, Minx told me it's her's
Cara
I totally trashed it-
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
it's okay Cara, Alexis is really kind, he wouldn't mind
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
Right Alexis? *smirks*
Niki
you're such a kindhearted man
Alexis
Minx, can I talk to you for a second?
Alexis
What is this Minx..
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
that's what you get for not moving out
Alexis
I did absolutely nothing wrong!
Alexis
Not all men are bad!
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
probably screw around whoever you see
Alexis then suddenly grabbed my cheeks and gave a peck on my cheek
Minx tried to chase him but got tired after chasing for 10 minutes
𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥
*huff* *huff* Motherf*cker
Minx went back to her room
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