Da Beating
A Not So Fairy...Tale
haliuQ
Hey, can you help me with my physics work?
The Boyfriend
we had work?
*haliuQ sends jaY the work. He types in the prompt on ChatGPT and turns it into his own words. Then proceeds to send it to her*
The Boyfriend
here you go
haliuQ
there was another reason i texted you
haliuQ
my friend has a crush on you and he wanted to know if you were looking for anyone
* i gotta be trippin… did she jus say… *
The Boyfriend
I mean this in the nicest way possible… i ain’t on that side 😅
The Boyfriend
respectfully ofc
haliuQ
thank you for answering. ill let em kno
The Boyfriend
thats a bet
The Boyfriend
were those the only 2 things you needed ?
haliuQ
before i ask. you are single right?
The Boyfriend
like a closet with no clothes 😭
haliuQ
damn. sad ass nigga
The Boyfriend
of course. i thought you was some fine shyttttttt 😍
The Boyfriend
naw im serious 😼
haliuQ
😊 ok wellllll. i think we should get to know each other
The Boyfriend
what you wan kno?
The Boyfriend
thats a bet 😭
haliuQ
we gon start from scratch
haliuQ
tell a bit about ya self and ill ask about the rest
* shawty tweakin 😭. she think this shit a interview *
The Boyfriend
is this for a job 😭
The Boyfriend
you got me filling out a whole resume
haliuQ
LMAO your funny as hell
The Boyfriend
i try my best 😼
haliuQ
yeaaaaa (you can laugh these draws right off)
The Boyfriend
well y they aint off yet??
The Boyfriend
thats a bet
The Boyfriend
😭 im a bitch
The Boyfriend
🤣 im trollin
haliuQ
anywhoooo get to answering
The Boyfriend
o shiii my bad
The Boyfriend
my name jaY
The Boyfriend
😭 you said start from scratch
The Boyfriend
im a tall glass of chocolate milk
haliuQ
i feel like ik you inside and out now
The Boyfriend
nawwww not yet you dont 😉
haliuQ
i gotta go now. ill talk to you later 💋
My Biggest Opp / 4 am
*mother enters the room and see’s haliuQ on the phone*
The Mom
DO MY EYES DECIVE ME!
haliuQ
*haliuQ gets startled*
The Mom
y r you on that DAMN phone
The Mom
i didnt ask for the time BITCH
• haliuQ’s inner thoughts •
*who tf she talking 2… she lucky i prayed td or i woulda beat ha ass*
*im not gonna say a damn thing*
The Mom
if i wanted to know the time i would look at a fucking clock
haliuQ
right away ma’am im so sorry
The Mom
and gimme that DAMN PHONE
• haliuQ’s inner thoughts •
*haliuQ gives the phone to her BUM ASS mom*
The Mom
and when you wake up clean this fucking room
The Mom
matter fact clean the WHOLE DAMN HOUSE
• haliuQ’s inner thoughts •
*she really asking for it. GOD please gimme the strength to not get up and slap the absolute fuck out this bitch*
haliuQ
good night *mumbles* BITCH
The Mom
thats what i thought
*mother exits the room. and slams the door*
haliuQ
*whispers* that wasnt even necessary
• haliuQ’s inner thoughts •
*cant wait to talk to jaY tho. ima steal my phone out my mom room at around 4 and tell em good morning*
haliuQ
Good morning my love 😍
• haliuQ’s inner thoughts •
* ima delete later he not gon be up 🤣*
The Boyfriend
good morning
The Boyfriend
why are you up
haliuQ
i could ask 🫵🏽 the same thing
The Boyfriend
shiiiii im a GROWN ASS MAN
The Boyfriend
its 4 inna morning
The Boyfriend
lost track a time onna game
The Boyfriend
🧐 what tht mean
The Boyfriend
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight 😑
haliuQ
you just give off that vibe
The Boyfriend
tf you mean
The Boyfriend
naww ion think i do
The Boyfriend
so uhhh anal
The Boyfriend
i had to break the ice
haliuQ
well you did a great job 😭
The Boyfriend
but uhhh what vibe is that
haliuQ
shit i dont even know i just be talking 😭
The Boyfriend
i can see that
The Boyfriend
so i told you about me
The Boyfriend
its only right you do the same
haliuQ
ok but im only gonna be able to tell you a lil bit
The Boyfriend
thats a bet
haliuQ
ill tell you the rest later
haliuQ
ight ill tell you more abt me later down inna day
*haliuQ goes to put her phone back right where she got it from and goes to bed*
• haliuQ’s inner thoughts •
*I love it when a plan works out the way its supposed to 😊*
Cleaning Crew
*haliuQ wakes up does her necessities and starts cleaning*
• haliuQ’s inner thoughts •
*this cleaning shit so boring, and her bitch ass stopped doing her duties as a mom since i could fucking talk 🙄 *
*as long as i remember i’ve been the fucking mom in this household.*
*lightbulbs indicate ideas. for the dumasses that cant figure that out*
• back to haliuQ’s inner thoughts •
*haliuQ starts a call with jaY*
*but his bitch ass slumped so she gotta ring a few more times*
The Boyfriend
shiiiiii chillin
The Boyfriend
you woke me up out my sleep ts
The Boyfriend
but ion rlly care cs you some fine shiii
The Boyfriend
so whats the reason for this call
haliuQ
i needed someone to talk to while cleaning this damn house
The Boyfriend
what you got on
haliuQ
oversized T with some thongs
The Boyfriend
my fault,my fault 😼
haliuQ
but if i did i would of def shown
#heusedtoprayfortimeslikethis
The Boyfriend
do you usually clean the whole crib
haliuQ
only if im forced 2
The Boyfriend
fym forced 2
haliuQ
😅 i mean what i said
The Boyfriend
since we on ft
The Boyfriend
blink twice if 🫵🏽 need help
The Boyfriend
my fault,my fault 😼
The Boyfriend
preciate it 😼
The Boyfriend
but you cant do nun bout that ?
The Boyfriend
whats the progress looking like
haliuQ
just finished my room
The Boyfriend
how much mo you got to do
haliuQ
like 2 more bedrooms, the bathroom, the kitchen, the porch, and the living room… O and the yard
The Boyfriend
you need some help?
The Boyfriend
slide the addy
*DAMN BITCH HELP A NIGGA OUT*
*sn i dont mean tht but damnnnnnnnn*
*selling a nigga bag an shiiii*
The Boyfriend
how 🫵🏽 expect me to slide through and help
haliuQ
its all good my love
The Boyfriend
chilll before 🫵🏽 GET FUCKEDDDD
haliuQ
back hurt like shit
The Boyfriend
🫵🏽 need a massage
haliuQ
that would be niceeeeee
The Boyfriend
😭 slide the addy
*naww i dont mean tht fr but damnnnnnnnn*
*sellin my baggg an shiiii*
The Boyfriend
so how you gon get the massage
haliuQ
ill ask my mom or sum shi
The Boyfriend
yeaaaa lmk how tht go 💀
The Boyfriend
i aint known you for too long but i think ik ya mom like the back of my hand
The Boyfriend
she trippin, trippin
The Boyfriend
hol up now… y me
haliuQ
i wouldn’t put it on you if it was a lie
haliuQ
sasssyyyyy ass nigga
haliuQ
yea ive been doin this for so long im basically a master
*shawty been a slave for 17 yrs*
haliuQ
thank youuuu for keeping me companyyyyy 💋
The Boyfriend
of course shawty
The Boyfriend
if i dont who will ts
haliuQ
you tryna get fucked 😝😝😝😝
The Boyfriend
but i need you to finish telling me about ya self
haliuQ
o yea i got you before i go
The Boyfriend
ya mom… and i mean this inna respectful way ofc… ya moms a bitch
haliuQ
but at the end of the day thts fam
The Boyfriend
ight shawty bye
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