Do all of you have those moments during class time when you suddenly want to fart and have to try so hard to control it because of course you can't let it out in class infront of all your classmates and teacher? Nor can you go to the washroom to let it out because, what if the gas freed itself when you stood up or while trying to make your way to the washroom?..

Well this happened to me, ( the wanting to fart in class happens regularly due to me having a weak bowel but this day was special, and I am telling you IT IS SPECIAL....) in the 6th grade, class was ongoing and I was seating in the corner row last second bench (in our school 3 to 4 student share a long bench with 5 bench in 3 rows ) I suddenly had a great urge to fart and normally I could control it...... But this day I was not in my best state and so reluctantly I let the rocket launch....

"PUFF......"

Here's the catch it betrayed me again taking advantage of my kindness of setting it free. It suddenly decided that a grand finale will be greatly accepted.

Instead of the preferred soundless

"PUFF......."

It decide to go " BANG..."

Not a "BANG...." the whole class could hear but loud enough for my seatmates, the one behind and beside me to hear.

And here's the catch they were boy's, well I might not be the prettiest, smartest , most popular student/ girl around but it was pretty embarassing . Though not embarassing enough because I am uploading on the internet for the whole world who am I kidding not the whole world just the one's who is going to read this, which are me while typing and me while editting and my sister's (forced)

Thanks to my quick thinking, yea the story's not over yet anyway this great ability of mine graciously named "THE GREAT ONE AND ONLY ABILITY OF BEING ABLE TO SALVAGE ANY EMBARRASING SITUATION"

I suddenly blurted out loud............

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" Who's that?"

It's a classic move but I never said its going to be dramatic ...... sorry for wasting your time, sorry for keeping your hopes up please forgive this lowly being.... chona.....( fake tear, hint: too much kdrama)

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(Wipes fake tear)

The boy at my back casually replied,

" It's you"

And I shamelessly contradict him despite the huge amount of evidence with a big,

" NO."

End of story.

I know I unnecessarily lengthen a short story of me farting in class and my seatmate heard it story. Which was not even funny but it just happen.

It is called creative juice.....

I won't apologize for that ridiculous remark but Bye......

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uhmm a short warning ........

This is going to happen every chapter , that is my unnecessary rambling so if you don't like it keep on reading I am sure it will grow on you.

A second. " BYE"

A final " BYE"