“Oh my god, it’s so hot!” Xia Chuan unlocked the door using his keys and kicked it open. While taking off his jersey, he walked over to the air conditioner to cool himself down.

“You went to play basketball again?” Jiang Xuehang who was sitting at the desk pushed up his glasses and stared at the two men who just entered.

Su Ming, who was also wearing a jersey, pulled the key out of the doorknob and placed it on Xia Chuan’s desk. “Better not lose it again.”

“Thank you, Brother Mingming~” While enjoying the cool breeze, Xia Chuan narrowed his eyes and shot a smirk to Su Ming. When he finally started to cool down, he went over to harass Jiang Xuehang instead. “The top student isn’t studying in the library today?”

Xia Chuan was half-***** and his face was covered in sweat, but he still rubbed himself stickily on Jiang Xuehang’s body. Jiang Xuehang didn’t get angry at him, and even explained with a good temper, “Nothing much was going on today, so I was just doing some casual reading in the room.”

“Reading? You were reading ‘Grimm’s Fairy Tales’ last time, right?” Xia Chuan grabbed the book from Jiang Xuehang’s hands. “‘Giovanni’s Room’? Never heard of it!” He flipped through a few pages but couldn’t find anything interesting from it. Instead, he managed to glimpse from the corner of his eyes that Su Ming was just about to grab a change of clothes. He quickly threw the book aside, grabbed his shampoo and shower gel, and rushed into the bathroom. “Me first!”

Xia Chuan turned the water up to the max and hummed a tune while he scrubbed himself clean. After drying himself off with a towel, he prepared to head out with his **** hanging out. But right when he was about to pull the bolt on the door, that “thing” that happened not long ago suddenly came to mind. With that sudden thought, he squatted down to dispel the goosebumps that had risen up all over his body.

In the end, the door was opened to a tiny slit. Xia Chuan was hiding behind it, racking his brains out.

Very good, the target Su Ming is playing games with his headphones on, and he’s not looking this way at all.

Xia Chuan lowered his voice and called out to Jiang Xuehang, who was closest, and asked him to bring a clean T-shirt and a pair of shorts over.

“Don’t you usually just come out without clothes on?” Jiang Xuehang eyed Xia Chuan who was hiding behind the door suspiciously.

“People get shy at times too~” Xie Chuan pretended to be bashful as he took the clothes. He quickly put his clothes on and strode out of the bathroom.

He quickly reached the lights, and the room was left in a state of darkness. Xia Chuan leaned on his pillow and used his laptop to browse through the hot posts on Hupu[1].

“If Gao ○○ and Zhen Jingwen both confessed to you at the same time, who would you choose? Heheheh, it’s so hard to choose! Can I just have both?!”

“What do I do if my GF likes reading BL? Shit! What’re girls reading all that stuff for? They should get married and have kids while they’re still young.”

“How would you guys rate my sister? Let me see…She looks pretty good. Old rules, 10 if she’s up to ****, 0 if she’s not, hahaha.”

They were clearly just copy-pastas of the same stuff over and over again, but Xia Chuan was still amused.

“Actress D hot sexy dance image set! This is good, this is good!” Xia Chuan quickly opened up the post to admire. But before he could finish, he started to get a reaction down there.

Ever since “that” happened, he felt grossed out every time he touched little junior. It’s been so long since he had a jerk, but today…

He stretched his neck out of the curtain and looked around: Good boy Jiang Xuehang had already put down his book and was getting ready to sleep, Xu Ming was still working on something below, while the other bed was empty as usual. If he tried to do that secretly right now, he definitely wouldn’t be found out.

Pleased, Xia Chuan pulled his bed curtains shut before putting on his headphones, skillfully opening the second new folder on his E-drive and browsed through his collection. He downloaded a lot of good videos last time, and there were many he hadn’t seen yet!

After choosing one, Xia Chuan quickly fast-forwarded the video and came straight to the scene of a hotel room. He saw two men enter the room and sitting down on the bed.

A threesome? How exciting! Xia Chuan nearly made a sound out of pleasure, and his right hand had already been stuffed inside of his underwear.

But just as he managed to stroke little junior into a semi-hard state, the scene on his screen began developing in an unexpected direction.

No big-breasted beauty with long legs entered the room. Instead, the two men began helping each other out.

Wh-wh-wh-wh-what is this?! Disgusting! Xia Chuan thought that this was just a different type of ********, so he fast-forwarded even more in displeasure, hoping to get to the part where the actress showed up soon.

He never expected that the scene of a man sticking it into another man would fill his eyes.

Xia Chuan stared dazedly at the screen with his eyes wide. At the same time, the sound of moaning was transmitted through his headphones in the form of 3d stereo surround sound. Even though that voice was erotic and flirty, that hoarse voice quality clearly belonged to a man!

Xia Chuan instantly went soft.

Xia Chuan had also turned off the video as quickly as the strike of thunder.

But how deep is the psychological trauma left on Xia Chuan’s heart, you ask?

He tossed and turned in bed and he was so grossed out that he couldn’t sleep no matter what. After thinking it over and over again, Xia Chuan decided to fight back—by writing a post to insult homosexuals and fujoshis.

He squeezed out every last drop of his brain juices and pulled out every fancy word he learned in his entire life to type out five to six-thousand words. With “Disgusting Homosexuals Spreading AIDS, Perverted Fujoshis are Cancers of Society!” as the title, he uploaded this emotionally charged post to Tianya Club[2].

Xia Chuan felt like he finally managed to vent a little.

Then, he quickly logged out of his Tianya account and decided not to log into this ID ever again. It wasn’t as if he didn’t know how much heat he’d get from discriminating homosexuals and mocking fujoshis.

But even so, he was still an unwavering homophobe!

“But homophobes are just closet gays, you know?” A familiar voice appeared in his ears, which gave Xia Chuan a fright. These were the words his little sister, Xia Xi, would often use to brainwash him.

He turned around to look, but it wasn’t Xia Xi.

But to say that it wasn’t…wasn’t completely right either.

The person in front of him had Xia Xi’s face, but her appearance revealed the compassion of a Greek goddess. She had dazzling blonde hair that reached the ground and was even wearing a laurel wreath at her crown. Behind her was a huge pair of white wings that danced up and down, bringing with them a light breeze that made her ivory-white dress flutter. A warm saintly light shone on the ground and it made Xia Chuan feel a little dizzy.

“Stage II advanced straight male cancer. The cancer cells have already entered your bloodstream and spread throughout all the organs in your body, inducing symptoms such as misogynism and severe narcissism. At the same time, you are suffering from homophobia, and you are clearly also hostile towards fujoshis. Tell me, how should I treat you?” The goddess resembling Xia Xi asked Xia Chuan tenderly.

“Treat? Treat what? I don’t want it!” Xia Chuan turned around and wanted to flee, but his whole body was frozen, and he couldn’t move.

The goddess Xia Xi gently pointed at him, and a beam of light came out of her fingertips, seeping into Xia Chuan’s lower body.

Specifically, it was his perineum.

A tingling spread out from his perineum like a thousand ants were biting the skin there all at the same time, and it felt so unbearable that it made his heart churn. Xia Chuan instantly burst out into cold sweat. He wanted to scratch it, but he couldn’t move his hand; he wanted to beg for mercy, but he couldn’t open his mouth.

“Do you want me to cut off that thing at the front too?” The goddess Xia Xi wondered.

“I don’t think that’s necessary.” A man who was also wearing a laurel wreath and white robes suddenly fluttered to the ground. His face looked just like Su Ming.

He smiled to Xia Chuan. “It’s enough that he remembers that ‘homophobes are just closet gays’.”

As soon as he heard him say that, Xia Chuan felt that he could finally move. He immediately reached out to touch his perineum, but found out that there was a soft organ there that did not belong to a man!

“Ah—!”

A scream of terror broke out through the room, and Xia Chuan had also awoken at the same time.

“So it was a dream.” Xia Chuan’s heart was heaving up and down violently and his forehead was covered in cold sweat. He looked at the ceiling of the dormitory and breathed a sigh of relief.

“Did you have a nightmare?” Su Ming’s gentle voice came over from the other bed.

Hearing this, Xia Chuan nearly thought he was still in his dream and quickly tried to shut him up. “I’m fine, I’m fine! You can go back to sleep!”

Jiang Xuehang on the opposite side had also sat up groggily. “Are you really okay?”

“I’m fine! I just needed to use the toilet hahaha…” Still lost in shock, Xia Chuan got off his bed and went to the toilet.

After flushing the toilet, Xia Chuan smoothly reached down to pull his pants up.

But—

Even though he knew he was worrying over nothing—

He still couldn’t have a peace of mind—

Xia Chuan peeled away his underwear and reached towards his perineum.

“Bang!” The sound of something falling came from the bathroom.

Xia Chuan was splayed out on the tiles and kept touching around the organ that had grown out of thin air in disbelief.

Having been stimulated, the soft and sensitive organ constricted a few times and even leaked out a few drops of juices. Xia Chuan also could not help but clamp his legs together.

How could this happen—he didn’t even have the strength to yell anymore, and could only stare at the ground in a daze.

Was this not a dream?

Impossible…

Knocking sounds came from outside of the bathroom door, then Su Ming’s worried voice could be heard. “Xia Chuan, what’s wrong? Are you unwell? Do you need me to come in?”

“No need! No need at all! I’ll be out in a bit!” Xia Chuan nervously responded to Su Ming outside the door, but he couldn’t stop his brain from recalling an ancient post on Baidu[2]:

What if you turned into a girl one day?

—First, show your brothers a good time!

De! Fi! Nite! Ly! Not!!!! Xia Chuan pulled up his pants with gritted teeth and swore to defend his virginity to the death.

Extra:

Midsummer, City C, the boiling heat of summer was suffocating.

Even though playing basketball in summer was fun, you’d still inevitably be drained by the heat. His jersey was soaked in sweat, and his hair was also drenched from the heat. After returning to the empty dorm room with Su Ming. Xia Chuan quickly went into the bathroom first. He picked up the showerhead and quickly washed up.

“I smell all nice now~” Without any clothes on, Xia Chuan strode proudly out of the bathroom. This wasn’t the first time he had done this either since the dorm was filled with guys anyway. Even the dormitory room opposite of them was filled with men, there was nothing to be embarrassed about.

“Do you? Let me check.” Su Ming came over and sniffed Xia Chuan around his clavicle was his fluffy head was rubbing against Xia Chuan’s body.

“It tickles!! Hahahaha!” Xia Chuan was extremely ticklish, and he was laughing loudly as he pushed Su Ming away.

Su Ming let him go obediently, but taking advantage of the situation, he caught little Xia Chuan jr. with his right hand.

“Oh!” Xia Chuan couldn’t help exclaiming in surprise, having his most sensitive part held by someone else. He didn’t know whether it was because it had been a long time since he jerked off, but little Xia Chuan jr. got hard very quickly.

Su Ming slowly clasped his fingers and wrapped them around that meat rod before slowly moving up and down.

“Ah—What are you doing!” Xia Chuan retreated backward uneasily.

But Su Ming followed him tightly, and in the end, Xia Chuan’s back reached the wall. Su Ming’s left hand reached past his head and pressed it against the wall with a force that was hard to escape from while his right hand continued its earlier movements, and even began playing with the crown of the rod. When he opened his mouth to speak, Xia Chuan could feel his warm breath at his ear. “I’m helping you jerk off. You’ve done this with your friends in the past, right?”

Xia Chuan wanted to say no. At most, he had only watched porn with his classmates, but Su Ming’s deft fingers made him unable to speak.

Appreciating the view of the other’s flushed face and half-lidded eyes in satisfaction, Su Ming bent his index finger and scraped over the urethra slowly with his nail.

“Oh—” Xia Chuan had never experienced such superb techniques, so the overly intense stimulation caused him to arch his back.

At just the right moments, Su Ming moved his hands between the sack, the shaft, and the head. Finally, when he dug his finger between the opening of his urethra, he successfully made Xia Chuan surrender and he shot his semen over his hand.

“Shit,” Xia Chuan gasped for breath. God knows he was nearly about to suffocate earlier.” Aren’t you too good at this? You can’t have been single for 20 years, have you?”

Su Ming did not speak. He looked down at the white turbid liquid on his hand. After a while, he walked straight into the bathroom like nothing happened.

Xia Chuan was still standing in place. Thinking back to Su Ming’s gaze from earlier, he couldn’t help but shudder.

Do friends…really help each other out that way?

No, right?

Could it be…that guy was gay?!

Xia Chuan was shocked by his own thoughts and turned to look at the bathroom door which was emitting the sounds of running water.

How could Su Ming be a damn gay!

Oh right! If he was gay, then he’d definitely touch him all over!

He didn’t touch him at all earlier, right?!

Yeah! The heat was just getting to him, that’s all!

Xia Chuan crossed his arms and nodded in satisfaction at his conclusion, completely forgetting that he still hadn’t dressed himself.

Notes:

[1]Hupu is a Chinese-language (mostly)sports-based site/forum.

[2]Another Chinese forum, more info at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tianya\_Club

[3]Surprise, it’s another Chinese forum, and also the Chinese equivalent of Google.

The next morning, Xia Chuan returned to his dorm with breakfast for three.

Su Ming looked at him as if he was an alien. “Is the sun coming out from the wrong side today?”

Xia Chuan rolled his eyes at him while chewing on his jianbing[1]. “It’s normal for me to get up this early, okay?”

God knows what sort of mental journey he went on this morning. After coming out from the bathroom, Xia Chuan could no longer sleep. He waited for the dorm caretaker to open the door and rushed out. He had intended to consult with the doctors in the school clinic, but after some thought, he would most likely be sent to the dissection table of the nation’s Supernatural Research Institute with his condition. Due to his lack of willingness to offer himself up for the scientific advancement of his motherland, Xia Chuan resolutely turned around and headed to Happy Food House.

Since he didn’t have class today, Xia Chuan ate his breakfast slowly while he wondered what he was going to do from now on.

His other roommate was staying outside for the long-term, so the ones he spent the most time with were his roommates Su Ming and Jiang Xuehang.

Su Ming was your standard riajuu, the one with the well-defined model face. Rumors say he’s pretty popular with the girls, and there are even girls who would secretly say that he looked pretty naughty when he laughed. But Su Ming’s character couldn’t be better in Xia Chuan’s eyes. From what he could remember, he had never seen him get angry and he had always taken good care of him. His family were C city locals, so they would bring Xia Chuan out to play from time to time. Under his strong recommendations, Xia Chuan had also entered the school basketball team with him. Xia Chuan was a pretty careless guy, and forgetful to boot. If not for Su Ming helping him out, he would’ve turned his life into a mess a long time ago…In short, Su Ming is one of his most trusted buddies in university.

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GOLDEN PAVILION

A Straight Guy’s Nightmare Chapter 2

Technically not Monday but I’ve been awake since Monday, enjoy. I’ll start finding ways to screw with the bots when they come.

Chapter 2, I got wet when my roommate kissed me, and my ***** was revealed when I fell down in the bathroom

The next morning, Xia Chuan returned to his dorm with breakfast for three.

Su Ming looked at him as if he was an alien. “Is the sun coming out from the wrong side today?”

Xia Chuan rolled his eyes at him while chewing on his jianbing[1]. “It’s normal for me to get up this early, okay?”

God knows what sort of mental journey he went on this morning. After coming out from the bathroom, Xia Chuan could no longer sleep. He waited for the dorm caretaker to open the door and rushed out. He had intended to consult with the doctors in the school clinic, but after some thought, he would most likely be sent to the dissection table of the nation’s Supernatural Research Institute with his condition. Due to his lack of willingness to offer himself up for the scientific advancement of his motherland, Xia Chuan resolutely turned around and headed to Happy Food House.

Since he didn’t have class today, Xia Chuan ate his breakfast slowly while he wondered what he was going to do from now on.

His other roommate was staying outside for the long-term, so the ones he spent the most time with were his roommates Su Ming and Jiang Xuehang.

Su Ming was your standard riajuu, the one with the well-defined model face. Rumors say he’s pretty popular with the girls, and there are even girls who would secretly say that he looked pretty naughty when he laughed. But Su Ming’s character couldn’t be better in Xia Chuan’s eyes. From what he could remember, he had never seen him get angry and he had always taken good care of him. His family were C city locals, so they would bring Xia Chuan out to play from time to time. Under his strong recommendations, Xia Chuan had also entered the school basketball team with him. Xia Chuan was a pretty careless guy, and forgetful to boot. If not for Su Ming helping him out, he would’ve turned his life into a mess a long time ago…In short, Su Ming is one of his most trusted buddies in university.

Jiang Xuehang, on the other hand, was one of those school tyrants[2] who entered S Uni with his unbelievably high test scores. With his results, even getting into Z Uni would be no problem, but by a strange combination of circumstances, he made a mistake while filling in his college aspirations form, and ended up becoming roommates with school trash Xia Chuan. The first time he met him, Xia Chuan didn’t know about the huge gap in their college entrance examination results. Instead, he was very impressed by his delicately pale skin and his exquisite appearance. “If you were to turn into a girl, you’d definitely be the Chen Buling[3] or the Milky-chan[4] type! If that happens, don’t forget to show your brothers a good time, hahahahaha…” Jiang Xuehang responded to this with a gentle smile. He didn’t get angry at all.

Xia Chuan was stunned by the relationship he had between these two and wondered whether he should tell them about it. Even after thinking about it for a while, he still couldn’t decide. So, in a fit of self abandon, he played “My Ex-girlfriend, Current Girlfriend, and I” instead.

This was a puzzle game that revolved around the protagonist and his two cute girlfriends. Since he hadn’t officially broken up with the so-called “ex-girlfriend” yet, she was only a fake ex-girlfriend. The current girlfriend, on the other hand, was gentle and considerate, which made it even harder for the protagonist to give her up. So, the protagonist had to carefully date the two at the same time, while also avoiding the tragedy of them fighting.

Xia Chuan had actually beaten the game long ago, but he hadn’t gotten an ending he was satisfied with yet—None of the girls break up with the protagonist, and instead, they keep on fighting with each other over him in secret. While thinking about this delightful scene, Xia Chuan was practically drooling.

After answering a call, Su Ming said he had some things to do with the Student Council and quickly left, leaving only two behind.

“Ahem, um…Xia Chuan…”

Xia Chuan who was concentrating on hiding his ex-gf from his now-gf asked without even raising his head, “What’s up?”

Jiang Xuehang didn’t even dare to look at him, and said embarrassedly with his head down, “Last time, you said you were gonna show me that…”

“Which one?” Xia Chuan casually responded. But after a few seconds, he finally realized. “Oh, the one to help you increase your experience.”

He instantly felt interested and stopped playing his games, quickly calling Jiang Xuehang to come over. While they were chatting last time, he found out that Jiang Xuehang had actually never seen porn in all his years of living, and he instantly felt sad for him. How was he going to get a girlfriend in the future!

Even though Xia Chuan was also a ******.

But at least he jerked off by himself before.

Anyway, whether you lose your virginity by masturbating or doing it with a girl was Xia Chuan’s “Schrödinger’s cat”.

The two sat on the ground that was covered with foam mats with Xia Chuan’s computer placed down in front of them.

“Do you like the western type or Japanese? Big breasted wives or a flat chest loli?” While asking, Xia Chuan opened up his usual video player.

“Ah…Soko dame…”

The nightmarish moaning of a man sounded out once more, and the loud volume quaked through the empty dormitory room.

“Motto, motto…ah…”

It felt like time was still at this moment, only the gay porn on his screen continued to play without stopping for a moment. The awkward atmosphere was practically materializing, freezing Xia Chuan in place.

Only after a moment was he able to react and closed the player. “That…Jiang Xuehang, don’t misunderstand…I forgot to delete it last time…Ah no, I mean!! I accidentally downloaded this…”

He’s done for, he made it worse and worse.

Unexpectedly, the other did not show any expression of disgust.

That’s good, as expected of a good brother.

Xia Chuan opened up his precious folder again and wanted to show Jiang Xuehang a good video from his collection, but suddenly felt a hot body sticking to him from behind.

“Xia Chuan, so you’re…” Jiang Xuehang had only said a few words before being unable to help himself and kissed the other on his lips.

The moment that pair of soft lips touched his own, Xia Chuan’s brain was shut down completely. He could only watch as Jiang Xuehang did something completely beyond his cognition.

After finding that the other side did not resist, Jiang Xuehang was so excited that both his cheeks were dyed red, and small glittery stars emerged from his wet eyes. he carefully pressed Xia Chuan down onto the foam mat and softly inserted the tip of his tongue to the opening on the other side, licking around his soft gums.

Not even in his wildest dreams would Xia Chuan ever think of being treated in this way by his buddy. And even more unexpectedly, he never thought he’d be so into it. It felt like Jiang Xuehang’s lips were magnetic, he could feel an electric current flowing through every place he touched. The gentle kiss made his lower body react, and to make it worse, he actually felt a strong sense of emptiness from that shameful place. It was craving to be rubbed, and receive even more excessive contact. Those lusty juices had already wet his underwear, highlighting the shape of his *****.

Since it was summer, Xia Chuan had only wore a very thin pair of shorts over his underwear. If anyone stared down there right now, they might even discover…

“What are you two doing?” A voice that was forcefully suppressing its anger rang out. That incredibly cold question caused Xia Chuan’s overheated brain to cool down instantly.

He was only able to push Jiang Xuehang off his lips by shoving him away. Then, he quickly sat up and clamped his legs tightly together before hurriedly explaining to Su Ming at the door, “No…Nothing…” Even just by clamping his legs, that sensitive ***** began leaking even more as if it had been stimulated.

“Sorry Su ming, please excuse me.” Jiang Xuehang put his glasses that had fallen off earlier back on. “Me and Xia Chuan…are together now.”

“Wh-wh-wh-wha?!” Hearing that, Xia Chuan felt like a bomb had been set off in his brain as he stared at him in disbelief. “No! Jiang Xuehang, you misunderstood!”

“Alright, what the hell is going on?” Su Ming changed his shoes and crouched down in front of Xia Chuan, looking at him with a stern gaze he had never seen before. “Explain.”

Those stiff words made Xia Chuan feel somewhat surprised. Su Ming had never been this fierce before. Being stared at with that scary gaze, he was practically unable to organize his words. “I…”

“I kissed him.” Jiang Xuehang put a hand on his shoulder and put some distance between Xia Chuan and Su Ming in a seemingly casual manner. “I may have gotten it wrong, but I’ll ask you now. Xia Chuan, will you go out with me?”

“No! I’m not a disgusting gay!” Xia Chuan refused him without even thinking about it.

Hearing this, Jiang Xuehang silently took his hand away and looked down at the floorboards, revealing the look of a pitiful dog that had been abandoned by its owner.

Xia Chuan couldn’t stand the atmosphere in the room any longer. He stood up and quickly left the room. Once he left the dormitory block, he couldn’t help but walk even faster, and finally ended up running around madly on campus. Under the hot burning sunshine, he quickly worked himself up a big sweat.

I thought of you as my bro, but you wanted to **** me?!

This should’ve been Xia Chuan’s favorite type of post. Every time he saw it, he would definitely go and respond with “too late bro, just give in lol”, but he never would’ve thought it’d happen to himself.

He was beginning to feel a little out of it from the hot sun hanging over his head, and he staggered around the streets dazedly on the streets outside of the campus.

S Uni was located in the suburbs of C City. The area outside of the school was absolutely barren, you couldn’t even find a place to hang out. But Xia Chuan really didn’t want to go back, so he just loitered back and forth blindly in the meantime, and even skipped his classes in the afternoon. Even after the sun had set, he still didn’t feel like heading back to school.

When he finally struggled back to the entrance to the dormitory, he took out his phone to check the time: it was already nine o’clock. A dozen missed calls was shown on his screen, and besides one coming from Su Ming, the rest of them were from Jiang Xuehang’s number. Distractedly, Xia Chuan put his phone back into his pocket and bumped into one of his classmates who was walking out with a washbasin in hand.

The other guy greeted him, and Xia Chuan asked curiously in response, “Where are you going?”

That student responded, “Dunno yet! The water’s out in the entire dormitory zone so we can only use the public baths. Practically our entire block is there, I don’t even know if I’ll be able to wash up if I’m late.” After that, he hurried off.

Xia Chuan was stunned. His body was covered in sweat, so he really couldn’t stand it if he didn’t take a shower. But if he went to the public bathhouse that was filled with people, he couldn’t guarantee that nobody would find out about that shameful place of his.

He could only bring two thermoses and run to the bathhouse to pick up two bottles of hot water before bringing them back again. The people beside him looked at him as if he was crazy, but Xia Chuan could only bear this silent suffering by himself. He climbed all the way up to the sixth floor with the water and found that nobody was in when he opened the door to his dorm. That was a great relief.

After preparing the water and the washbasin, Xia Chuan bolted up the bathroom’s latch and took off his drenched clothes before pouring water over his head with the basin. While squeezing out the shower gel, he was absent-mindedly thinking about what happened during the day when he accidentally poured out too much, and some of it slipped out from the palm of his hand to the ground. Xia Chuan didn’t notice it either, but when he was reaching out for the washbasin, he accidentally slipped and fell to the ground in a loud crash.

“Damn! That hurts!” He hit his tailbone on the tiles really hard, and it hurt so much that Xia Chuan sucked in a cold breath, completely unaware that he was facing the door with his legs splayed open.

At the same time, he also did not realize that the door latch had been broken for a while now, and could barely hold in place if it wasn’t latched in far enough.

“Oww—”

The door suddenly opened.

Notes:

[1]Chinese style fried pancake, sorta like an egg burrito

[2]学霸, or school tyrants, are basically straight-A students or just the super serious studious type.

[3]A Chinese actress, her name is Chen Duling but the author had to avoid copyright.

[4]Milky-chan is 奶盖妹妹 or milk cap (the milk froth on top of milk tea) little sister, dunno who that is tbh.

“Xia Chuan? Why didn’t you go to…” After the person opened the door, he saw Xia Chuan’s posture and instinctively looked between his widely spread legs, turning silent.

Shit! He saw everything!

Xia Chuan had a nasty fall earlier so he couldn’t get himself up. Simply deciding to give in, he said, “What’re you waiting for? Come pull me up!”

Was he blind? Why did he feel like he just saw Su Ming gulp while staring at that part?

Forget it. They’re all men anyway, Su Ming wouldn’t actually do anything to him.

And he was right, Su Ming didn’t do anything. He managed to press down both the surprise and the turbulent desires within his heart in an instant and stepped forward to help Xia Chuan up. He moved him to the desk and helped him sit down before bringing his own chair over. During that gap, Xia Chuan had already put on his underwear and even pulled a loose T-shirt over himself.

“You’re intersex? I never knew.”

When he heard him say that, Xia Chuan was nearly at the brink of tears. “I was still a real man till yesterday, okay?!” In an aggrieved tone, he recounted his dreams from yesterday and his experiences the morning after.

Su Ming, “Pff.”

Xia Chuan was pissed. “What’re you laughing at!”

Su Ming reached out to pat the top of Xia Chuan’s wet hair. “You’re not messing with me?”

“I’m not, promise!” Seeing that his attitude was still the same as usual, Xia Chuan’s heart eased up a lot. “We’re still buddies, right?

Su Ming nodded definitely.

“Then, you have to keep it a secret for me!” Xia Chuan looked at him expectantly.

But the scenario he imagined of him agreeing simply did not happen. Su Ming thought about it for a little and grinned. “I could…but there’s a condition.”

“You bandit! You’re still trying to take advantage of me now?!” Xia Chuan was heartbroken.

“Go out with me.”

“Huh???” This was the second time Xia Chuan heard the words “go out with me” today, and he had an existential crisis both times.

“Go out with me.” Su Ming repeated. “As for the reason…I’ve never gone out with a guy before.”

“But why me?? No no no, that’s a definite no!” That “show your brothers a good time” post suddenly sprang up in Xia Chuan’s mind again, and he prayed for God to take him now.

“Or, you could do it with me once…with this.” While Xia Chuan was unprepared, Su Ming groped the slit through his underwear.

“Nn…” Being touched so suddenly stimulated him greatly, and Xia Chuan couldn’t stop himself from letting out a moan.

Su Ming had no idea that Xia Chuan was this sensitive at all. He had just touched him a little but his underwear was easily soaked through, and the damp spot had faintly outlined a shape that was akin to a pair of lips.

Just thinking back to the soft touch he had just felt at his fingertips was enough to pitch a tent at his lower half.

“You…You damned animal!” Xia Chuan felt his waist go soft at the touch earlier, but he tried his best to steady himself and staggered as far away from Su Ming as he could. “I’ve always thought of you as my bro!”

“And you can think of me as your man too in the future. If you don’t want to do it with me, just go out with me.” Su Ming adjusted his posture and tried to hide the reaction between his legs.

“No! Both of them are nos!”

“In that case…” Su Ming massaged his forehead as if he was having a headache and continued, “Jiang Xuehang should be coming back soon, should I just tell him directly? Oh right, hasn’t he always been in love with you? He might just end up raping you…”

The impact of hearing the word “rape” was too great, and it instantly diminished Xia Chuan’s determination.

Coincidentally, the sound of someone unlocking the door could be heard.

The first thing Jiang Xuehang saw when he walked in while drying his hair was this strange scene: Xia Chuan was only wearing an oversized T-shirt that reached over his thighs, sitting face to face with Su Ming, and neither of them were speaking.

“Xia Chuan, I’m very sorry about this morning…” Jiang Xuehang looked at the person he had been searching for the whole day and wished he could pour his heart out to him, but the strange atmosphere made it hard for him to continue. “What happened with you and Su Ming?”

“Xuehang, I’m going out with Xia Chuan, so we may have a lot of intimate moments with each other in the future, I hope you won’t mind.” Su Ming sounded extremely carefree, but you could still hear the provocation in his voice.

Jiang Xuehang could hardly believe what he was hearing. “Xia Chuan, is what he said true?”

Xia Chuan wanted to refute him, but under Su Ming’s threatening gaze, he could only bite the bullet and say, “Yeah…” If they were just dating, then it should be fine, for now…He could refuse all matters of physical contact like his life depended on it, then maybe he’ll break up with him after a few days.

The whole room fell into silence.

Xia Chuan secretly raised his head to look at him.

The man who could smile through lectures of international public law, international private law, and international economic law was now completely stunned.

“Why…Didn’t you just say you weren’t gay this morning? Why are you with him?”

It sounded like he was mumbling to himself, but it also sounded like he was questioning Xia Chuan.

I didn’t want to either, damnit! At that moment, Xia Chuan was almost tempted to lay everything out on the table. Whoever wants to keep up with this bullshit can do it themselves! He can’t do it anymore!

But the instant he was about to speak, Su Ming leaned down to block his lips. The breath of a man that was both refreshing and aggressive came gushing over, and that well-defined nose was brushed on his cheek.

A-a-a-again?!

Xia Chuan who was on a roller coaster of being fine and terrible couldn’t stand it anymore. He put both his hands on the other man’s shoulders and tried to push him away. But at this moment, Su Ming moved his hands between Xia Chuan’s thighs once more and reached over his cunt. He rubbed three of his fingers over that damp area in a rhythmic fashion, while his middle finger even dug mercilessly at the slit. The moans that were about to pour out from his mouth were shoved back down his throat, and he instinctively clamped his trembling legs around the palm of that mischievous hand.

But looking at it from another angle, it seemed like Su Ming was only putting his hands on the chair. On the contrary, Xia Chuan looked like he was addicted to that kiss with his flushed cheeks and his eyes dazed, his hands that were resting on the other man’s hands were both initiative and eager.

The two kissed as if they couldn’t bear to part, and naturally, nobody noticed the sound of footsteps beside them or the soft bang of the closing door.

By the time Su Ming finally released him, Xia Chuan was nearly out of breath, and he was gasping hard while resting his head on the other’s shoulder. As soon as he calmed down, he immediately struck a fist out and landed a punch square on Su Ming’s right cheek without showing him any mercy. The blow stunned Su Ming and he nearly fell off his chair. He reached out to touch the corner of his mouth and found that he tore the inner lining of his mouth with his teeth, and it was bleeding. His cheeks were also swollen quite badly in just a short moment. He laughed completely unperturbed. “How fierce.”

“If you touch me again, this won’t end with just a punch!” Xia Chuan did try to come off as fierce, but the huskiness of desire could still be heard in his voice.

“Oh, really?” Su Ming brushed it off easily. Then, he got up and went into the bathroom. He didn’t think that even though his face was plummeted to this state that he would still be hard underneath, and it was still throbbing with pain, crying out tirelessly for that person. He definitely had to deal with this one first.

Xia Chuan felt like his punch landed on cotton, and he felt both angry and aggrieved. He kicked over Su King’s chair in a fit of anger, and the metal back made a loud crash when it collided with the ground.