Jhon And Michel Jokes
jhon and Michel
one evening in a bar across an unknown street
Michel
Hey jhon how are you
Michel
yaa let me tell you a joke
Michel
did you hear the one about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
Michel
They say he made a mint!"
jhon
hahaha was that supposed to be a joke?
jhon
why did the tomato turn red?
jhon
Because it saw the salad dressing!"
Michel
Oh man, that's terrible. I've got another one for you, why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Michel
Because it was feeling crumbly!"
jhon
Hahaha, that's terrible but it made me laugh. I've got one more for you, why did the banana go to the doctor?
jhon
Because it was peeling bad!"
Michel
That's hilarious! I guess we're both good at making bad jokes."
jhon
Yeah, I guess we are. But at least we're good at making each other laugh . not like others will laugh at our jokes ....
Jhons funny childhood story
jhon
Hey Michel, have I ever told you about the time when I was a kid and I tried to catch a bird with a fishing rod?
Michel
No, I don't think so. Tell me about it.
jhon
So, I was about 10 years old and I saw this bird flying and I thought it would be funny to catch it. So, I got my fishing rod and started fishing for the bird.
Michel
Fishing for a bird? That's hilarious.
jhon
I know, right? So, I'm casting my line and suddenly the bird starts flying towards me. I'm thinking, "Yes, I got it! I caught a bird!" But as soon as the bird gets close, it just flies away.
Michel
(Laughing) So, you didn't catch the bird?
jhon
No, I didn't. But the funniest part is, I was standing there with a fishing rod, trying to catch a bird in the sky, and all my friends were watching and laughing at me.
Michel
(Laughing) That's classic. You always have the funniest stories.
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