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Testing testing

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Remaking this chat story

Wlc to shit part 1

Max

This is a true shit..

Peace

Yes baka.. i was expecting something special

Max

I can't always be special..

Peace

U are special baka..

Max

How? ×_×

Peace

U having a beautiful friend like me indicates how special u are (ㆁωㆁ)

Max

Hahaha ×_× *speechless*

Max

Damn

Peace

Hehe me is special u are special too (ㆁωㆁ)

Max

Hmm ✌️

Shit part-1.1

[Max making a post about his crush]

{Max and peace pc}

Peace

Baka who's your crush tell me too😺

Max

___

Peace

Send me her id 😺

Max

[picture]

Peace

Did c know u like her 😺

Max

Ye

Max

rejected

Peace

Dw u hve me.. You'll be together soon😺

Max

Damn

A few moments later

[In Max gc]

Peace

___ I'm your sis in law 🐱

___

sis in law?

Max

*silent reading*

Peace

yes² me is your sis in law 😺

___

ic 😂 lol

Peace

[Gift box for ___]

Peace

[Gift box for ___]

___

Ty 😹

Peace

Me is Peace, 16 years old 🐱

___

I'm ___, 1_ years old

___

Should I call u sis in law? 😂

Peace

Sure 😺

[Max pc]

Peace

C that baka 🐱 c calls me sis in law 🫂

Max

She don't understand the meaning of your words 🤦‍♂️

Max

anyway I'm happy to have a girl like u damn of course Lane is luckier having a girl like u

Peace

She don't understand the meaning of your words 🤦‍♂️ C understands, hmph

Peace

haha btw there is a time u date Lane

Peace

n i misunderstood u as gay

Max

Wtf-

Max

we never date I'm straight (ー_ー゛)

Peace

what -

Max

we didn't =_=

Peace

Ic² 🐱

Peace

sorry 😺

Max

hmm

Shit part 1(Peace version) ends here

What we learn through this episode : Peace is a terrible matchmaker yet a good friend and she's a cute girl

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Bye readers

Wlc to shit part 2

Max

What a shit ×_×

Nicky noona

Brat get me a bf

Max

Me?

Nicky noona

Yes u(눈‸눈)

Max

I can even find a girl for me (+_+)

Nicky noona

Idc go and find me a bf

Max

what about me? ×_×

Nicky noona

You're too young (눈‸눈) I only want a boy above 20

Nicky noona

And someone handsome (눈‸눈)

Max

Ah- So I'm not handsome ÷_÷

Nicky noona

Noi i are handsome but too young 乁( •_• )ㄏ

Max

Ah- I'm 23

Nicky noona

Then I'm 40 (눈‸눈)

Max

I'm 43 (*_*)

Nicky noona

Me is 60 (눈‸눈)

Max

damn

Max

I'll try to find a guy

Nicky noona

Good boy

[After a few years]

Nicky noona

Brat I'm dating ｡◕‿◕｡

Max

Who da-

Nicky noona

He's ****

Max

Congrats (*_*)

Nicky noona

Ty ty

[After a few minutes]

Nicky noona

I'm breaking up with him ಠ◡ಠ

Max

Damn

Max

why?

Nicky noona

He's too ugly ಥ_ಥ

Max

Damn

Nicky noona

I'll break up with him tomorrow since we only date today

Max

Damn goodluck

Nicky noona

Bish (눈‸눈)

Successful break up happen (─.─||）

[After years later]

Nicky noona

Maxie I got a bf ｡◕‿◕｡

Max

Who da-

Nicky noona

He's E***

Max

Damn congo

Nicky noona

But we barely talk (TT)

Nicky noona

I wanna flirt too a little but he's having exams

Max

seduce him (+_+)

Nicky noona

I did -

Nicky noona

he don't understand (TT)

Max

Damn lol

Shit part 2 (Nicky's version) ends here

What we learn through this episode : Nicky noona only want handsome boys ~_~ Also Nicky noona is a very kind, pretty, mature girl ×_×

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Bye readers

Song 1 : Another hoe got me finished • Broke my heart • **** sippin' • I'ma down a whole bottle • Hard liquor • Hard truth • Can't swallow • By - •Juice WRLD•

Wlc to shit part 3

Max

Total shit ×_×

[Max gc]

Dove

Humble owner give gb ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ

Max

[1k gift box]

Max

[500 points gb]

Max

[500 points gb]

Dove

Woah ヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ Tysm ownie

Dove

Generous ownie ヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ

Days like that continues

Dove beg for points to Max everytime Max is online (+_+)

After a few days

Dove

Ownie I'm dove 🕊️

Max

Max (+_+)

Dove

Ntmy Maxie 🕊️

Max

Ntmyt

Dove

Btw I'm 1_ years old (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Dove

wbu?

Max

Grandma ×_× I'm 1_

Dove

I'm not your grandma ಠ益ಠ

Max

U r ×-×

Dove

I ain't (눈‸눈)

Dove

*kicks uh*

Max

Damn

Max

I'm poor ×-× i can't afford your hospital bill ×-×

Dove

Damn uhಠ益ಠ

Max

Lol

That's how we met

[A few days later]

Max

Give gb dare in my gc ×-×

Max

I wanna play ×-×

Dove

I'm poor ಠ∀ಠ

Max

Come to my private gc I'll give u points ×-×

Dove

Noi² me is humble ( ꈍᴗꈍ) taking points from other sounds so greedy <(￣︶￣)>

Max

🗿

Max

Look who's saying ×-×

Max

Remember how we met? (─.─||） U were always begging for points (٥↼_↼)

Dove

Phuck ya ಠωಠ

Max

Damn come to my gc

Max

I'll give u points give gb dare with that

Dove

Okie 🕊️

Dove

me will return the points again (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Max

hmm 👌

[In Max gc]

Dove

[Gift box] title - 3 kiss Maxies toes 🕊️

Dove

[Gift box] title - 2 suck Maxies toes 🕊️

Dove

[Gift box] title - 1 **** Maxy in crocodile style 🕊️

Dove

[Gift box] title - 2 kiss Maxy in crocodile style🕊️

Dove

[Gift box] title - 3 kiss Maxy in crocodile style 🕊️

Dove

[Gift box] title - 2 shove your panties in Maxies mouth

Dove

[Gift box] title - 3 smell Maxies 🩲🕊️

Dove

[Gift box] title - 1 kiss Maxies *** in crocodile style

Max

Max

U need some holy water ×-×

Max

*throws holy water on u*

Dove

*kicks your ****

Dove

I'm the most holy person in in this gc ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Max

Damn

Dove

*Kicks uh* blah

Shit part 3 ends here

What we learn through this episode : Dove is very humble 🤌 She never ask for points ×-× She's very holy & innocent ×-× Also she's kind & pretty

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Bye readers

Shit

Shit part 1 (Peace version)

Shit part 2 (Nicky's version)

Shit part 3 (Dove's version)