Hello friends! Welcome to the post box where I have 15 letters from different types of people to be send to God during this lock down. I do not intend to disrespect any country, organization or individual.
Before we go on to view the letters, Let me give you some tips helpful for you during this lock down:
COVID-19 alert! : Home-made remedies to
1) KILL OBESITY
Sitting at home for so many months, you all must be bored, right? You must have grown fat and obese such that when you have group video calls, your friends can’t even recognize you. Even your bestie calls you an ‘unknown person’.
Read comics and novels which are based on comedy.
Research has shown that laughing burns roughly 10-40 calories per day. A research published in the International Journal of Obesity found just 15 minutes of laughter a day will burn 10-40 calories, depending on a person's weight and the intensity of the laughter. That is enough to lose between 1–4 lbs a year. (You're free to Google it) Therefore if you laugh heartily, you can fight with your obesity.
For this, you’ll need nothing but a mobile phone with a secure internet connection and watch stand- up comedy videos or read funny comical stories.
2) ESCAPE BOREDOM
Since we’re all sitting at home, and now our worst enemy has become sleep, I’ll not suggest you take a nap. Instead, take up a few projects that you find suitable for yourself-
1. Clean out your garage and closets.
2. Give yourself a new look and experiment with new make-ups as this is the time when you have the freedom to do it.
3. Cook something new which requires some effort. Stretch your taste buds. You might find what you like.
4. Watch soap operas and hear Justin Bieber songs.
5. Go back to school or try one of the many online or self-study options.
6. We all have at least one drawer in the house that doesn't have a purpose other than to store all the little "stuff" we don't know what to do with. You don't have to get rid of the junk drawer altogether, but organizing it will at least make it easier to find the thumbtacks and the nail file the next time you need them.
7. Rearrange your furniture and give a makeover to your house. Move your couch there, the recliner over here and voila! It's like a whole new room.
8. Connect with your school friends or try a new relationship. It’s all about your courage and desire to experiment with new things.
9. Now is a good time to regain control over an inbox filled with junk. Weed out the junk\, and then move the rest — either into folders or the trash — until your inbox is empty. You'll be amazed at how freeing an empty inbox can be.
10. Plant a garden\, or exercise\, or…meditate! I know you all are just not sold on the whole "Mind-Body-Spirit" thing. But it's not like you're doing anything right now anyway\, so what have you got to lose?
Now, if none of these tips are helpful, you’d better do what I do most of the time- lay on the couch or bed and watch your ceiling and look out of the window or go to your veranda and enjoy nature.
Plus I have a fantastic way to kill time. Do you know how you start surfing the web with one topic in mind and end up — some 20 sites later — on something completely different? Just like that, you can research your family tree where instead of websites, you'll be finding your ancestors.
Now, if it's helpful, don't forget to like and comment if you have any other ideas to kill boredom and obesity.
The letters start from the next chapter!
From: Mr. Edward Lee, London ( A sulky lover with a complaint )
To: God, Heaven
Special regards to Mrs. Andrea Lee ( Wife of Mr. Edward Lee )
Dearest God,
How could you be so cruel towards me? You knew, right? That I had planned to go out with my beloved Andrea to foreign countries for our honeymoon, but…why did you bring about corona all of a sudden?
We had planned to go to France, where we would take pictures standing on the Eiffel Tower, we planned to go to Italy to take radiant pictures in the Colosseum, and we planned to go to India to take pictures in front of the Taj Mahal, we planned to go to the Himalayas, to the Aphrodite’s rock to worship the goddess of love, to the amazon forests where we’ll be heated up like boiling water and then to the continent of Antarctica and, also to the Great Wall of China where my newly wedded wife’s smile will be greater than the wall, visible across the world, across the universe, and aliens would get jealous of her big bright smile with two missing teeth on the front.
My wife prayed that you shall give her the best of the journey, keep her well, that she'll be able to protect herself and me, and etc. But did you hear her call to keep out dangers before the honeymoon, when you let such an undesirable virus free in this human world?
We sewed so many lovely thoughts but you took a scissor and cut them all in a second…
And my wife is so frustrated about it that the next second after you banned all the flights, she broke 28 plates, 12 saucers and 8 glasses total worth $45,000. You don’t even give me a good job and on top of that, you create such confusion that my head stops working - what a waste of life!
Though I’m complaining to you all day, I know, however, that my wife was angry for a reason. She had already told her friends, enemies, near and dear ones that she will be going to foreign countries. She had even asked them what she would bring for them. They asked for many things and I think, as an economical clerk, I might have not been able to provide all their wants. So if you had done it to save me from embarrassment, then forget the rest of the letter.
It has been 4 months since my wife has stopped talking to me bearing on the fact that I cannot complete her one wish but was it actually MY fault? Every time I try to make her happy, she gets even more furious on me. When I try to make her burden of work light, she lectures and scolds me like hell. I don't understand...
I want justice from you, my Lord.
You hurt me on purpose, didn’t you? I’m very angry with you unless your purpose of breaking our relationship was that Andrea is not suitable to be my wife…so is it that you broke the relationship beforehand so that later you don't need to see me crying while signing the divorce paper?
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If that’s the case, then please reply to my question about whom do you think I should marry if it’s not Andrea.
However, my Lord, you should have given me some more beauty to get a prettier girl as my bride.
Hope you'll give some importance to this letter. With respects,
Your foolish clerk son,
Edward.
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