Kahan Se Laao Intelligence?
Shiya&Ari v/s the weird proposal gang
𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒇𝒖𝒏
𝒏𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒎 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅
𝑫𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒖𝒔
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
*smacks shiya's head* hatt meko bolne de
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
🗿🗿shrm to hai ni sb dekh rhe hain
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
chl start kr timepass mt kr 🔪😒
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
🎤today we will talk about- some weird proposals of peeps ,as u should have already gotten idea after reading chapter name
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
not all but some even u might know people like that 🗿🤚🏻no offence
Scene: A random guy in DMs
Guy: "Hey bby u got a map? Coz I just got lost in ur eyes 😘"
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
Map toh chhod, bhai tu GPS ho ke bhi wrong direction mein jaa raha hai.
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
Lost in her eyes? Beta aankhein hai, Andheri cave nahi. Torch leke jaa zara.
Scene: Insta Comment Section Proposal
Guy: “I’d fight 100 lions just to see your smile.”
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
Bhai ek lizard dekh ke tune chappal phek di thi, lions kahan se lad lega?
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
Tu smile ke liye zoo jaa beta, wahan lion bhi milega aur dhoka bhi nahi.
Scene: Insta Story Reaction
Guy: "Marry me or I’ll die single."
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
Toh marle bro, shaadi ka card bhi waste na ho.
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
Tu single hai kyunki tera rizq low hai, na ki meri haan ka wait.
Scene: Cringe Pickup Line Guy
Guy: “You must be pizza, cuz you’re hot & I want a slice.”
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
agr wo pizza hoti toh tujhe ‘out for delivery’ mark karke reject karti.
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
Slice chhod bhai, tu toh plate bhi nahi sambhal sakta.
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
Of this chapter
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
But we'll come again soon with new rollercoaster of fun
Insta dudes
💬 Scene 1: DM Disaster – Insta Dulha Edition 🕛 2:36 AM
📩 Incoming message from: badboy_xx
"Hey bby... u luk lyk da gal I wanna marry 😍💍💘"
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
bhai tu shaadi kar raha hai ya giveaway chalu hai? "Like karo, DM bhejo, Dulha bano" type vibes? 🤡💀
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
*Reyvaan joins the roast*
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
Ladka itna fast chal raha hai, mujhe lag raha kal tak kisi ke bday cake pe "Will you marry me?" likhwa dega. 🎂💍
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
Aur ladki ka naam kya hai, bhai? Ya bas "User123" dekh ke mohabbat ho gayi? 🫠😂
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
Yeh woh type ka hai jo ladki ke profile pic pe "Mashallah sister" likhega... aur ek ghante baad "Marry me queen 🥺" daal dega. 🤧👑
📩 Next message from: future_mr.right
"Tum meri zindagi ka woh hissa ho jise main kabhi mila nahi, par mehsoos karta hoon. 🥺❤️"
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
Translation: "Main kisi ko nahi jaanta, par meri fanfiction wali duniya mein har ladki meri hone wali biwi hai." 😭📚
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
Bhai tere dialogues itne recycled hain ki Alia Bhatt bhi kahegi, "Main toh yeh Kabir Singh mein sun chuki hoon." 🫢🎬
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
Plot twist – ladki ka reply: "Bhai main 13 ki hoon."
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
Aur iske baad bhai ka status – "Dil tod diya usne, ab toh sirf gym aur dard mera saathi hai..." 🏋️♂️💔
[Scene: Instagram DM chat window - girl's profile pic is a flower, name is ‘𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔_𝑺𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆']
Random Dude (username: Romeo_2.0):
🧠💔 "I saw your comment on CarryMinati’s video... tum waise bhi meri destiny ho. I love you, let’s marry and move to Shimla."
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
👁️👁️ Excuse me, Shimla tak toh Google Maps bhi naam poochh ke le jaata hai, tu kaun hai bhai?
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
💀 Bro ne toh bas ek comment dekhke rishta bhej diya, agle reel pe shaadi ka card bhi bhej dega—‘Shaadi at 7, reception in comments at 8’.
Random Dude:
😩 “Tum ho hi itni cute, main toh deewana ho gaya hu…”
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
kya deewana? Tu toh pura mental asylum ka chairperson lag raha hai.
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
isse pyaar nahi infection kehte hain, aur iska ilaaj block button hai.
*Both Shiya & Reyvaan walk out of chat, dramatic sunglasses drop, roast complete.*
💬 End Note:
Some peeps be out here falling in love faster than WiFi connects in cafés.
Stay safe, stay sane, don’t fall for “I love you” from someone who doesn’t even know your real name 😭
The Proposal Trolls
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
🎤And New reasons for laughing
[Scene: Instagram comments under a random girl’s pic — profile pic is a cute dog, username: ‘𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒂_𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝟹’]
Proposal Guy 1 (username: LoveStruck_101):
💬 “Babe, tumhari smile dekh ke mera dil pool mein kood gaya. Marry me?”
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
👀 Pool mein kood gaya? Matlab emergency mein ambulance bulani padegi ya first aid? Thoda sambhal ke bol.
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
💀 Agar dil pool mein kood sakta hai, toh tera dimag se swimming seekh le, bro.
Proposal Guy 2 (username: Romantic_Raja):
💬 “Agar tumhari aankhon mein kho jaaun toh main tumhara Romeo ban jaaun?”
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
😎 Bas itna hi? Romeo banna hai toh pehle thoda Shakespeare padh le, warna dialogue se zyada comedy lagega.
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
Romeo banna hai? Pehle apni acting sudhar, warna Juliet bhi tujhe skip karegi.
Proposal Guy 3
(username: DesiDon_Love):
💬 “Shaadi karo, tumhare bina life incomplete hai. Tum meri jaan ho."
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
Dude, life incomplete hai toh Netflix ka subscription lele, shaadi se pehle thoda apna life complete kar.
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
Life incomplete? Bhai, apne bank balance ko check kar, waha toh zero hi milega.
Proposal Guy 4 (username: Forever_Alone):
💬 "Tumhari aankhon mein toh chand bhi sharma jaye, tum meri zindagi mein aao."
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
🌙 Chand toh mera bhai bhi nahi hai, toh tumhare aane se kya hoga? Pehle apni duniya sambhalo.
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
Zindagi mein tum aaye ya na aaye, itna toh pakka hai ki WhatsApp status pe apni problems daalte rahoge.
Proposal Guy 5 (username: Dilwale_Dilruba):
💬 “Jab se tumhe dekha, mera dil bas tumhara ho gaya, shaadi kab karni hai?"
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
Bro, tumhara dil toh waise bhi sabki ghanti bajata hai, pehle thoda loyalty seekh.
𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂
Shaadi ki baat mat kar, pehle apni chat replies fast kar.
Proposal Guy 6 (username: DramaKing_007):
💬 "Tum mere liye ek pal ki khushi nahi, zindagi bhar ka sukoon ho."
𝑹𝒆𝒚𝒗𝒂𝒂𝒏
Sukoon chahiye toh meditation kar, tumhari baatein sun ke migraine aata hai.
𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒂 (𝑨𝒓𝒊)
Pal ki khushi bhi nahi de sakta, toh zindagi bhar ka sukoon kaise dega, bhai?
*Shiya, Reyvaan & Ari drops 🎤 together and exit the comment section*
💬 End Note:
Proposals ki duniya mein sabse bada plot twist? Jab comments zyada dramatic ho than actual love stories.
Swipe left on cringe, swipe right on self-respect.
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