Shower Thoughts
part 1
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1.a gun is a long ranged hole puncher
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2.a death certificate is a birth certificate for ghosts
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3.it's funny how you cannot smell your breath when its under your nose
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4.drawing trees in a piece of paper is kinda morbid
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5.maybe why super villains spill they're plans is because they wanna have someone to talk to
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6.because you've blinked you've never seen a whole movie in you're life
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7.you're car keys have traveled more than you're car
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8.a bean bag is just a boneles couch
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9.Why is it called quick sand if it drowns us slow than fast
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10.what if you have phobias because that's how you died in you're past life
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11.if you are waiting for the waiter are you the waiter? Or is the waiter a waiter?
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12.what if you're just in a coma and you suddenly woke up after seeing this shower thought
part 2
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1.If you weigh 99 lbs and eat a pound of nachos, are you 1% nacho?
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2.If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
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3.Which orange came first — the color, or the fruit?
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4.if two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
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5.When we yawn, do deaf people think we’re screaming?
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6.When you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren’t you the vacuum cleaner?
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7.When you’re born deaf, what language do you think in?
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8.If Apple made a car, would it still have windows?
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9.How do you throw away a garbage can?
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10.If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy
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11.What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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12.Why is it called a building when it’s already built?
part 3
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1.When you are above 30 you were born before every dog breed in the world
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2.you heard about rich people having cars,yachts and stuff but you never hear rich people having having private trains
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3.Honey is the most tastiest insect vomit the whole world has tried
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4.Children are more damage causing then dogs but you have to pay for everything the dog breaks but not the child
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5.its wierd that a chemestry teachers are just atoms teaching how atoms work to other atoms
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5.How come you never see comercials about people making comercials
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6.humans getting to know the universe is the universe getting to know itself
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7.Driving safetly is all about you predicting others driving not you'res
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8.Being cool is an compliment but being cold is an insult
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9.How come we are expected to know EVERY laws but lawyers have to learn it for years?
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