"Hahahaha...Billy you are soo funny!" Elise said. "Be your girlfriend?? Why sure! I can be your girlfriend! I know how to cook, clean and probably clean that cream way better than others, hahaha!" Elise was about to kiss Billy when her science teacher saw her...

"Elise Regina! What are you doing with my human anatomy figure!!"

"Hi Ms!".

Elise ran out of the classroom and her teacher followed her...

"Get back here!!" her teacher shouted..

Elise outrun the teacher..and said to herself

"I, Elise Regina, am beautiful I am forgivable..I am..."

"I am Lovable!!" Elise shouted

The people in the reception are silent...

"Uhhhh...show this lady the exit please.." the host said. The bride was surprised and pale for what Elise said. Her friends came up to her and scolded her.

"Girl, what was that??" asked by Maine

"What was what?" Elise rebutled

"What you said?? That was really not appropriate and necessary Elise, and it can ruin the future of our catering business!!"

"Well the bride told me to say some comments about her and even though she smelled like a bomb, she still got a husband, how lucky!!"

"Well, you can make fun of her all you want but not now! That was really stupid!"

Maine knocked Elise's head

"Owww..."

"Next time, think before you speak!! Ahem"

Maine went back to the party

~•After the party•~

Everyone was cleaning up when the bride came up to Elise who was removing cloths from the tables and taking the dirty dishes to the sink.

"I don't know if you were holding grudges against me, but making THAT comment was really unnecessary!! You're lucky my husband doesn't care about my B.O but you better watch your manners next time!! Humph!!"

"Elise! You du*ba$$! Why did you have to say that??" said by Carine "got carried away from your flashback with Billy"

"Hahaha sort of??"

While Elise was washing the dishes she got carried away daydreaming...again

"Carine..What are you doing underneath the teacher's table??"

"I'm looking at the magazines that the teacher hides..It looks like she is reading something educational but she's actually looking at magazines behind it..m''

"Do you want to be a model Carine??"

"Yes. When I grow up..I'll lose all this belly fat then I'll be a model how about you..what do you want to be when you grow up Elise??"

"When I grow up?.. Any jobs that are available..I'll take it..as long as I have a good family and a loving husband.."

"Elise...Elise!!" Carine hit her head!

"Oww..why did you have to do that!!"

"Dum*head! You're wasting all of the reception water! They are charging us, a small catering company to pay for their water!"

"Didn't the bride and groom payed for the reception??"

"Yah! But they want US to pay as well because YOU are wasting all of their water!!

"Ohh..sorry..sorry!"

Carine noticed that Elise was sad..

"Hurry up..I'll bring you to your favorite place of all!"

"Really?!?!"

Elise hurried up washing the dishes..

(What Is Elise's favorite place?)

After cleaning up Elise, Carine and Maine all headed to Elise's favorite place

"Yay! The bar!! Hey there buddy! Two bottles of beer!"

The guy gave them beer and peanuts..

"You know it was actually funny when Elise commented on Ivory's B.O, I mean you did have a point! You should love a lady as it is..Not for their B.O!" Maine said while munching on some peanuts

"But it was dumb of you to do that!" said by Carine

"Yo..your boyfriends are here!"

Maine and Carine's boyfriends have arrived. All of them talked about the day they had..and after a few shots..Maine and Carine was dancing with their boyfriends..while Elise was their watching the both of them have fun.

"Maine and Carine are probably soo happy with their guys.. while I'm here...whining over by the fact that they are shoving their each others faces..the next thing you know..they'll try making a BABY!!"

"Sigh! I need to get some fresh air!"

Elise was sobering up when she saw two couples talking dirty..

"Ha! Look at that! That girl looks like a woman in the brothel..selling her v@gina!"

The two couples looked at her glaring..

"What! It's true! You were talking about Banana Cream Pie!"

"Baby, Ignore that middle aged woman that obviously need to get a life!!"

"How about you get a job!!"

Elise was walking with her beer in hand when she saw a lady selling t-shirts.

"Hi Ma'am! Check out the t-shirts! They are popular amongst the youth!" said by the saleslady in the street

"This clothing?!?! Popular among the youth?!?!

Tsk. This types of clothing can disown parents."

She read one of the t-shirt's statement..

"I love it when you try hard to push it in?!?!....Jesus Lord!! What is this?!?! NO wonder the youth is crazy.."

"Miss I'm doing business here..If you're here to make fun of them..you can leave! Scram!"

"Fine! I never liked your t-shirts anyways!!"

She was walking in the sidewalk when she saw two couples kissing one another..

"Oh..come on! Can't you do that in a motel??"

She passed by two dogs doing doggy..

"Even dogs?!?!" she yelled scaring the two dogs away."

She passed by two roaches doing it.

"Jesus..Lord! Even roaches are flexing that they have a xxx life WAY better than me!!"

"Really, Elise..You are even jealous of roaches?!?! They barely have any brain..so of that a heart to love on another..They just keep producing roaches on and on so that they can annoy us humans!!" said by Carine who was driving the car..

"Just get inside the car!!" shouted by Maine.

"I think out of all the single people, I'm the most saddest!!" said by Elise..unaware as she's drunk.

"Ughh!! It stinks in here..Elise how many beer did you order??"

"About a dozen??"she said, getting dizzy and about to vomit..

"Ohh..Sh1tt..I just cleaned my car inside and out just so it can look neat for Ivory's wedding and I don't want Elise puking on it!! Somebody!! give her a bag to.."

Before Carine could finish speaking...puke..was all over the backseat and in the pants of his boyfriend..

"Uhhh..Carine??"

"Your gonna be fine Nick..Ahh It's soo stinky in here..Somebody bring her out..here we are in her home!!"

"Hi Mrs. Regina...here's your daughter.."

"Oh thank you..Oh gosh she's heavy..Elise! Elise! Get up!"

"Oh..hi Ma!"

"Elise, sober up..you're really heavy!!"

"Yeah! Ma!"

Carina and Maine's boyfriends have brought Elise to her room.

"Uh thanks for the help.."

"Uh..no problem Mrs. Regina."

Regina looked at her child and sighed, kissed her goodnight and left the room

~•The Next Day•~

"Ohh..what the f happened?? Oh..my hair's a mess, (sniff sniff) Ahh...I smell like puke and hard liquor..Gotta freshen up for work.."

Elise took a bath and cleaned up her puke and smelly room.

"Ahh much better!" she said to herself

"Elise! Come down here my darling baby!!"

"Coming!!"

She went downstairs and she saw a guy standing next to her mama..

"Ma! You got another boyfriend??"

"And this one is even better than the last one!!"

"Ma.. You're always changing your boyfriends.. can't you be more faithful and just choose one??"

"Hey..It was not me that broke up with them..it was them that broke up with me.."

She looked at her daughter and her daughter is looking at the floor looking unhappy..

"Did you eat breakfast??"

"Ohh....Not yet I don't have the time..I'm gonna be late to work..bye Ma!"

"Don't forget your lunch and water dear.."

"Ohh...thanks Ma!!"

She ran downstairs to go to the bus stop when her mom screamed from the balcony

"Bye..Dear..I love you!"

She ignored her word and ran to the bus stop.

"She must hate me for having a new man..."

"Elise, over here!!" Her friends waving at her at their bus.

Their catering crew is about to pick up kids at the orphanage to go to museums..

They picked up the kids, did a roll call of everyone on board..and went off

The kids were excited to go to a museum. The catering crew is giving the kids activities, interacting with them while Elise is asleep..

"Hey, you..sit down, the bus is still driving..

~• A few hours later •~

Alright kids, get off the bus.. let's explore this place!

The kids were excited and Maine woke up Elise.

"Hey, Hey get up!!"

"Wha-What??"

"Were already here!! No wonder this place is stinky..your v@gin@ was making this stink!"

Elise and Maine got off the bus..and Elise still sleepy finds a place to sit and sat down.. Moments later..

"Hey..Hey.. You're from the catering crew right??"

"Oh..hello your the nun from the orphanage right??"

"Yep. Sit down..Sitting down with your legs WIDE OPEN for the whole world to see??"

"I don't get it..If God really don't favor humans..why is it that I don't have a boyfriend??"

"Maybe because he has alloted a time for that.. that's why you need to wait..good things happens for those who wait you know.."

"Want a drink??"

"What is that??"

"Ohh..beer??"

"No thank you.."

"You know..I think I can never be like you guys..I know you have a crush on someone...who is it..who is it..."

"Well I do have a crush on..."