Cucumber University Novel PDF Free Download

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Welcome everyone

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This cs is created to distract Blake

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Because Blake keeps asking me to update the novel

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Anyway I hope y'all will enjoy

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Let's introduce the BanaCumber Squad

Note: BanaCumber = Banana (pts) + Cucumber (Pipino = Filipino)

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Note: Everyone's age is the same

Name: Sylvester -"The Lady killer" -Can attract everyone except Moon, but easily whipped for guys with deep voice, he'll do dolphin scream -The Banana Leader

Name: Luhan -"The Dead Man" -Been sleeping in personal grave for far too long -Rich but the latter is richer

Name: Ice -"The Generous Banana" - Will get scolded by Dead Man if Quota is not met -Owned by Moon

Name: Abigail -"The Banana Group Owner" -Rich in banana but is keeping low profile as to not get robbed -The most sane Cucumber

Name: Blake -"The Three Timer" -Three timed Abi, Sylvester, and Scarlet Cupid -The one with no permanent partner

Name: Hiromi -"The Banana King" -Gives every single banana to everyone -The only cucumber that everyone doesn't want to give any more banana

Name: Scarlet Cupid -"The Squad's Jejemon" -Weird -Still weird

Name: Meppotato -"The Big Banana" -Gives the biggest bananas in the most unexpected time -Is not talkative

Name: Martina -"The Baka" -She's rich but only I know that, now you know -This baka doesn't have data most of the time

Name: Moon Soul -"The Rich but indenial Cucumber" -Richer than Dead Man aka "The Latter" -Owned by Ice

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Sorry if I miss a BanaCumber member

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Also I'm not finished yet

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If you're my friend and you know that you're someone I will definitely add but disappointed cuz you didn't find yourself

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Don't worry I'm not finished yet

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Cuz there's a twist and you're part of it

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If you still didn't find yourself, tell me, cuz I'm confused too

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Cover:

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Yeah that's my face

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Ok end of chapter

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In Baka Elementary School

It's the last subject that day but the teacher didn't come, so the BanaCumbers started talking

Cups

AHHHHHHH 😱

Moon Soul

Noisy kid, shut up

Ice

Pfft-

Cups

Ayy ang sama- [Ayy, so bad-]

Cups

Saan kayo maghigh school? 😕 [Where will you go in high school?]

Ice

Orbit High

Moon Soul

Yeah Orbit High

Abigail

Did you both talk about it? 🤨

Ice

It's the nearest school from our home 🥱

Blake

So magkalapit lang Bahay niyo? 😃 [So your houses were near each other?]

Ice

Y'all didn't know? '-'

Moon Soul

Stupid

Mepp

I'm taking entrance exam in Orbit High too 🤚

Everyone was silent

Cups

Mepp did you just talk 😱

Blake

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Moon Soul

To celebrate this legendary moment, I'll treat y'all

Cups

(✯ᴗ✯)

Cups

So finally malalasap na namin ang tamis ng iyong Pera ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`) [So finally, we're going to have a taste of your money]

Moon Soul

I changed my mind

Hiro

Ako nalang manlilibre 🤚

Everyone: Nooooo!

Sylvester

Mahar ko, I bought you coffee ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Sylvester entered the door stylishly like this:

Back to story

Blake

**Takes the coffee** So sweet~

Cups

...!

Abigail

Ya!

Blake

**In serious danger**

Moon Soul

...

Moon Soul

So the registration is going to start in a week, which High School will y'all go? 🥱

Blake

In mind: Maraming salamat, niligtas mo ko ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ [Thank you very much, you saved me]

Martina

Since they're taking Orbit High, why won't we all take Orbit High as well? ☝️

Sylvester

But Orbit High is a private school and needs tuition fee 🗣️

Sylvester

Orbit High's tuition fee is the most expensive in the whole city cuz it's an international high school 🗣️

Moon Soul

Just seduce the principal, isn't that what you're best at? 🥱

Abigail

It's not like you're poor as dirt, Syl 🗿

Blake

I'm taking Orbit High now too

Cups

Yeah me too

Martina

Add me

Hiro

Lezzgo

Ice

So di ka sasama? ☝️ [So you're not going?]

Sylvester

Syempre sasama ako! [Ofcourse I'm coming along]

Abigail

So everyone's coming along? That's nice (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Moon Soul

Wait up

Abigail

Why?

**Moon goes to the last chair beside the window**

Moon Soul

**Splashes water on sleeping Luhan**

Luhan

Yaaaa!

Luhan

**Fixes glasses**

Luhan

Anong problema niyo? ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ [Y'all what's your problem]

Cups

BWAHAHHAHAHAHA

Cups

B3b3 kh0u lemme help you wipe it off ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

Luhan

No thanks 👍

Cups

🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

Abigail

So the registration is next week, which High School will you apply in? ☝️

Luhan

Me? Hmmm...

Luhan

Orbit High 🥱

Ice

Oh, cool 🤙

**The bell rang**

Moon Soul

Oh class is over, let's go, my treat 🤙

Cups

Waooooo

Sylvester

Lezzgetit!

Luhan

Pede ba pass Ako? [Can I pass?]

Abigail

No, you've been dead for far too long 🤜

And they all had fun!

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End of Entrance Exam episode 1

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The BanaCumbers are off to Orbit High, and the journey has just begun

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Until next chapter, bye

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I follow a story line, hope y'all don't find it boring

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Now let's start

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The day of registration

The registration is on the afternoon, so this morning, everyone gathered in Moon's house to make packed lunch

**Everyone enters and saw Ice**

Cups

Hoii ba't ka nauna? [Hoii, why are you here first?]

Ice

My house is literally just next door 🤞

Moon Soul

**Nods**

Luhan

Sus 🤨

Moon Soul

Well, weren't we going to make lunch?

Everyone went to the kitchen and wore apron

Sylvester

So what do you want to eat? Chef Syl will cook it for you ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Abigail

I want you

Sylvester

Wait, wut? (ʘᴗʘ✿)

Abigail

Nothing :|

Moon Soul

Can you cook Scarlet Cupid for me? -_-

Cups

YAAAAAAA!!! 😭

Mepp

Don't hurt potatoes please, it makes me feel bad 😐

Sylvester

So no patata for today's menu (•‿•)

Luhan

Come on, let's start cooking!

After a few moments...

Hiro

Yo, the oil in fried chicken is overflowing! WoW so fierce! 😭

Abigail

Ya, Syl did you cut your whole finger instead of broccoli?! =_=

Cups

Wahhhh yung isda nahulog sa sahig! [Wahhhh, The fish fell in the floor]

Martina

Wtf Luhan ba't may egg shell yung fried rice? 👁️👄👁️ [Wtf Luhan why does the fried rice have egg shells?]

Luhan

The hell yung egg shell pala nalagay ko, nasa basurahan yung itlog 😅 [The hell I accidentally put the egg shell in, the actual egg is in the trashcan]

Mepp

Ahh, sorry nahugasan ko yung bowl kung saan nakalagay yung cake mix, pati yung cake mix nasa drainage na ʘ‿ʘ [Ahh, sorry I accidentally washed the bowl where the cake mix is in, so now even the cake mix is in the drainage]

Sylvester

Henge Band-aid! ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ [Give me Band-aid]

Blake

Di na kaya ng band-aid yan 👀 [Band-aid can't handle that anymore]

Moon Soul

...

Moon Soul

Please don't use the microwave or the microwave will definitely explode -_-||

Moon Soul

Hey Blake get your hands off of the oven if you don't want to kill all of us Σ(ಠ_ಠ)

Ice

Y'all...

Ice

Get out of the kitchen, I'll ask for the chef in our house to cook for us instead 🤦

Ice

I'll also get them to deliver it to us, now let's go to Orbit High 🤦

Martina

That's right or we'll end up destroying this house...

Since they almost wreak havoc in Moon's house, they all agreed to leave

**Orbit High**

Luhan

No one's here yet, that's great

Everyone got their numbers: 1.) Abigail 2.) Sylvester 3.) Blake 4.) Mepp 5.) Martina 6.) Ice 7.) Moon 8.) Cups 9.) Luhan 10.) Hiro

Cups

WoW this school is nice, how did y'all find this? (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

Ice

Literally the most popular school 👍

Abigail

Pfft-

Sylvester

Why am I number 2?

Hiro

Then what number do you want?

Sylvester

Number 1 in your heart (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Abigail

**Smacks Sylvester**

Staff

Number 1, please come inside!

Abigail

Yes!

And the registration//Interview started

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Next chapter is actual exam

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Ok until next chapter

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Bye

Cucumber University

BanaCumber Squad Introduction

Entrance Exam (1)

Entrance Exam (2)