Sassy Couple
#CHAT01
Eden
let's hang out again! there are many good places to visit together, besides your cafe, of course.
Tinsley
no, I feel a little annoyed now
Tinsley
there was a woman, calling me out of nowhere she said that I had no right to kidnap her son
Tinsley
she yelled at me to ask where is her son, I told her she was mistaken, but then she kept yelling at me and grab my hair
Eden
what happened to you then? ru okay?
Tinsley
I got a scratch on my cheek because her nails are long and my hair also fell out by her
Eden
you should've called me when you needed a drive
Eden
i imagined when she shouted ''where is my son?!'' I started to get hella hamilton vibe lol
Tinsley
ahhh, i'm not the only one who noticed!
Eden
btw did she get demonic possession or something?
Tinsley
huh i think she got anxiety for nothing
Eden
so did you hit or miss?¿
Tinsley
I. FIGHT. BACK. it has been a long war my friend, but we have survived and will keep fighting
Eden
a fight's not cool if there's no dramatic sleeve rolling involved, babe.
Tinsley
I forgot, I have an appointment with gilda
Eden
you have to go right now, poor gilda ..
Eden
do ya want me to take you there?
Tinsley
no need, if anyone bothers me I'll take out the stance you taught
Eden
but fighting simply isnt the answer unless they insult my wifeu
Tinsley
uhm.. pardon, who's yer wifeu?
Eden
you don't want me to take you to the meeting place with gwen?
Tinsley
nope, no need. she will meet me here, she said.
Eden
okay, see ya later then.
*eden left the cafe with his car and gilda arrived not long after*
Gilda
hi tinsley! how are you today?
Tinsley
oh hey! i'm fine, sit here.
Gilda
i saw eden earlier, he finished from here?
Tinsley
oh yes, we just talked while drinking coffee
Tinsley
btw it's been a long time no facial treatment! do u have a small glass or not, gil?
Tinsley
wow, there are so many zits on my face!
Tinsley
lots of zits, how come it's good? you tease me, i'll throw it to you using the glass.
Gilda
u should be grateful, there are pimples on the face
Gilda
there are pimples on the face means you still have a face!
Gilda
no need to be sad, it's better if we order to eat, shop and go directly to the nightclub;)
Tinsley
no, isn't it asked for id?
Gilda
no, believe me many high school kids also come to the club, drink whiskey with no id.
Tinsley
just once, right? hehe
Gilda
that's good to have a face that looks old lol
#CHAT02
Tinsley
i'm thinking about going backwards
Tinsley
honestly there's charming simplicity to it
Tinsley
ugh 1am again.. brain, is it time for sleep?
Eden
it's never time for sleep, babe.
Tinsley
y'know sleep is just a free trial of death
Eden
death is small because it is a reward lol
Tinsley
you just gained the ability to depress me. congrats, ayyy depressed people unite
Tinsley
well, i'm fine. I just like to sleep a lot ... like a LOT
Tinsley
I just played mortal 2 combat with my little brother *actually lies*
Eden
why don't you invite me?
Tinsley
it was midnight, after all i just played for a short time
Tinsley
isn't it funny how video game bosses have such obvious weak spots?
Eden
yeah.. you can immediately tell exactly where to hit them;)
Tinsley
it's almost like they want to be defeated lol
Eden
good thing we humans know how to hide our weaknesses
Tinsley
we know how to hide them, but will we..?
Eden
I will do it, so will you
Tinsley
aw golly gee darn, looks like i've goobered up again
Tinsley
i'll stop it here, sorry for telling you nonsense
Eden
little sweetheart, it's okay.
Eden
I also, sometimes groove myself into a hole lol
Tinsley
I want ice cream ... so yeah I will eat some
Tinsley
i no longer fear gaining weight
Eden
u will always be the most beautiful to me even if you gain weight😚
Tinsley
aww, thanks hubby☺
* after finishing texting, tinsley goes to the kitchen late at night *
Tinsley
* muttering * ugh, so resentful! at the end of this semester i am not going anywhere. can only go to my parents' house! make a god level saturated.
*suddenly tinsley's sister came to the kitchen*
Tinsley
hoam .. really saturated, take a break while watching tv..
Temmy (tinsley's sis)
sis what are you doing here? why do you eat ice cream at night?
Tinsley
i.. yam.. bowredd!
Temmy (tinsley's sis)
just go to the mall then ...
Tinsley
hmm ... the mall is so-so
Temmy (tinsley's sis)
play the internet, go out with friends, watch a movie. just there..
Tinsley
saturated! saturated! saturated! everything is saturated
Temmy (tinsley's sis)
yeah it's only natural if you just do it saturated .. the thing is just your body, 90% of it is saturated fat!
Tinsley
no way! little bitch!
Temmy (tinsley's sis)
huwaa! sister is raging!!
* temmy immediately went upstairs, her room. seeing her half-drunk sister raging *
Tinsley
geez .. today is really annoying! i'd better sleep huh
* tinsley goes to her room and sleeps *
#CHAT03
Jean
honey, where are you?
Gilda
restaurant, I'm eating soupe a l'oignon
Tinsley
hi jean! I'm with h-
Gilda
I'm being frugal to buy cosmetics and books
Jean
how could you do that?
Gilda
my ex invited me to eat, he didn't like you who always asked, "have you eaten?" only
Jean
okay i'm always busy!
Jean
honey, are you cheating huh?😢
Gilda
no, I'm not cheating.
Jean
but why? I called you several times but was answered by a man:((
Gilda
really?what did he say to you?
Jean
'sorry your credit is not enough to make this call'
Gilda
*inhale* nice ordeal!
Gilda
let's be honest, my hands are trembling when I want to text you
Gilda
yes .. my heart is also nervous when I want to call you
Gilda
because it greatly affects my quota to decrease, so I'm always reluctant!;)
Tinsley
*in a low voice* haha they're so cute
Gilda
my love, i love you more .. you're different from other guys
Jean
how is it different, babe?
Gilda
your fools are natural, my dear😚
tinsley and gilda burst out laughing in a low voice
Gilda
alright, I'll confess my sins because you're too kind
Gilda
I'm not eating with my ex-boyfriend, but just a high school friend;)
Jean
phew, I'm so relieved!
Gilda
... a high school friend I once liked
Jean
you're mean, you forgot me?!
Gilda
haha, you're so sweet. you know that? of course in my heart there is only you
Jean
*blushed* i did not hear anything hehe
Tinsley
alright, stop you two lovebird!
Jean
huh tinsley? you were there
Tinsley
yo jean! come here, we're eating soupe a l'oignon and we'll order steaks too! i'll send the location
Tinsley
*talking to gilda* don't worry, I'll treat you.
Jean
*hear from the phone* girls, I can pay for your order but what about eden?
eden suddenly appeared from behind, and took gilda's cellphone
Eden
huh what about me? I will join and pay for my order and my girlfriend's
Gilda
don't you take my phone carelessly, I break your fingers with this fork, eden!
Tinsley
eden how did y'know i was here?
Eden
it's a long story, by the way .. your little lady is here jean! come quickly
Jean
fine, wait for me 5 minutes!
Eden
you're not replying to my message, tinsley!
Tinsley
oops, sorry. I saved my battery earlier, so the cellphone was turned off
Tinsley
u don't need to call 21 times, y'know!
Eden
i accidentally saw you with gilda in front of the basketball shoe store
Eden
I can't help. btw, shall we wait for jean while drinking wine or beer?
finally jean comes and ask for a new wine glass from a waiter
Jean
I said wait for me 5 minutes, eden!
Eden
haha, hello mr. grumpy!
Tinsley
hi, jean! you became thin lol
Gilda
they were thin since they were small lolol
they finally ordered some food and enjoyed dinner together.
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