Introduction

Hey guys , My name is SLESH which means CROOKED MOUTH.

This name suits me well , soon you will know why !

I was born pretty normal, neither rich nor extraordinary ( somehow i'm the lead ) . My family consists of 4 members; mom , dad and my elder brother (william). I am a peace lover and a very shy person . So, I didn't talk much to others in my childhood which turned my life in a chaos. I was an average guy so there should be something to make me the lead, isn't it?

As for my name I don't like it. I mean who will like such a name and for your kind of information my mouth is not crooked. I am quite handsome. AHAHAAH

Before my narcissism starts I would love to continue with my story ....

Past Incident

Day 1

In my middle school, I got that quality which makes me the hero for your dream I meant the lead. So here you go.

On a shining hot Saturday , I was getting ready to go for my school, on my way I got a strange unfamiliar urge to not go to school but before I releazied was already in the bus and my bus stops inside the school . So going back , not a chance and crossing the school wall hmph 4 feet me and 8 feet wall. what a cute couple.?

During recess, the popular girl in my class came up to me . I was shocked but I played cool . She hesitatingly said "we are in the same class since two years, I have been noticing you for a long time, you are timid and stupid but I LOVE YOU " I was happy and I laughed a little in

excitement but before I could say YES she ran away crying. Disappointing naa ....

When school was over his brother came to me. I forget to tell he was also a popular guy because he was the one who bullies everyone in the school and out of of the school , we call him the little mafia. I think I can write a story 'mafia falls in love with miss popular' sadly they are are siblings. He told me to meet him at the park tomorrow, nothing else . We lived in the same locality and park was the base where all the invited ones get bullied. This time I was the one who was gonna be sacrificed.

While returning home , I thought to take my brother with me tomorrow.

**reached home **

As soon as I opened his door I closed it . If I tell him to come with me he will ask the reason to go with him and I can't tell him the reason because he will make fun of me infront of everyone, thinking of it gives me goosebumps . I went to my room and thought for a long . And I came with a plan which was as simple as me . I will them what happen if they won't listen

I will run and run fastly ...

I was so busy planning whole day that I forgot about the time of meeting . I was late by an hour . When I reached there with a sudden glimpse I thought he was standing alone . I was overwhelemd with my plan but suddenly his friends showed up ..

*My body started shaking *

""My heart : stand strong  you got the  plan .

My brain : they are gonna beat the crap out of you .""

His Friend 1: Finally you showed up . I thought you are not going to come .

Me : How can I not come !!

His Friend 2 : Then , why the heck  you are  late ?

Me : my plan ... I meant my daily routine is so busy . You know its tough to grow up ....

Little Mafia : Come to the point . Why did you laughed  at my sister when she proposed so . Was it funny ??

Me : I didn't meant to i..

His Friend 1 : We don't want your little excuses!  Dude , propose to her tomorrow or you know what we will do to your pretty face !!

His Friend 2 : yeah bring her flowers too .

Me :  ..No  I can't ..bring...

'' They didn't let me finish what I was saying and started chasing me . I just wanted to say that I was allergic to flowers . They were running fast but I was faster than shangai maglev ... I was about to be caught but before that I stumbled and fallen down ''

When I woke up , I was in hospital unconscious for two days . My mom was sitting  beside me shouting nuinsatic things I thought it was the end of the world. She started screaming in hospital ' you can't even run fast .. you are my son you should have beaten them ... show them off what you got ... you  ' . After listening this much , it was best to pretend asleep .

After a while I was thirsty , so I told mom

''' s'iel te plait donne moi de l'eau soif' . She was shocked and said 'what the hell are you speaking ... did you hit your head so bad th

at you are talking in alien language ...  I don't get it ... talk human  ' because I am Russian and I started speaking French the language I never learnt ...

The distance between Russia and france is 6217 km.

I was diagonsed with FOREIGN ACCENT SYNDROME ;

the condition which changes the tone of voice but will also change tongue replacement during speech ....

rarely languages .

While returning  home in taksi , My mom started telling it to the taksi driver  . . He was amused with the disease and asked me to speak different language throughout the way home . . I was so embarrassed that  I wished to open the door and jump  out of it .

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Part 1

William's Girlfriend .

William has always been the famous guy with lots of talent. He was good in studies but not the topper, he can cook, he can play instrument as well as he was in the school basketball team. Once his girlfriend Serena asked me to tell him to attend her match , she was a boxer with a strong personality . I remembered to tell him , on my way back home but when I reached home as soon as I was about to knock William's door. He opened it, my head bumped into the door and I started speaking english with American accent. We learnt English as our second language but we have that Russian English accent. I tried SO hard to tell him but he didn't listen to me and went to play basketball with his FRIENDS . Later on I realized that I could have used Google translator.

In the She broke up with him without telling the reason because she had bad temper .

I didn't like her much because she was hard to communicate .

William got busy with college semister and never knew why they broke up exactly.

Part 2

My Date

After that childhood incident , I never said 'no' to any girl who asked me out because no one ever did . Somehow I got a girlfriend in my highschool . I was on a concert date with my girlfriend . It was too crowded even before the concert starts . As a quiet shy person I didn't like the atmosphere . Beside that , there was a group of thai people speaking Thai sitting beside me . I was too careful not to bump my head around but in a moment of zest a crazy young fan bumped her huge poster into my head . I can't scold her not because she was a young girl but I forget how to speak Russian .

Why the hell this never happened to me in my language test. Sometimes, my accent remains the same for hours and I don't even know what I am speaking. I know the words but doesn't know what it means. I didn't talk to my girlfriend entire concert . She thought I was angry because of the noise and she apologized for that but I couldn't reply to her. She got furious after a while and didn't talk to me. I thought I could make up with her but I knew she will ask the reason for not talking I can't tell her because most of the people still doesn't believe such disease exists.

I can't explain they don't understand anyway!

I knew we will broke sooner or later so I let it go, we can't hold onto to everything we want , sometimes letting go is the best way for everyone .

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