My name is Lilith, I'm a succubus , more precisely the mother of all demons and the right hand man of Beelzebub. I'm married to a dark high elf and we live in the post apocalyptic earth, together we always wanted to make our own family , but due to a curse from God I'm unable to bare children. But that didn't stop us. We have four adopted children and I think,My family is perfect.

I watched as Darlington fidgeted from across the table.....nervously playing with his towel covered head in his laps. "Mom I can explain!" He yelled in an embarrassed tone. "Ah...ah ..ah.. it's principle here Darling", I replied with a sigh while wagging my pointed tail at him and rubbing my temples as he placed his head on the table covering his eyes with his hand. He was blushing heavily and a lock of hair on his head kept twitching. I sighed "I'm listening". He split his fingers in two revealing a glinting eye then put his hands on his thighs and began to speak in his usual proud tone.

He always spoke like a knight leading proud soldiers even though he was a teenager in dullahan years.

"As you know, because of your need for us to be punctual at school, I was unable to dry my hair before you teleported us all. And I couldn't handle looking unkempt so I set off on a quest for a towel but it was for naught because I came up with none. So I sat on the bench next to the locker rooms thinking when I felt a warm breeze blow against my feet. T'was then I realized the air vents were below the seat embedded into the wall. And it struck me, I could leave my head there and it would dry up! I placed my head on the floor before my feet and suddenly a rush of girls passed, kicking it straight into the girls locker room. It rolled around and by the time my vision studied it was on wet bathroom tiles. I tried to speak but then...." His face grew red as he remembered and his breath steamed. "The girls entered the showers to take their baths, I couldn't alert them because the shower water was carrying my head around and I didn't want to get any in my mouth by talking." He started to sob and covered his face. "Mom i wasn't peeping!" "Principal", I corrected, "it was an accident, my honor is being sullied". Darlington's head hopped on the table in tears till it jumped and burried the tear stained face into my bossom. I sighed and patted his wet head as he continued to sob .

I looked over to the thirty angry girls behind him and said, "you heard him". "Are we supposed to believe that?!" one yelled from the midst of them. "Well he's a dullahan. The undead don't lie. They have no reason to; they are under a curse." I explained. "And if you still don't believe him," I picked up the remote control device for the CCTV cameras and turned on the tape playing the exact moment when the girls rushed past his body kicking his head into the locker room, leaving puzzled Darlington's body waving around frantically and confused.

The girls looked appeased and apologized to a still weeping Darlington. My bossom was getting soaked as I continued to console him. "Now go to class", I said sternly as the girls flew, teleported or walked out of my office leaving Darling. "Calm down now, it's not that bad. A boy your age should be having a different reaction", I said in a slightly amused voice. "Or were you hiding it with tears? If so they are gone now." He continued sobbing for a while then slowly stopped. At this point my office suit was ruined and I was a little irritated. He looked up at me from my bossom when he stopped crying and said, "this isn't how I wanted to lose my sight virginity" then burst into more tears.

I froze with confused anger at the ridiculous statement and his level of innocence. Before grabbing his head and angrily throwing it out the window. He screamed "mommy!!!!!" as it flew towards the ball field and I yelled "principal!!!" .

my name is Lilith and I have a perfect family.

Dara walked into the kitchen to find me lost in thought. My husband, a high dark elf who looked like a twelve year-old, despite being thousands of years old due to a certain incident, noticed I was deep in thought. So he broke my thoughts by asking "Is something wrong, Lily?" I snapped back to reality, a litte surprised by his sudden appearance before me. I'm six feet tall and he's probably four, seeing as he stood facing my bosom directly. I sighed and said "Why did we get a kitchen? We don't exactly eat"

My name is Lilith. I'm a succubus. More precisely, the mother of all demons and the right hand man of Beelzebub. I'm married to a dark high elf and we live in the post apocalyptic earth. Together, we always wanted to make our own family, but due to a curse from God, I'm unable to bear children. But that didn't stop us. We have four adopted children. And I think my family is perfect.

"Same reason why there's a nice meadow town for us to live in and the humans aren't being enslaved; because you wanted to experience the everyday human Life", he responded with an exhausted voice. I slapped my own forehead as it all suddenly came back to me. "I walked in here and wondered why we have this", I said, feeling very ridiculous. "You don't eat." "I do occasionally", He said from in front of me. "I don't eat." "You do but occasionally", he said again. "Darling and Carla don't eat." "They also do but occasionally", he added.  "I want us to have a family meal like normal people." I sighed. "Eh... Honey. What do you mean normal? We are in a post apocalyptic world. NOTHING IS NORMAL!" He jumped and hit me on the head  "Ayyye!" I held my head in a wince. He sighed another exhausted sigh. "We do need to eat though, it's been five hundred and three years since your last meal and seven hundred since mine." I looked at my clothes. "I think I've lost weight." I could feel them lose fitting. "You have", he responded with a very direct blank stare at my bosom while holding his chin and I hit him on the head with the closest frying pan. He winced and held his head. "Whaaat? They were right in front of me and have gotten smaller", he said in a nagging childish voice. "Since I swore off feeding on humans, you'll have to eat so I can eat from you. As for the kids, I don't know if Dullahans can eat or what they eat."

"I do eat", a voice said from behind me. I turned to see Darlington and Carla. "And I eat human meat", Carla said. "Oh right, she's a zombie. Well it's settled then!" I clapped. "We are going to go shopping in the seventh dimension for dragon, nymph and lizardman meat for your dad. Then the grave yard for Carla." I stopped. "Ehh... darling,  what do you eat?" He gave a stern face and said "The wings of a black pheonix born from a planet's core!" Everyone in the room went silent with confusion. Then he burst out laughing. "So you are kidding, right?* I asked, not wanting to get whatever it was he just mentioned. "Yeah, I eat normal food." I sighed, heavily relieved. "But how do you... eat? You know... with your neck missing... and your head not connected to your body?" He looked at me confused for a second then said "Oh!" then put his head up on his shoulders, where it floated. He opened the fridge, picked up an apple then took a bite. They watched as the bitten piece fell from under his head and disappeared into the hole where his neck should be. "It's settled." I grabbed then by the wrists and said "Shopping we go!"

Later that night before dinner**

"WOOOWWW! What happened to dad?!He looks five now?!" I glanced over at Dara who was beaming and smiled and said, "I took food from him, he'll be back to normal after dinner."

At dinner**

I heard Carla asking Darlington what succubi eat and what the white stuff I was slurping from my bottle was. "It's cream." I replied with a smile as I pat Dara on the head . while he smiled too, too wide in fact *don't make it obvious*.

my name is Lilith and I have a perfect family.

My name is Lilith. I'm a succubus. More precisely, the mother of all demons and the right hand man of Beelzebub. I'm married to a dark high elf and we live in the post apocalyptic earth. Together, we always wanted to make our own family, but due to a curse from God, I'm unable to bear children. But that didn't stop us. We have four adopted children. And I think my family is perfect.

"Look at your books. They all have a start and an end. Philosophy 101 . everything that has a beginning , has an end . Except numbers and that's why I hate math. Your math teacher is out sick so I'm going to be your substitute today. Who wants to go to a strip club".

the boys in the class cheered. "but we still have to learn something." tsh, the boys all muttered.

"Everything that has a beginning has an end. Even happiness. So enjoy it while it lasts. Everytime it comes to you . Enjoy it. Because one day , you'll be sitting on an office table in your cleaning job. Waiting for your co worker . Feeling horribly sad and wanting to cry but unable to. Sad that your happiness or life was a farce and contemplating jumping out the window". one girl chipped "sounds oddly specific mam".I felt vein pop on my head." who are you calling mam? I'm not that old anyway."

"Some of you are here because your parents put you through school. Some Because you have a dream, others want to make a life for themselves. But I want you to know . No matter how old we grow. Supernatural or not. One day you'll die. Those little things you overlooked. Breathing, sunlight, rain ,hugs , small talk with your loved ones. You won't have it anymore.

That's just how cruel the design is. So if you were that cleaner. Would you jump?". Some of the students raised their hands. I saw one girl in the back raising hers like she wanted to but didn't want to and I pointed at her. she stood up and spoke in a rush "I don't think it will ever get easy but I don't think the cleaner Should jump cause .you are proof of an afterlife and that means there's no way that's gonna be better cause everybody sins. Dying isn't a way out anymore because of the uncertainty of afterlife. So maybe it hurts, maybe you are sad that things didn't turn out ok. but I think this place is better because at least you have control. even if the smallest.yoy have control over what happens next." she quickly sat down after wards leaving the class silent.I stood there staring at the class alitte surprised by the analogy. "TO THE STRIP CLUB!!!!".I yelled before teleporting the cheering class .

*Later that day*

I begun to listen closely from the kitchen, when I heard Carla who almost never talks speak this late afternoon. It sounded like she was in the living room talking to Dara.

D- Dar- Da? ...hmm. She stopped after trying to think of what exactly to call him. He spoke, "Call me Da if that's what makes you comfortable. Nobody's rushing you or expects anything of you." It sounded like he had just turned his attention from his book and his voice was reassuring and calm.She now cleared her voice a little and spoke.

"Da! I... I want to show you..." She begun to sound a litte flustered. "Da... I want to show my *****!!!"

I and Dara choked on water simultaneously. "What?" He replied in a very confused and disturbed tone. She begun to talk again. "Well... It's really warm and hairless. It's also grey and I heard from other girls it's supposed to be pink when it's hairless. So I want you to take a look. To... to see if something is wrong." She ended there in a low embarrassed tone.

I couldn't begin to guess the look on Dara's face. But he spoke in a disturbed tone. "Why are you telling me?! I mean your-your mother! YES! Your mother can deal with this better." He ended with satisfaction in his voice.

But after a moment of silence, he sighed. Then I heard him get up as their footsteps sounded towards Carla's bedroom. The expression on my face couldn't be discribed when I heard Dara say, It doesn't look that bad, it's probably grey because it's a zombie, it feels normal", followed by a moan from Carla.

"Mom!" Darlington startled me from behind. "Mom why are your claws out?" He shrieked when I turned to look at him. "Why are your eyes glowing?" I listened closely one last time as I heard Carla say in an embarassed voice, "You can come in here and play with it whenever you want."

"Mom?!" Darlington said again and shrieked when I turned to look at him. "Why are your fangs and horns out?"

As he finished speaking, I warped into Carla's bedroom with a battle stance and immediately drooped as I saw her and Dara playing with a little zombie cat. Carla tried patting it on the head and it scratched her, leading to her letting out a moan.

Dara took a look at me and said, "Is dinner ready?" I felt lost for a second, quickly retracting my claws and horns before remembering what I was doing in the kitchen and warping back there.

"Mom?" Darlington said as I appeared and slapped my face.

my name is Lilith and I have a perfect family.