How I Tamed the Tyrant Emperor
Draft
I'm an angel 👼👼😇
this was a random idea hope you love it
Mrs Chen
Lena! Lena! Get up!
Lena
*groans* who let the dogs out?... *wraps herself in a blanket like a burrito*
Mrs Chen
💢💢 what nonsense are you saying girl? get up this instant!
Lena
*muffled* I... Can't... Gravity hates me...
Mrs Chen
*sighs grabs her slipper with deadly intent*
Lena
AHH!!! I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!😓 *flails underneath the blanket*
Mrs Chen
Now get up! We have to open the bakery
Mrs Chen
Just... Go get ready, child
Lena
*sighs dramatically*
*pulls the blanket over her head again* it's definitely too early for me to be awake.
Mrs Chen
*💢💢💢💢* Are you still asleep?!
Lena
*drags herself to the washroom*
Lena
Okay... who was that woman? And why does she call me Lena?
Also, why is this bathroom basically a stone box with a. Bucket? Maybe it's a lucid dream
Lena
Honestly, if this is a lucid dream, it's doing a terrible job. My life choices are on full display and there's a frog. Why is there a frog in the corner?
Lena changes after taking her bath
Lena
It took me ages to get into this. *looks at the kimono* oh well... If this is a lucid dream, I can pretty much do anything.
I'm an angel 👼👼😇
Hope this was worth giving a try 🤧🤧
chapter 2
I'm an angel 👼👼😇
hope you enjoy this chapter
Mrs Chen
You're finally down, girl! Get to work!
Lena
Work? (*in thoughts* if this is a lucid dream, I can just tell this lady I don't want to)
Mrs Chen
What are you standing there for? Get to work!
Lena
pardoneth, fair madam, but my hands are not suited for kneading dough or such infernal bakery tasks!
*waves dramatically using her best medieval English*
Mrs Chen
Why speak in such foolish manner, child? I said get to work! No time for slacking!
Lena
Well... I simply don't want to
Mrs Chen
What did you say, child?!
Mrs Chen
*grabs a spoon and swing with deadly precision*
Lena
Fine! Fine! I'll work in your infernal bakery.
Lena
*mutters* curse this lucid dream
Lena quickly gets to work by sweeping the bakery
Lena
(*in thoughts* if this is a lucid dream... maybe I can fly. *sings dramatically* I believe I can fly...)
She grabs the old wooden ladder they use to reach the rooftop, teetering it and praying she doesn't fall off.
Lena
Is this what it feels like to be invincible?
Chapter 3
I'm an angel 👼👼😇
hello there
Lena
*pauses the ladder wobbles softly*
*she climbs all the way to the top carefully stepped onto the curved tiles of the old fashioned rooftop, the type that looks like they might slide right off if she sneezes*
Lena
*Lena tiptoes to the edge balancing like a tightrope walker on a windy day*
*she takes a deep breath, flaps her arm like she's about to soar, and... The tiles creak ominously beneath her*
Lena
(*in thoughts* okay maybe "invincible" was an exaggeration. Probably should've stuck to sweeping)
Lena
But I can do this after all, this is a lucid dream! It's my world! I can do anything!
*she leaps off the curved rooftop tiles with dramatic flair... And land squarely in a carriage the kind always piled high with sacks of flour*
*the carriage wobbles dangerously under her weight, flour puffing into the air*
Lena
Maybe flying isn't for everyone
*she sits there flour covered, staring at the rooftop she jumped off from*
The puff of flour and a girl jumping off a rooftop drew a small crowd
Guards patrolling nearby rushed over trying to keep straight faces
*Before Lena could open her mouth to speak, she was scooped up by the very serious, very confused guards and dragged–flour and all– towards the emperors palace*
Lena
well this escalated quickly
Also, why does everyone take public humiliation so seriously
She tried to wiggle free but only succeeded in sending another flour into the guards faces
Lena
(*in thoughts* maybe I should have stayed on the ground or better yet in bed)
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