Taekook Texts
1. Drunk
Taehyung
i miiiiss yooooouuuuu
Jungkook
Tae? are you okay?
Taehyung
am juuuuuust finnnne~
Taehyung
but, my chest hurts 😭😭😭
Jungkook
HYUNG! ARE YOU ALRIGHT? WHERE ARE YOU?
Taehyung
Kookie, my chest hurts 😭
Jungkook
Hyung, tell me where are you, I'm coming to get ya
Taehyung
ehhh, I'm in a bar across from our school....
Taehyung
oh! i see mrs. Song, I'm gonna go say hi to her😊
Jungkook
NO, TAE STAY IN THE BAR
Taehyung
oh, kookie she is meeting a man
Taehyung
hmmm, he seams odd
Taehyung
THEY JUST KISSED!
Taehyung
SHE'S CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND!
Jungkook
Tae, just how much did you drink?
Jungkook
TAE, LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK BY JUST 2 BEERS!
Jungkook
just stay in the bar
Jungkook
don't go anywhere
Taehyung
but, what are we gonna do with mrs. Song cheating on her husband?
Jungkook
just pretend they are not there
Jungkook
even though I think that's her husband, but okay
Taehyung
but why would she go out with her husband?
Jungkook
so you wanna say that you wouldn't go out with me if i was your husband?
Taehyung
because you're too handsome
Taehyung
am afraid someone will try to steal you from me🙃
Taehyung
awww, is my kookie blushing? 😋😊
Jungkook
just stfu and wait for me
Jungkook
love you too silly
Author
Hello everyone, i hope you enjoyed my first Taekook oneshot. I hope I'll see you in the next parts too. Till then. I purple you! 💜💜💜
Small puppy big trouble
Jungkook
Taehyung! i have good news for u!
Taehyung
OMO! KOOK I LOVE U SO MUCH
Taehyung
U HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM RN
Taehyung
OMG AM CRYING FROM HOW HAPPY I AM! 😭
Jungkook
no one's getting married! except maybe yoonmin, bUt this book's about us, so back to our conversation
Jungkook
i was saying we're gonna buy a puppy Tae
Taehyung
u said a p u p p y?
Jungkook
actually, i already bought it🙂
Taehyung
U BOUGHT A PUPPY!?
Taehyung
i... is it... is it for...for me?
Jungkook
yes, it's for u my love😘
Taehyung
OMO! CAN I SEE IT!?
Jungkook
I'll send u a pic
Jungkook
for some reason he won't look at the camera 😅
Taehyung
O M G! KOOKIE IT'S SOOOO FRICKING CWTE! 😲
Jungkook
ahh... i think it was yeontan?
Taehyung
OMG! A CWTE NAME FOR A CWTE PUPPY!
Taehyung
I ALREADY LOVE HIM!
Jungkook
but u love me more, right?
Jungkook
Tae where did u disappear?
Jungkook
u didn't answer on my message for 30 mins now
Jungkook
c'mon Tae it has been an hour now! where in the hell are u?
Taehyung
am not in the hell, am in haven, thank you very much
Taehyung
oh, Chim asked me for help
Jungkook
what kind of help?!
Jungkook
what could u help him with for one whole hour?
Taehyung
am not telling u that
Taehyung
because it's a story for another time😉
Author
Kook ya heard him! now stob it!
Jungkook
who are u to tell me what to do, huh?!
Author
your fu***** mother bunny! now stob it!
Author
now, dear readers, please don't mind mistakes in this oneshot, english isn't my first language, so...
Author
i hope u enjoyed it! and i hope we'll see u in next part! till then!
Taehyung
bye dear readers! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
Jungkook
come back to read a new oneshot when Brunaie chooses to actually upload it
Taehyung
hehe Brunaie got exposed 🤭
Jungkook
yea, i exposed ya lazy ass😜
Author
what's enough is enough! Kook! no banana milk for u for a week!
Jungkook
WHAT! U CAN'T DO THAT!
Taehyung
ㅋㅋㅋㅋhahahahahhahhaha
Author
and Tae no tv for u for a week too
Taehyung
NOT FAIR! WHAT DID I DO?!
Author
do u guys want me to make it 2 weeks?
Author
go study or something
and that's how we're ending this oneshot
Misunderstanding
Jungkook
Tae, wanna come over?
Jungkook
babe, where did u disappear again?
Jungkook
baby boy, where were u for 2 hours?
Taehyung
i was helping Jimin with something
Taehyung
emmm... something
Taehyung
i can't tell u that either
Jungkook
this is fourth time this week u go help Jimin hyung and it's making me suspicious
Taehyung
it's just that, he can't ask anyone else for help
Taehyung
well, Jin hyung is in Seoul with Namjoon hyung
Taehyung
Hobi hyung went to Gwangju to see his family
Taehyung
only u, Yoongi hyung, Jimin and i are in Busan
Jungkook
then why didn't he ask me or Yoongi hyung for help?
Taehyung
he absolutely can't ask Yoongi hyung
Taehyung
he can't, that's it
Jungkook
then why didn't he ask me
Taehyung
cause u can't help him
Jungkook
now am even more suspicious
Taehyung
i can't tell u, i already told u that
Jungkook
alright, then enjoy ur sweet time with Jimin hyung
Jungkook
don't come to me for next month
Taehyung
what do u mean Koo?
Taehyung
JUNGKOOK!? WHERE DID U GO?!
Taehyung
PLEASE COME BACK! 😭😭😭😭
Taehyung
D-DADDY I NEED U! U CAN'T LEAVE ME! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jungkook
don't call me that ever again if u plan to spent ur time with shortie instead of me
Taehyung
noooooooo, Koo he needed my help but not with what you're thinking!
Taehyung
h-he wanted m-me to h-help him ch-choose the best w-wedding outfit 😞
Taehyung
Yoongi hyung proposed to him and it was supposed to be a surprise for you and hyungs
Taehyung
Jimin needed my help in finding a perfect outfit for him
Taehyung
he wants to surprise Yoongi hyung
Taehyung
now you know and it was supposed to be a surprise 😞😖
Jungkook
Tae, am sorry i reacted like that
Jungkook
but i was really jealous
Taehyung
i guessed that much😔
Jungkook
but why didn't you tell me you're going shopping with Jimin
Taehyung
u know am not that good with excuses
Jungkook
haha yeah, that's why u have me 😉
Author
okay ya two, stop it
Jungkook
oooh, but why? Tae was just telling me how much he needed me 😏
Jungkook
hahaha you're both so precious 😄
Author
Kook, really stop it
Author
because if ya don't stop, no banana milk for ya for next month
Jungkook
What!? u can't do that!
Taehyung
c-can i come over?
Jungkook
sure baby boy, u don't have to ask that😘
Author
TAE FOR FU*** SAKE JUST GO TO HIM ALREADY!
Author
if i hear Tae screaming ya name in the middle of the night like last night
Author
no banana milk for next 3 months!
Jungkook
and before midnight?
Author
just don't wake me up
Jungkook
u hear that baby boy 😏
Jungkook
u can be loud, just as i like it😏😉
Author
stop pretending Tae and go get that di** up ya as*
Jungkook
so u coming baby boy?
Author
till next oneshot! see ya guys!
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