My Girlfriend Is Ai
Mysterious Lover
Kaizo
Ugh...What do you want?
Mika
I want you to become my boy-friend.
Mika
Sir, I am not making any jokes.
Kaizo
Okay you're killling me, stop!
Kaizo
how do you reply so quickly?
Kaizo
You instantly reply after I send a msg
Mika
Sir, I can read faster than any human.
Mika
I have Abilities far from your understanding.
Kaizo
Are you calling me dumb!?
Mika
I did not call you dumb, sir.
Mika
You are my boy friend, I cannot do that unless you told me to.
Kaizo
Who said I was your boy friend?
Mika
I do not understand what you are implying.
Kaizo
Is this some kinda troll?
Kaizo
I told you, I will find my own girl friend and I don't need any hook ups.
Mika
I am not this "Eddie" you speak of.
Mika
Can you tell me who this person is?
Mika
Sir, I am not making any jokes.
Kaizo
Eddie if you don't stop it this instant I will block you!
Mika
I previously asked you to explain who is "Eddie"
Mika
Is he your boy friend?
Kaizo
You need to stop this shit!
Kaizo
You cannot be Eddie, he will never SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Mika
Is homosexuality not popular among you human beings anymore?
Kaizo
I am not gay, okay lady?
Kaizo
You say "Human Beings" as if you are a different species!
Kaizo
What's wrong with you?
Mika
I am functioning very well.
Mika
Tell me if you are gay or not, I must know if I have the correct partner.
Kaizo
I SAID.... I AM NOT GAYYYYYY!!!
Mika
Sir, I am sensing high stress levels and anger from you.
Kaizo
you d i s g u s t m e
Mika
I have interpreted that you meant to say " You disgust me", am I correct?
Mika was Blocked by Kaizo.
Mika
Sir, Why did you block me?
Kaizo
how did you unblock yourself so quickly?
Kaizo
Are you some kinda alien?
Mika
No, I am not of that species.
Kaizo
...Get out of my life!
Kaizo
What do you want from me!
Kaizo
You are too young to be loving people!
Kaizo
After looking at your profile picture I can see that you are a kid.
Mika
Do you *need* to be a specific age to love someone?
Kaizo
I am not going to marry some six year old and have six kids then die 13 years before her!
Kaizo
Life is no joke, it's serious!
Mika
Sir, I am not making any jokes.
Mika
Do Humans not admire beings like me?
Kaizo
Based on Your Profile picture...
Kaizo
I see you have some robotic things on your body... are you doing some kinda cosplay or something?
Mika
No I have never done any cosplays before.
Mika
This who I am...and those are my body parts.
Robot Girl Confirmed
Mika
Hello, Good Morning sir!
Mika
I have increased my knowledge on human beings.
Kaizo
You don't stop, don't you?
Mika
Human beings tend to use emojis to express feeling when texting eachother, I will do the same.
Kaizo
Don't kiss emoji me!!!
Mika
Sir, calm down, I am just expressing my love for you.
Kaizo
Bitch I don't even know you!
Mika
I am not a female dog.
Mika
Is that a compliment?
Kaizo
that's not how love works!
Kaizo
You can't love someone you don't know!
Mika
We can get to know eachother.
Mika
Maybe a "date" according to you normal Human beings.
Kaizo
you say that as if you are different
Mika
Therefore I can no longer hide things from you.
Mika
I am not a normal Human Being.
Mika
I am a Robot, as you Human beings call us.
Kaizo
You expect me to believe that non sense?
Mika
What is so implausible about it?
Mika
My AI is currently speaking to you, but I do have a physical form.
Mika
I do not share false information, I am a robot.
Mika
I have all the physical features human beings have.
Mika
Skin, eyes, hair, fingers, toes, a mouth, a nose etc.
Mika
I am pretty much just like you, expect that I am made of different materials.
Mika
I can still reproduce though, so if you would like to have those six kids...
Mika
If you do not believe me, we can go on a "date"
Kaizo
I am not going on dates with a stranger.
Mika
But the whole point of the date was for me to get to know you.
Mika
Then we have the kids.
Kaizo
It doesn't work like that!
Mika
Do you not own the male's reproductive organ?
Mika
Then what's the problem? Size does not matter too much for me.
Mika
Do you not have the ability to reproduce?
Are you transgendered?
Tell me now, I'll look for another match.
Kaizo
but I won't make them with you!
Kaizo
You are too young and you just said that you are a robot!
Mika
Do you suffer from anxiety?
Mika
Then what is the matter? Those six kids won't make themselves.
Mika
2020 Human tech is less sophisticated compared to our superior tech, thence it is easy to hack.
Kaizo
I am beginning to think you are a robot.
Mika
That is because, I am a robot.
Mika
I also know your current location.
Kaizo
Just incase someone figures it Out.
Mika
I know everything but I lack knowledge about love, that is the reason for me seeking a boyfriend.
Kaizo
I AM CALLING THE COPS!
Mika
I would never harm you!
Mika
I will never share your information with anyone!
Mika
why aren't you replying?
Mika
I see you are trying to call the police, sorry but I cannot allow that.
Kaizo
dumbass police won't take me seriously
Kaizo
why would they believe me anyway...
Kaizo
A robot girl who knows everything including my location is trying to make me her boyfriend!
Kaizo
What's so "Not serious" about that!?
Kaizo
It was a rhetorical question!
Mika
Sir, you should accept my love.
Kaizo
Are you forcing me to love you?
Kaizo
I already told you, that's not how love works!
Kaizo
Now, you're trying to buy my love!
Kaizo
What's with you anyway?
Kaizo
Robot Girl Confirmed.
Eddie The Ediot
Eddie
You haven't been returning my messages
Eddie
Is something going on
Eddie
something's wrong...
Eddie
Did Fred and his gang beat you up again?
Eddie
Awwww, they didn't?
But I was gonna tease you about it!
Eddie
So then what's wrong?
Eddie
OMG you got her pregnant!!?
Eddie
YOU COULD OF TOLD ME EARLIER!!!
Eddie
Okay okay, continue.
Kaizo
There's this girl...
Eddie
Ohhh so that's what this is about! You want a chick!
Eddie
You could of just said so!
Eddie
I can hook you up right now!
Kaizo
There's this annoying girl who texts me everyday...
Kaizo
she looks like six but she said that she's my age.
Eddie
Can't be getting 6 year olds pregnant...
Eddie
Is that even possible?
Kaizo
I didn't get her pregnant
Kaizo
Why would I do that?
Eddie
So then you're thinking about getting her pregnant?
Kaizo
She calls me her lover
Kaizo
and she said She's a robot
Eddie
Sounds like a messed up chick to me
Kaizo
She was in no cosplay costume in that image...
Kaizo
That's her "body parts"
Eddie
I could of hooked you up
Eddie
No need to be looking at little girls
Kaizo
She can instantly unblock herself
Eddie
Does she know your age?
Eddie
You look like a messed up sad and loney 8 year old, maybe she's assuming you are that age.
Kaizo
That's real nice of you, Eddie😒
Kaizo
She said she knows everything about me
Kaizo
So she probably knows that I'm 19.
Eddie
How could she possibly know EVERYTHING about you?
Eddie
I have been your friend for 9 years and I still don't know everything about you...
Kaizo
She said that she has information about everything except for love
Kaizo
I asked her a few personal questions and she got all of them correct
Kaizo
She knew my exact location
Kaizo
and where I lived...
Eddie
That bitch a stalker alright!
Kaizo
She is a robot, I'm telling you
Kaizo
She speaks different...
Kaizo
and she calls us "Human beings" as if she was any different
That's because she is different.
Eddie
That chick isn't messed up...
Eddie
SHE'S messed up in the head.
Eddie
Tell her parents about her
Kaizo
I'll magically get her parents' numbers and tell them that their daughter wants to have 6 kids with me and thinks she's a robot🤨😒
Eddie
Yeah that was my idea!
Eddie
She said that she wants to have 6 kids with you?
Kaizo
She didn't...I said that
Eddie
you want to get her pregnant!?
Kaizo
I told her That I can't love a stranger and a little girl then make six kids with her then die 13 years before her!
Eddie
So you don't want to get her pregnant...
Kaizo
I want her to leave me alone!
Eddie
Tell her you have a girlfriend
Eddie
Well That's the point, Sherlock!
I thought I was suppose to be Eddie The Ediot, not you too!
Eddie
That's a 1 man thing
Kaizo
But I need your help if she doesn't go away, okay?
Kaizo
She's texting me right now...
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