Red White and Royal Blue
Ep 1
It was a story book ceremony inside the Westminster Abbey where the future king of England, prince Philip, Duke of Cambridge married his childhood sweetheart Martha Fitzroy
Thousands came to cheer the couple and to cheer the prince's Younger brother, prince Henry. Affectionately knows as prince of England's heart
And their younger sister, princess Beatrice whom all the world adores
The wedding reception boasts a ton of international guests
Including Alex Claremont Diaz
The charismatic son of American president
Also representing the US is Nora Holleran. The vice presidents granddaughter
New reporter: Mr Claremont Diaz is often referred to as the American prince Henry
Nora
*listening to the radio*
Nora
they're talking about us
Alex
Hey! Here's an idea instead
Alex
How about we skip the party tonight and go do touristy things instead?
Nora
No! Are you crazy! I wanna see the Buckingham Palace. Don't you?
Nora
Okay you e been yucking my yum all day. What's going on with you?
Alex
it's the whole... prince Henry comparison thing...
Alex
*turns in his seat* He's spent his entire life attending fancy events like this! he was trained for this
Alex
*sighs* I feel like...if I use the wrong fork at dinner... they're just gonna eat me alive
Nora
Just remember...you're handsome and charming and everyone loves you
Alex
*standing in line next to other royals*
princess Beatrice
*Smiling and greetings people alongside Henry"
Henry
*whispers" when the world revolution happens it will be because of this wedding
princess Beatrice
Oh shit up Henry and get in the spirit of things
princess Beatrice
*greeting people* oh hello...hi!
Alex
*peeks over everyone to see them approaching*
Henry
The cake alone costs 75,000 pounds!
Henry
They practically had to break down the doors to get it in
Henry
*chuckles* It's obscene
Nora
*slaps Alex to get him to stand straight*
Nora
*smiling* you're not gonna wanna hear this but that prince Henry is so yummy
Alex
Nora no! He such a snob I don't know man
Nora
If was were to go for a rich white boy he's the rich white boy I'd go for
Alex
But he's the worst kind of rich white boy
Nora
he's a prince Alex...he's literally entitled
princess Beatrice
*spots Alex*
princess Beatrice
Oh you know what's obscene...
princess Beatrice
How attractive the presidents son is...
princess Beatrice
Have you ever met him?
Henry
he's very... animated
Alex
He's the worlds rudest person
Henry
he's the worlds most irritating person
Alex
also, I swear he's not 6'2
Henry
*greeting people* it's wonderful to see you
princess Beatrice
*shakes hand with Alex*
princess Beatrice
Nice to meet you
Alex
*smiles* Nice to meet you as well
princess Beatrice
*turns to Nora* I have heard so much about you!
princess Beatrice
*takes her hand* you're sticking with me tonight
princess Beatrice
Come on here we go!
Ep 2
Alex
*forces smile* how's it going?
Henry
*ignores and walks off*
Alex
*clears throat and looks around in disbelief*
Everyone talking at the party
Alex
*drinking Infront of a large mirror*
Alex
*thinking and looking around*
Alex
*walks off and grabs a drink from the bartender* I'll take that...
Alex
*walks around the hall and slumped down on a sofa clearly drunk*
Alex
*looks over at Henry talking to someone near the large cake* Henry!
Alex
*gets up and walks over to him glass in hand*
Alex
*stumbles over to him* long time no see
Alex
*smiling* Killer wedding man!
Henry
*serious* glad you're enjoying yourself
Alex
*takes a sip* Ah who doesn't love a little Mozart
Alex
*looks over to Henry*
Henry
Actually it's Schubert
Alex
*bumps into the cake table* Although you got to wonder how many families you could feed with that cake costs
Henry
Probably not as many if we put your shoes on auction
Henry
*goes on to talk to some guests*
Alex
Rude! *grabs his glass which got some frosting on it from the cake"
Alex
Tell me something your majesty
Henry
*turns around* Yes Alex
Alex
*hides his glass and hands behind his back*
Alex
Uhh did your parents send you to snobbery school or does looking down on people comes naturally to you
Henry
*steps towards him* well I'm your case I would say that it's rather inevitable
Alex
We are the same height!
Henry
*sarcastic* if you say so Alex
Alex
You too your majesty!
Henry
Actually it's your royal highness
Henry
Your majesty is reserved for the king
Alex
*sarcastic* Oh thank you for the etiquette lesson
Henry
you're desperately in need of one!
Alex
You know what! *grabbed his shoulder with his hand covered in frosting*
Henry
*turns head to see his clothes in frosting*
Henry
*gasps seeing his clothes*
Alex
*tries to take the frosting off*
Beatrice and Philip watching from far
Henry
*quickly pushed Alex off and took out a handkerchief*
Alex
I can fix this... just give me your handkerchief
Alex
*trying to clean it off*
Alex
*trying to pull the handkerchief*
Philip signals the guards
Alex
*falls back in the cake table*
Henry
*falls too over Alex*
table breaks and cake falls over
Ep 3
Table breaks and cake falls over
Henry
*turned over and covered himself*
Cake falls over both of them as people watched in horror
princess Beatrice
*chuckles* oh..
???
*secretly took a photo*
Picture spreads all over the news as the cake incident
Alex's mother
Darling you've done some pretty stupid stuff in your day, but this...
Alex's mother
Oh! you hear that Zahra? He's opening with a joke
Zahra
Maybe he can host the correspondent's dinner next year
Alex's mother
I sent you to London with some pretty simple instructions
Alex's mother
Represent the family at the royal wedding and don't cause an international incident
Alex's mother
An urge I currently share with the price
Alex's mother
We have spent the last three years negotiating a trade deal with his majesty's government
Alex's mother
Thousands of hours, gallons of tea
Alex's mother
Before this weekend I had a higher approval rate than the prime minister
Alex's mother
Hell I was out polling the Spice Girls! And overnight you've managed to undo all of that
Alex
Ma! You know by next week no one is going to be talking about this anymore
Alex
And really no reasonable person is gonna pay attention to that article
Alex's mother
*sits down on her couch and pulls up the newspaper with that article*
News reporter: the British people deserve better from our closest ally than this juvenile stunt, and it certainly casts a pall over our negotiations
Alex's mother
I'm on the ballot again in 14 months and I need the farming exports and the manufacturing jobs that this deal provides to take Midwest voters
Alex
I'd argue you don't actually need Midwest and there's a path to reelection with the...you don't want to hear from me today
Alex's mother
What I need from you, sunshine of my heart is some good old fashioned damage control
Alex's mother
*stand up* Zahra will explain everything
Alex
I'm really sorry mom...
Alex's mother
*turns around* I know you are baby. that's why I need you to fix it
Zahra
*hits him with the pillow*
Zahra
*chasing him* Asshole! Idiot!
Alex
*running* what are you..? Stop!
Zahra
you're flying back to London tonight!
Zahra
To undo all the damage you've done!
Zahra
The Whitehouse and the palace are going to release a joint statement
Zahra
Explaining that what happened at the wedding was a complete misunderstanding
Zahra
And despite rarely having time another, you and prince Henry are in fact close personal friends and have been for the last several years
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