Aritsu: But ma~ I don't wanna go do the grocery shopping besides I am meeting my friends to go at a restaurant. So maybe next time?

Cutsi: Who do you think you are you really think you can talk back to me you know what if you don't do as I say you will never read manga ever again and no anime for a whole month!

Aritsu: Ok,ok! I'm sorry, bye~ mom (shut's door) sigh why mom got to me so grumpy today, she's basically black mailing me besides I wasn't lying.

Man: No one's moves or I shoot!

Police: don't move.

Man: ahh! (Gun shot)

Girl I: ahhhh!

Aritsu: shit (jump) ah... (Cough out blood) is this really the end..... ???:Hmm~ w... Where am I and why am I.... Ahhhh why am I a flipping unicorn!

Man: I think I heard a unicorn come brother s and let us search the forbidden forest.

Oh no no no no!

Man:

I found it!

???:Ahh! (Opens eyes) why am I in a cage (crying) I don't wanna die. (Trembling)

Man: oh this is for 2 wood (smiles)

???: Who are they and why do they only have skirts! They don't even l.... OMG those abbs hmph dang..... Buy me wait I can't talk of course I'm a unicorn but looks like he's coming my way perfect. His face is even more handsome up close ~

Ming: I'll buy this unicorn please.

Man: oh a unicorn they are very rare that would be... One diamond!

Ming: here you go then.

Man: Huuuuuuuuh (snut coming out the nose)

Thank the gods oh no he's picking me up!

Ming: hello there little angel.

Oh God his abbs are rock hard wait did he just call me angel (blushes)

At the house:

Why is this house look so boring wait the inside looks so modern! maa! This is great so much space!

Ming little angel calm down the ceremony is in 2 days.

Jeez: he could have said welcome home or blah blah blah why is he so stiff he's handsome but boring sigh (running) bump! Ahh! hmm what was...... that.

Man: who is this, is this one of your magical animals again you know they always end up dying and stop wasting wood wait this unicorn is worth a diamond Ming... What did you do this time your just a child make sure you get ready for the ceremony from early out!

Sorry dad..... I just felt you know connected and I am a grown man don't let me tell mom.

What on earth are they talking about don't they see that I'm right here they are basically no they are ignoring me! Maaah!

Ming: huh? Are you hungry my little angel?

What no! Maaah! Oh I can't talk sigh~ He's gonna give me weird food duh? Hm?this so well why is this so modern! In the manga jewels plums they said that they were not modern.