Reincarnation To Enter Royalty
True Death
Un-named female
Where-where are we?
Unnamed Male
I- I don't know, the last thing I remember is-
*Flashback*
Two figures of unknown ages are seen walking on a sidewalk.
Unnamed Male
Aren't you excited to read the newest volume?
Un-named female
Yeah! It's so unfair that the author left us on such a big cliffhanger too!
Like what happens next, do they finally get married or is there another conflict?
Unnamed Male
I mean, the emperor has been with the fl since they met. It's impossible for him not to be endgame!
Un-named female
But, like, the count-
Unnamed Male
-is a psychopath! Who'd want to marry a guy like him!
Un-named female
But, I mean, he's Hot!!!
Who wouldn't?
Unnamed Male
You're such a simp, oh shi-
A food delivery truck suddenly came careening towards the figures. They were promptly turned into two splatters on the sidewalk... wait, no. Eh, wait and see!
Un-named female
Oh, so I guess we're - that we're
I can't say it, I don't want to accept the truth!
Unnamed Male
Ignoring the obvious can't change the facts, we're dead, there's no going back.
Irresponsible ✨
Hahahehehe
In the void, there suddenly came laughter out of nowhere. It was youthful, like a young boy's.
Un-named female
What was that!?
Irresponsible ✨
Ahh, I'm sorry for laughing, you must forgive me, it's just that, you're the most interesting humans I've seen in awhile.
Irresponsible ✨
To answer your earlier question, I guess I would be what your people call a god.
Unnamed Male
A God? You mean like the Christian one?
Irresponsible ✨
Oh- oh no no no no no! That's a very different aspect that I will very much not be getting into!
Unnamed Male
How do we know you are who you say you are?
Un-named female
Yeah, how?
Irresponsible ✨
Think about it, you're dead.
Who usually greats the dead?
God.
Do the math.
Un-named female
Even if you are who you say you are, what do you want with us?
Irresponsible ✨
Ah, well, when we get to this
You two, weren't supposed to die when you did
Your deaths also led to world peace, so, you get to be reincarnated! Yayyyy!!
Un-named female
Wait a second, our deaths led to world peace, how?
Irresponsible ✨
It's actually pretty funny really, so-
Unnamed Male
As much as I would like hear about our death, what did you mean by, "we weren't supposed to die when we did", huh?
Irresponsible ✨
Aw man, I was really hoping you wouldn't notice that!
Irresponsible ✨
So, um, wellllll
Iaccidentallygavethetruckdriverthewrongnamesanditledtoyourprematuredeath!
Un-named female
You. Did. What?!
Irresponsible ✨
This, this is why I hoped you wouldn't hear that...
Un-named female
I'm not done! First of all, how dare you have the audacity to act like you have done no wrong! Second of all, how could you be so irresponsible with your deitiness! Third of all-
Unnamed Male
I'm going to stop you right there, don't scold the all powerful being, please and thank you. Second of all, deitiness is not a word.
Un-named female
Yesssss!!!!
Irresponsible ✨
Mkay, thank you for defending me and all but, don't you want to get reincarnated or something?
Un-named female
Oh, right.
Unnamed Male
Okay, what are the terms?
Un-named female
Don't act innocent, there are always drawbacks to reincarnation!
Irresponsible ✨
Oh, I mean everything is pretty good. I rule the world with my two brothers and five sisters. You get to be born with power and stuff.
Un-named female
Uhhh, wait, If you're in charge of that world, how'd you end up getting us killed?
Irresponsible ✨
Ah, well, I was well
I was taking over for a bit, while the guy in charge of this world went on Vacation
Irresponsible ✨
But any who
Irresponsible ✨
Back to the subject at hand!
Irresponsible ✨
What do you guys want to be?
Un-named female
Rich! Definitely rich!
Un-named female
Ohhhh, and can we also be really powerful! And pretty too!
Un-named female
Eoue euoe euoe
Can we also, like rule a country
and like
Be in charge of everything!
Unnamed Male
Um, no thank you
Unnamed Male
Imagine the paperwork.
Un-named female
Ah
right, scratch that then...
Irresponsible ✨
Oh
good
I wouldn't be able to do that much anyways without the others noticing...
Unnamed Male
Why wouldn't you want the other two notice?
The god's face becomes very stressed.
Irresponsible ✨
Ah, I don't know what you're talking about
Irresponsible ✨
But! If you want to be rich, I recommend royal life
Irresponsible ✨
And then, the family I'm thinking of has excellent genes, so beauty is pretty much assured.
As for power, well, royal family 🙂
Un-named female
Ah, okay, that works
Un-named female
Do we get any special skills?
Unnamed Male
Don't over do it! He's being pretty good to us!
Irresponsible ✨
No, it's fine, what skills do you have in mind?
Un-named female
Eh, I'd like to have a lot of magic.
Irresponsible ✨
Magic? Done.
Irresponsible ✨
What about you?
He turns to face to male figure.
Unnamed Male
Hm, if we're talking skills, then I guess I'll have to go all out.
When we talk magic, I guess anything that relates elemental magic and space magic
Maybe I could also make contracts with elementals if they exist there.
Irresponsible ✨
Really? That's a tall order, but it can be don-
Unnamed Male
No, no, no, I'm not done yet.
Un-named female
Oh, boy...
Unnamed Male
If would also like sword proficiency, and a very intellectual mind, to be able to process things quickly, and to take apart situations at ease.
If you don't mind, could you also make a special sword specifically for us, that is bonded to my soul?
Un-named female
Now you've done it, there is no way you're getting all tha-
Irresponsible ✨
Hah... done.
Unnamed Male
Wait, seriously?
Un-named female
So does that mean I also get more stuff? Then I'd like -
Irresponsible ✨
Um, actually no, your time has already passed, you're too late.
Un-named female
Ah mannnn, why does he get all the cool stuff?
Unnamed Male
Hah, stay mad
The face of this figured was very smug.
Irresponsible ✨
If everyone is content with their skills, may we start your rebirths?
Un-named female
Not really but okay.
Irresponsible ✨
Now that that's over with-
The god paused, his face suddenly became very... dark.
Irresponsible ✨
Side effects may include: memory loss, immortality, abandonment, missing body parts, added body parts, body parts that should not belong to the sex you were born with, pain, sickly bodies and neglect. Please keep all hands and feet inside the reincarnation circle, have a nice trip!
Unnamed Male
Side effects, you never said anything about side effects!!!!-
And with a snap of the god's fingers, the nameless figures vanished, not a trace left behind.
Irresponsible ✨
Ah, that was fun
I better leave before I'm found though.
I don't know what would happen to me if he found out...
NeedsAVacation
If he finds out what? Who is he?
Irresponsible ✨
Ah! You surprised me! It's nothing, byeeeee!!!!
NeedsAVacation
He sure was is a rush, I wonder why? Oh well...
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