False Alibi
She did WHAT?!
Jasmine Docker
*WHISTLE WHISTLE*
Tiffani Colemann
Someone's in a good mood today. And your wearing a skirt?!
Tiffani Colemann
*GASP* What's the occasion?!
Jasmine Docker
Jery finally confessed his undying love for me~
Tiffani Colemann
Congrats…
Jasmine Docker
Is he your distant relative too?!
Jasmine Docker
Dis you do DNA tests just so I'm not accidently sleeping with my uncle?!
Jasmine Docker
*GASP* Don't tell me he's a creep after your unnecessary browsing?!
Tiffani Colemann
Quit being sarcastic.
Tiffani Colemann
It's not a good look on you.
Tiffani Colemann
Yesterday, a girl posted a picture of them 2 kissing—
Jasmine Docker
Oh, here we go!
Tiffani Colemann
Just hear me out!
Jasmine Docker
Who told you this?
Tiffani Colemann
He's cheating on you.
Tiffani Colemann
Cousin's best friend.
Tiffani Colemann
See for yourself!
I stuffed my phone in her face.
On it was my cousin's Instagram story of Jery and Daisy (her best friend) kissing.
Jasmine Docker
"These 2 ❤️birds need a room <3"
Tiffani Colemann
Jazzy, I'm sorry.
Jasmine Docker
No… It can't be Jery…
Jasmine Docker
I've been in love with him since forever!
Jasmine Docker
Tell me it's photoshopped…
Jasmine Docker
PLEASE, TIFFI!
Tiffani Colemann
I really am sorry Jazzy.
Tiffani Colemann
It's Jery
After that day, she didn't come home or to school for the following 2 weeks.
I even filed a missing person's report.
But obviously… PD didn't give a f*cking sh*t
So, I decided to ask school.
Hopefully, they'd know something…
Tiffani Colemann
Miss Kelcy?
Tiffani Colemann
Do you know where Jasmine Docker is?
Tiffani Colemann
Haven't seen her in ages.
Miss Kelcy
Um… I think that's a question for the principal.
So, irritated, I went to the principal's office.
Mr Greene
Oh, how can I help you Tiffani?
Tiffani Colemann
Mr Principal, where's Jasmine?
Tiffani Colemann
Jasmine Docker. D-O-C—
Mr Greene
Yes, I'm quite capable.
Mr Greene
Why do you want to know?
Tiffani Colemann
She's my best friend
Tiffani Colemann
Also, we share an apartment.
Tiffani Colemann
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW, YOU DUMB F*CK.
Mr Greene
Well, how do I say this?
Tiffani Colemann
SHE'S WHAT?!
Liar
Tiffani Colemann
SHE WHAT?!
Mr Greene
Cause of death: suicide.
Tiffani Colemann
That's bullsh*t! She can't be dead!
Mr Greene
Well you can check the Internet.
Mr Greene
Now, if that's all—
Tiffani Colemann
That's not all!
How could this freak, this *sshole stay so calm
He's not even paying attention. He's flipping reading a book!
I tugged the book out of his sweaty palms and threw it on the floor.
Tiffani Colemann
I dont trust you.
Tiffani Colemann
Look at you.
Tiffani Colemann
The principal
Tiffani Colemann
Tranquil even
Tiffani Colemann
A student is dead.
Tiffani Colemann
I try to bring it to your attention, yet here you are reading a goddamn book
Tiffani Colemann
How do you think this makes you look?
Mr Greene
What are you getting at?!
Tiffani Colemann
All I need is a confession, and some evidence
Mr Greene
Don't test my pacience little girl!
He slammed his hand down on this desk.
Tiffani Colemann
What is this?
Tiffani Colemann
Ah~ irritation.
Tiffani Colemann
Do you find me… intimidating? Mr Principal?
Mr Greene
Tch, don't spew nonsense!
Tiffani Colemann
Is that what happened?
Tiffani Colemann
Jasmine just happened to be 'spewing nonsense'
Tiffani Colemann
So, you ended her
Tiffani Colemann
Maybe she knew a dirty secret
Tiffani Colemann
And you timed it perfectly
Tiffani Colemann
Making it look like suicide.
Tiffani Colemann
Clever, I admire your bravery.
Tiffani Colemann
But, Mr Greene, it isn't paying off.
Tiffani Colemann
I suggest you come clean before I shove my foot up your *ss and force it out of you.
Mr Greene
What do you want to ask me?
Hmm, he's clenching his fists and teeth
Luckily for me, studying some psychology from Uncle Anthony paid off.
But, enough prodding for now.
I just need him to panic.
So he eventually does something reckless
Pride and ego will take over. I will get the better of you
He can't see through my methods.
Better choose a less prying interrogation type of method.
It needs to sound like I'm simply concerned.
Which I am, don't get me wrong!
Tiffani Colemann
Why haven't they held a funeral?
So what's your marvellous answer
Mr Greene
It wasn't her family's wish.
THIS B*STARD IS INFURIATING!
Tiffani Colemann
And you expect me to believe that?!
Mr Greene
I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T!
Maybe he isn't the Murderer.
But… Why the hell is he so nervous?
He's a little bit difficult to read but not too hard.
He's officially terrified that he's accidently erupted in front of me.
Giving me exactly what I wanted.
Tiffani Colemann
Then why haven't any students been told?
Mr Greene
We're trying to keep it quiet.
Mr Greene
In her suicide note, it's what she wanted.
Tiffani Colemann
Can I see the suicide note?
Mr Greene
No, go to class.
THIS PR*CK IS GIVIN ME NOTHING!
Tiffani Colemann
I'm not going ANYWHERE until I get a real explanation.
Mr Greene
You'll get 1 when you have a real police badge and hold me at gunpoint.
Mr Greene
Kid, I like you.
Mr Greene
You're ambitious, intelligent, honest and professional.
Mr Greene
So, honestly, what are your intentions?
Tiffani Colemann
To bring my best friend, my sister*, justice. I be the one to put 6 bullets in that motherf*cker's chest.
*Not actually sister, just real close like family
I left and went to the apartment.
Tiffani Colemann
Hmm? A note?
Tiffani Colemann
I was expecting some sort of threatening note like "Stay out of this" or shit like that!
In all fairness, it is a threatening note
Tiffani Colemann
F*ck my life. F*ck this sh*t.
Tiffani Colemann
What the f*ck am I gonna do for money?
Unauthorised Detective
I'm gonna end up homeless.
There's only 1 option left.
I picked up the business card that I shoved in my bed stand, hoping to never see it ever again.
Yet, here I am. The loathsome card twindled in my hand
I grabbed my phone and took a deep breath.
I paced around my bedroom and flopped onto my bed
Manager Hanna
TIFFANI, DARLING~~
F*cking hell, I think my ears are bleeding!
Manager Hanna
So great for you to finally call back.
Tiffani Colemann
Okay, I'm kinda in a rough patch and I'm close to being evicted.
Manager Hanna
It's okay Dear, we all go through it. Nothing to be ashamed of, sweetie~
Tiffani Colemann
Hanna, if possible, I need something that'll get me money FAST
Manager Hanna
Well… You're cute
Manager Hanna
It could work out
Manager Hanna
You have a nice body too.
Manager Hanna
I inspected it myself once.
Tiffani Colemann
Hanna~ Quit playing around!
Manager Hanna
Alright, what I'll do is this.
Manager Hanna
I want you to go to Bustling Bar. I'll lend you some clothes and someone will do your hair, nails and makeup.
Tiffani Colemann
Tch, I'm just so embarrassed.
Manager Hanna
Don't worry dear.
Manager Hanna
No one will remember a thing
Manager Hanna
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Tiffani Colemann
I can't thank you enough, Hanna.
Manager Hanna
No prob, Tiffi. We're like family. You'd probs do the same for me.
Tiffani Colemann
See you, Han.
Tiffani Colemann
Who the hell is this?!
Tracy Cutridge
Relax, cuz.
Tracy Cutridge
It's just me.
Tiffani Colemann
Not in a great mood today.
Tiffani Colemann
Shit's literally hitting the fan.
Tracy Cutridge
Sounds sh*tty.
Tracy Cutridge
Well, it doesn't have to do with rent, does it?
Tracy Cutridge
Wait, shouldn't Jasmine be helping you pay?
Tiffani Colemann
Yeah, but she's f*cking dead.
Tracy Cutridge
I just spoke to her about 2 weeks ago!
Tiffani Colemann
So did I.
Tiffani Colemann
And yes, it is about rent.
Tiffani Colemann
They left an eviction notice for 30 days.
Tracy Cutridge
Well, that's great!
Tracy Cutridge
Not the eviction part, obvi.
Tracy Cutridge
Aunt Grace wants to give me a temporary job.
Tracy Cutridge
It's at the PD.
Tracy Cutridge
I wasn't really interested since I work as Mr Jones personal assistant. Plus, we're loaded so—
Tiffani Colemann
Get to the point, silver spooned
Tracy Cutridge
I'm figured you can have it.
Tiffani Colemann
What's the position?
Tracy Cutridge
Reverse cowgirl.
Tracy Cutridge
Apparently, most detectives like it like that.
Tracy Cutridge
Just thought you needed a joke.
Tracy Cutridge
Anyways, it's something to do with archives and organising files. Sh*t like that.
Tiffani Colemann
How long is the position?
Tiffani Colemann
And I swear to God, if it's another sex joke—
Tracy Cutridge
Right sorry.
Tracy Cutridge
A few months.
Tracy Cutridge
Definitely over 3 months.
Tiffani Colemann
Wage? Salary?
Tracy Cutridge
$10 per hour.
Tracy Cutridge
They pay every week.
Tracy Cutridge
There are some overtimes here and there.
Tracy Cutridge
They pay double time.
Tiffani Colemann
Now, I'll seal the deal with a car.
Tiffani Colemann
What are ya talking bout?
Tiffani Colemann
Ya effin' loaded anyway
Tiffani Colemann
I'll take a red or blue sexy Benz
Tiffani Colemann
Nothing less.
Tracy Cutridge
Fine, my place 2 days.
Tracy Cutridge
You'll have your Benz.
You have some sh*tty timing.
However, this getting me 1 step closer to finding Jasmine's killer.
I'm so making a personal blog for this.
Tiffani Colemann
Okay, I just found out my best friend is dead.
Tiffani Colemann
Apparently, she committed suicide but she disappeared 2 weeks earlier.
Tiffani Colemann
That must be a hunk of f*ck.
Tiffani Colemann
Gonna have to be weary; everyone's a suspect.
Tiffani Colemann
My cousin Tracy and Aunt Grace got me a temporary job at Rocklane PD as an archive organiser. Plus, I'm getting a free blue or red Benz do I can get around to places quicker. I WILL get to the bottom of this and find out Jasmine's killer.
Tiffani Colemann
Maybe she's not dead at all! Who knows!
Tiffani Colemann
But with this job I can get access to crime scenes and sh*t!
Tiffani Colemann
My t*ts are tingling with excitement! Well, wish me luck!
Tiffani Colemann
With this job, I'll be…
Tiffani Colemann
The Unauthorised Detective!
Tiffani Colemann
D*mn, that was cheesy.
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