A Hero I Am Not
Get into the villains guild
Eva Starfield
Get up. we have to go sign up for the villains guild
Chris Starfield
I don't wanna get up
Felix Starfield
sounds like a good idea chris
Eva Starfield
it won't sound like a good idea when my foot is up both of your asses!
Felix Starfield
can a man get a good sleep for once?
Eva Starfield
not when bills need to be paid assholes now get the **** up pendejo
Felix Starfield
ah, baka, who the **** are you calling a pendejo
Chris Starfield
well shit face I believe she called you a pendejo cabron, because I, am a Genius
Eva Starfield
Chris you're a telepath and you don't know how to talk to women to get in bed with them, chill on the genius talk right now
Chris Starfield
hey! reading their minds to get at them is just like cheating!
Eva Starfield
it's not cheating! do you know how much women just wanted men to know exactly what is on our minds and when it's on it?!
Felix Starfield
let me get up, Tiffany is supposed to be on her way over anyways
felix pulls his covers from over him and steps out of the bed and stretches.
Felix Starfield
call me a pendejo again and I'll show you your dumbass
Eva Starfield
if you don't get our brother to get the **** out of bed and hurry up and sign up for the villains guild I won't have to call you a pendejo, the landlord will call all three of us a pendejo when he kicks us the **** out!!!!!!
Felix Starfield
it must be a reason why you were mom and dad's favorite.
Eva Starfield
*sarcastically* oh please shut up nobody can compare to their first born.
Felix Starfield
but you're their only daughter, if only you knew what I knew.
Felix shakes his head and walks over to chris' bed and reaches for the covers to snatch them.
Chris ' hand shoots out from the blanket and covers and grabs Felix's hand before it reaches to touches him
Chris Starfield
brother, I don't think you wanna snatch and grab these covers and blankets off me, because you just might die.
Felix Starfield
Chris, did you sleep butt ***** again?
Chris Starfield
of course I did therefore you might not wanna snatch them blankets and covers off me or you might die from sight
Felix Starfield
good idea, get up genius and get dressed as well all on your own.
Eva Starfield
I just had had to have two bumbleheaded brothers didn't I?
Chris Starfield
I can be bumbleheaded all I want, I'd rather please myself, not society
Eva Starfield
oh here he goes talking about society now
Felix Starfield
you should've never started him, you know how he gets haha
Chris Starfield
society tells women they're not pretty if they're not a size zero for starters, which is why I don't care about pleasing society, I myself happen to love big beautiful women
Felix Starfield
more cushion for the pushin right Chris.
Chris Starfield
you know that's right!
Felix Starfield
hahahaha I love this guy, it's never a full moment
Chris Starfield
society, as we know it today, standards are based on a lot of white supremacists ideologies, like the white woman is the standard of beauty
Eva Starfield
this guy is fuckin classic
Chris Starfield
I'm a boriquo, why can't the Puerto Rican woman be the standard of beauty
Eva Starfield
how bout all women being the standard of beauty illnuts and that beauty just be beauty with no standard to it at all.
Felix Starfield
hahahahahaha this fuckin guy hahahahahaha
Chris Starfield
hey! Felix, don't you might wanna hurry up and get dressed, I can hear Tiffany's thoughts as she is parking her car in front of the house
Felix rushed to the bathroom and did a quick wash up and brushed his teeth. he came out of the bathroom and scrambled for clothes looking for something nice to impress his girlfriend with
Chris Starfield
she's getting out of the car felix.
Felix Starfield
thanks for the play by play Chris, how's this shirt look with these jeans?
Eva Starfield
they're nice, but why don't you just wear the new outfit Tiffany bought you last week?
Felix Starfield
because it's too early, I wanna give it a few more days before I wear it around her
Eva Starfield
whatever you say fox. Felix the fox always has some plan or trick up his sleeve I should've known
Chris Starfield
she's closing the gate bro.
Felix Starfield
man I'm putting my shirt and my socks on now and I'll be ready for her.
Chris Starfield
she's halfway through the yard path to the front door
Felix fastened his belt up and put in his shoes, and the next thing he knew there was a knick at the front door.
Chris Starfield
sheeeeeeeee's heeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeee!
Felix Starfield
ha, childish.
Felix went to the front door and opened it revealing his girlfriend Tiffany
Tiffany Lewis
hey babe! today's the big daddy! we joint the villains guild together, isn't this going to be so much fun?!
Felix Starfield
Yea, well, today is the first day of the qualifying trials, but I got a great feeling we're going to pass and get in
Tiffany Lewis
either way, I've been looking forward to today for quite a while now, we're going to rise together in rank in the villains guild baby
Felix pulled Tiffany close to his and kissed her on the lips and pulled her into the house closing the door behind the two of them.
Chris Starfield
for Christ sake get a room you two!
Eva Starfield
no time! we have to get to the guild! Tiffany are we taking our car or yours?
Tiffany Lewis
your car, I too low on gas right now
Eva Starfield
sounds like that's the plan than. let's go guys Chris, you're driving
Eva tossed Chris the key and it stopped in mid air and began to float into place before Chris grabbed them.
the four of them went to the car and pilled themselves in, Chris out the key in the ignition and started the car up, and drove off
Chris Starfield
off to the villains guild, all our financial troubles will end today, all we have to do is get into the villains guild
~end of chapter, to be continued ~
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