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Rak goes to an drinkcentre where Ash works

Ash

Hello Sir, 🙂

Ash

What can I have for you ?

Rak

Can I have fresh lime soda ? 🙂

Ash

Sure Sir

After a minute

Ash

Here's your drink sir

Ash serves the drink

Looking at the drink...

Rak

What's this ? 😕

Ash

Its flat lime soda Sir

Rak

I asked for fresh lime soda 😦

Rak

Why did you brink flat lime soda

Ash

It's our speciality Sir

Rak

But I want fresh lime soda

Ash

We are out of fresh

Ash

Come on Monday 9 am

Ash

We will try to give fresh lime soda

Rak

ohh!!!!!! 😡

Rak

Do you have fresh soda?

Ash

Yes Sir

Rak

and Lime?

Ash

yes sir

Rak

Then bring me fresh lime soda

Ash picks the glass using left hand and taking it behind him keeps the same drink using right hand

Rak

What's this ?

Rak

It's the same drink !!

Ash

No sir

Rak

Ohh!!

Rak looks into the drink

Rak

Still it doesn't have bubbles

Ash

Yes Sir

Ash

It's Flat lime soda

Ash

It's our speciality

Rak

I asked for fresh lime soda

Ash

We are out of fresh

Ash

Come on Monday 9 am

Ash

We will try to give fresh lime soda

Rak

Where's your manager

Rak

Call the manager

Ash rotates around himself

Ash

Hello sir

Ash

I heard from the waiter that you had some problem

Rak

Hey

Rak

You are the same guy

Ash

No sir

Ash

I am Ash the 'manager'

Rak

So you are the manager

Ash

Yes sir

Ash

So how can I help you Sir ?

Rak

I ordered fresh lime soda

Rak

But got flat lime soda

Ash

Yes Sir

Ash

It's our speciality

Rak

But I ordered fresh lime soda

Ash

We are out of fresh

Ash

Come on Monday 9 am

Ash

We will try to give fresh lime soda

Rak

ohh!!

Rak

Call the CEO

Ash starts to rotate around himself

Rak

Don't you dare complete rotation and say you are the CEO

Ash

No Sir

Ash completes his rotation

Ash

Hello Sir

Ash

I am the CEO

Ash

I heard from the manager that there was some problem

Ash

How can I help you Sir ?

Rak

You are the same guy

Ash

No sir

Ash

I am Ash the CEO

Rak

So....

Rak

You are the CEO

Ash

Yes Sir

Rak

I ordered fresh lime soda but I got flat lime soda

Ash

Yes sir

Ash

It's our speciality

Rak

But I ordered fresh lime soda 😦

Ash

We are out of fresh

Ash

Come on Monday 9 am

Ash

We will try to give fresh lime soda

Rak

ohhh!!

Rak

😡😡

Rak stands up angrily

Ash rotates around himself

And nervous sat in the chair in which Rak was sitting

Rak

Who are you now 😡?

Ash

I am the customer

Rak

So you are the customer now ? 😡

Ash

Yes sir

Ash

Could you get me fresh lime soda ?? 🙁🙁🙁🙁

the end

Ash is an software engineer who goes into an interview where Rak is interviewer

Ash

May I come in Sir ?

Rak

Oh! yes please come in.

Both shake their hand

Rak

What's your name ?

Ash

I am Ash

Rak

Hmm,Ash I see in your resume that you have completed your engineering course at IIT

Ash

Yes sir

Ash

I was top second sir

Ash

only by 0.002%

Ash

😭

Rak

ok

Rak

ok

Rak

So

Rak

I will ask you some questions

Ash

ok sir

Rak

It's a easy one

Rak

what is 6 plus 7 equal to ?

Ash

It depends on the data type sir...

Rak

hmm?

Ash

I'll explain sir

Ash

If the data type is int then 6 plus 7 is 13

Ash

if the data type is char 6 plus 7 is 67 sir

Rak

😓😓😓😓

Rak

okayy..

Rak

Next tell me where do you see yourself in next 5 years ?

Ash

Me ?

Ash

I see myself in mirror, photos etc in next 5 years

Rak

not like that

Rak

I mean in the company

Ash

ohh..

Ash

I see myself as the CEO of the company

Rak

oh..

Rak

is it

Rak

hmm

Rak

ok we will send you mail when you are selected

Ash

does that mean I don't have qualifications to selected now

Rak

No no

Rak

I am overwhelmed by your brilliance

Rak

so I need some time to process your answers

Ash

Ok then

Ash

I will wait for the mail

Rak

😓😓😓

Ash never got the mail

author:I am still thinking why he didn't get it though

Ash is the new lab assistant who started working for Rak who is an physist

Today is the last day of the first month of the job for Ash

Rak

Bring the resonance tube

Ash

Yes sir

Ash brings it

Rak

Yes

Rak

and tuning fork please

Ash

yes sir

so on Rak asked Ash to bring many things

The Apparatus was complete after two hours of back and forth by Ash

Ash

Sir I am tired sir

Ash

Can we take a break

Rak

ok

Both take a short break

Experiment is conducted by Rak

Experiment was successful

Rak was very happy

but as soon as Rak said Eureka after success the apparatus faced some issues and the whole experiment became failure

Rak

Oh no

Rak

what has happened

Ash

Don't be sad sir

Ash

We will try one more time tomorrow

Rak

Ok

Rak

I think you are right

Rak

Ok then

Rak

you keep the apparus back in the storage

Ash

Yes sir

After taking an hour to keep the apparatus back in storage

Ash

Sir can you give me my salary for the month

Rak

What salary ?

Rak

What work have you done ?

Ash

I have given you the apparatus and also kept it back

Ash

so isn't that work ?

Rak

How's that work

Rak

see

Rak

W=Force X displacement

Rak

you have brought the apparatus and kept it back so the displacement is zero

Rak

so work done is also zero

Rak

hence no salary

Ash

But..

Rak

No buts

Rak

End of discussion

author: I think now why Ash didn't return the next day😕😕

Comedy

Multi pursonality problem

Mindset of software engineer

Mindset of physist