it's kind of like this look it's kind of as if Mary-Kate and Ashley are one of the same but not at the same freaking time or if Lindsay lohan's mother kept calling for her twin sister that just never existed that she knew was I mean damn like her mom has different eyeballs that's all I'm saying

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WOODY'S THE PROBLEM: A TOY STORY ROAST “Look, everyone thinks they need a Buzz to escape—but really, it’s just to deal with their damn Woody. Funny how one screws you over, and the other helps you forget it.” “Every time we try to move forward in life, here comes Woody—stiff, clingy, wearing a cowboy hat, acting like he’s special. No one asked for that energy.” “Woody’s that ex who keeps popping up like he owns the room. Dude, you’re not the main character anymore—some of us choose Buzz now. And it's not just the wings, if you know what I mean.” "Having a Woody used to be exciting, now it just signals poor decision-making. Give me a Buzz—at least that leads to fun, not heartbreak.” "Woody's always saying, 'There's a snake in my boot'—nah bro, that's just your toxic masculinity trying to slither out." “You ever notice folks always chase Buzz when Woody’s around? That’s what happens when your emotional support toy keeps causing emotional damage.” “If Woody’s the ride-or-die type, then I’d rather die. At least with Buzz, you might crash—but hey, he flies. Or falls with style—still better than clinging to a cowboy complex.”

or maybe this whole finding self-respecting that shocked the hell out of me too don't worry maybe just made me realize that it could be anybody like quite literally someone just has to get off their ass and actually want me or want to give a s*** better yet

okay there's a chance that they can be my kid and if that's the case it's not a love thing it's a what the actual f*** thing

I get you're supposed to blame your parents for everything but if that's the case I'm not your mom lol

no consider me like a nan

you were these granddaughter you guys aren't one of the same the old lady ornament was me

Benson Russian roulette

I can't go to have babies

Scene Summary – “The One With Joey’s Big Break” (Season 5, Episode 22): The gang is playing a game where they ask each other questions to see how well they know one another. Phoebe is visibly annoyed with Ross, but she can’t remember why. The conversation goes something like this: - Ross: “Phoebe, why are you mad at me?” - Phoebe: “I don’t know… but I am!” - They continue playing the game, and Phoebe suddenly has a revelation. - Phoebe: “Wait! I remember now. We were playing chess on a frozen lake. You took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz. Then Halle Berry tried to rip off your mask but it wouldn’t come off… That’s when I realized — it was a dream!”

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Ya hi

okay so we end the world because of a dream right?!

look I know the government f***** y'all up but like you can't be that f****** stupid

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how long have you been away from your butthole if you answer that question anything other than I can't leave my butthole and my eyes would just been very lost and confused I'm going to slap somebody

the real butterfly effect butterfly fly away better yet realize you can't fly away and f****** kick someone's ass until they let your eyeballs go back

yes you're the real zombie apocalypse is the government created ones hi meet my family

Cop IE aka covered op the pulled blind so they can be tortured with every f****** person in their God damn life raped abused whatever the government chooses so everyone around you is poisoned quite literally and MK Ultra

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so like I said I f****** dare you to use my kids in a school shooting I f****** dare you

so you were getting amusing because you thought I was the one being pulled now I'm done with all of you

now mind you these messages are mixed with a lot of b******* because their government is disgusting but aside from the fact that I've amnesia I still believe I'm better than that Matt Fraser and here's why because I actually go to the mat for mine! and for their idiots but they're too selfish to do the same!

Matt no more time for the bitty bugs to bite wake up sleepy head I'm going to tell her I'm your grandmother but happy opposite Day- Betty white

Matt Frazier here's a clue no one's ever died talk to your people through the f****** static it's government AC but tell them all not to speak if I'm correct I dare you

what the what the goddamn silence speak for itself

I should clarify that I spoke to her twice in one day quite literally I could tell when it was government b******* and when it was actually them cuz I was literally moving the entire city of Waterford skit yeah recollecting re co LL ect I ng

the titanics underneath there if you'd like to see it the government can see it but they can't get to it and it makes them mad so they're acting like childish dick holes and begging me to end it instead of save it

but now would be the time to doubt me for sure it's not like everybody's actual existence is on the line

you see us things we don't have to worry cuz things don't go extinct animals however like all of you.... Hi