It was a beautiful morning birds singing...wait do birds even sing never mind the good thing is it's a beautiful morning. ahhhh! bullsh*t it's not even a beautiful morniiing!!. holysh*t well..it's not a "bella cíao" for this motherfu**er at least there going to school.james you motherfu*er if you don't stop narrating me I swear to jesus I will your girlfiend one day...ohh yeah you don't even have a girlfriend.well yeah at least I don't eat my poo-

oh hey fritz.ahhh you son of a bi*ch I will kill yoooou!!! you fucker you are fucker*.guys shut the * up...get ready it's monday.wait betty would you say that again.what..get ready.no the "M" word.you mean (slow motion voice)MONDAY.

Both james and fritz:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*school bell rings*.Ohh hey girls.the girls:heeey betty.(betty laughs).hey guys why you two mother fuc*ers sad.shut the f*ck up mate it's monday .yeah and we hate monday.yeeeeah you two need to love school it's fun.Fun! you call that fun. yeah all the school and math shit and staff.Yeah!.yeah you two have problems...Oh! were here school it's full of sunshine and other staff.yeah you see thoes...what we see is jail you seeing this james.yup

*SOUND OF THUNDERS*

Hey fritz who?do you think is our first teacher.I don't know james ask your fat mom.asshole.big *.shhh Guys the tacher is coming.what did she said.yeah I know what she said.what did I say coming.yeah.you two seriousley have problems."the teacher".shhhh.quiet...Okay my name is ms.lyinda soyer B. jailington or you can call ms.lyinton and this class is all about (chalk slamming in the black board)..... how to get away with pychos or murderers 101...you little pussys need to learn about getti-.I think she's hot.eww james you have some problems.ms.lyinton approches.exuse me are we here to talk or are we here to LEARN!!.no ma'am were here to learn ma'am.yes ma'am were here to learn we promise not to do it again.make that your own promise you two get away in my class go to the principals office NOOOW!!.both james and fritz run to towards the principals office.ahh ahh ahh I think were here.do you know what I see what it said door way to hell.woaw that's absolutley dumb let's just get in there james.No No Noooo!!!.james what's so scary about the princi-ahhhhhh. are you sure fritz were in the right room.yes it said.principal's office you.I saw door way to hell.do principals all ways were white dress and long black hair on the front on there face a have gray face ang creepy black eyes.no fritz principals don't wear thoes.

Both:awww sh*t.