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Hello, hola, guten tag, wassup, yo, hi, there are many ways I could start this story and in the many theories there are probably different worlds where I say something like

“GOOOD MORNING USA” or “Top O’ The morning to ya lads”. Why am I explaining this you ask? Well, I guess I just wanted to explain how “Theories” work and ummm...I just love talking about theorism, kind of like when a NBA fan loves talking about Basketball or a Harry Potter fan loves talking about well, Harry Potter.

Now, I’m sure your wondering how does this whole theorism thing work for me? Do I just get in a telephone booth? Or some kind of car? Nope, by accident I’ve created a tv and remote where when I switch channels I go to different theories. And you know what’s even more cool? I get to go into the tv and I can travel to their world!

BANG!! BANG!!! BANG!!!! Oh I’m sorry guys, that must be my landlord😅

I’m pretty sure I forgot to pay for this month’s rent...or did I? You’ll understand in a second. I go to open the door and there stands a beautiful (hot) lady standing there. Her long wavy Blonde hair, her fair light skin, her red soft lips, and don’t forget those big “breasts” and big “butt”😉

“Dr. Smith how many times must I tell you to pay your rent! This is the 31st time I’ve had to come up here and bang on your door since you’ve come to live here 2 years ago”

I think she said, sorry guys I cant really pay attention to her mouth going blah blah blah when her boobs keep going up and down...SMACK!!!! “How many times must I tell you to stop looking at my chest!!!”

She yells

“Hey! It’s not my problem you grew better than most women!! I bet you, a bunch of guys stare at your chest! Why can’t I?!”

I yell at her, maybe this will finally just let her let me look at her boobs all I want.

Nope, she’s turning red, I think I’m about to get beat up...she’s leaving? That’s...different and weird of her...is she gonna kill me in my sleep instead?!?!

Wait, I have a better idea guys! Why don’t we go to a theory where she DOES let me stare at her chest...Don’t ask my there’s even a theory like that but, theories are limitless.

I walk over to my tv and remote. I turn on the Tv and I switch the channels. 2 hours later...I finally found it!! Umm...please ignore my bleeding nose...and the tissues...oh my flies open! Umm ignore all of that. What matters is not what I’ve been doing but, what I’ve found and what I’ve found is the theory where she lets me stare at her chest. Not only is this for my eyes to feast on but, to show you guys the type of changes that can be caused from one small change, I believe you would call this “The Butterfly effect”.

Hey guys, want to know what kind of person my landlord ended up being? Or what happens next? Be sure to support and stick with me!