Playing Dnd Online
episode 1
Leonard
Ok boys welcome to game night
Sheldon
I can't wait I couldn't sleep last night
Leonard
yeah yeah kept me up
Howard
alright boys let's start
Raj
ok I'm gonna revive you guys
Howard
ok the games beginning
Leonard
alright I'm going north who's coming with me
Sheldon
no thanks I've got unfinished business with a black smith
Raj
no dude I'm gonna go explore a little
Howard
nah I'm gonna hit on hot chick's and female elfs in the tavern
Sheldon
alright I need wood
Leonard
ohh my fucking god
Sheldon
yeah I can't see the problem
Leonard
ok I'm going to a cave anyone wanna join
Leonard
we can have upgraded weapons
Leonard
we have to fight goblins
Raj
what are you fucking serious dude
Leonard
yeah and the goblin king
Howard
ok the gates of elsabub
Leonard
fuck there's alot of them
Leonard
Sheldon protect me
Sheldon
because I want the sword of elsabub
Leonard
dude fuck the sword and come help me
Raj
tonight I spice my meat with goblin blood
Sheldon
I'm the sword master
Sheldon
I got it there's no more sheldon good bye peasants
Leonard
Sheldon you let us die
Howard
seriously all over one fucking sword
Howard
I'm getting of fuck this shit
Draft
Leonard
ok guys come on game time
Howard
I'm still mad at you from last time
Sheldon
it's 8:08 and we're still not playing dungeons and dragons online
Howard
ok so what guest are we going on
Leonard
we're going to battle the evil wizard of azoroth
Leonard
what are you doing
Howard
I'm just sending a friend request to penny
Leonard
ohh my fucking god
Leonard
we're in his kingdom ok guys let's do this
Leonard
I'm going to the right
Raj
ok I'm hiding in a barrel
Sheldon
I'm going to the right
Howard
I took it out my ass where do you think
Sheldon
you took amber from your ass?
Sheldon
ohh I really need to understand it
Leonard
I'm in the throne room
Leonard
I'm getting attacked
Howard
me to sheldon vale of life now
Leonard
you gotta be fucking kidding me
Howard
fuck you sheldon your useless
Sheldon
I'm sorry snd I don't appreciate your language sir
Sheldon
ok this calls for rock paper scissor lizard spock
Leonard
just keep fighting
Howard
yes let's go I got it
Leonard
now we can divide it
Howard
nah fuck you I'm keeping it
Leonard
it's just one single fucking gold coin
Raj
because you'll sacrifice me for a damn sword
Leonard
I'm going to explore
Howard
I'm going into the tavern
Howard
because I'm hitting on the ladies
Sheldon
in dungeons and dragons listen to yourself
Leonard
penny you play dungeons and dragons
Howard
may I say you're character looks hot
Leonard
ok do you wanna explore with me
Howard
my things they're gone my sword of amber is gone leonard be honest did you take it
Raj
yeah sure blame the Indian guy
Penny
I didn't take your stuff
Howard
well I'm gonna find it
Sheldon
I would tell you but it seems that you don't share
Howard
Sheldon were's my stuff
Sheldon
I wouldn't tell you
Howard
bitch you have some fucking explaining to do
Sheldon
nah yeah have some listening to do
Sheldon
I have all of your stuff
Sheldon
in a secret location
Howard
Sheldon you have two seconds to tell me
Sheldon
no I just did jeez your dumber than a bag of rocks
Howard
you just said secret location were what fucking secret location
Sheldon
no not until you give us some of your gold
Leonard
I just found a owl bear
Howard
there's no fucking way
Raj
dude that's like one of the rarest creatures in dungeons and dragons
Leonard
it's half bear and half owl
Sheldon
injoying the search
Howard
sheldon I swear to god
Sheldon
no I'm not telling you
Sheldon
because you won't share your coins and as a punishment you will not get your stuff back
Howard
bitch you better give my stuff back or I'll fucking lose it
Sheldon
no leonard he won't share
Sheldon
to buy some new armor and weapons
Howard
because I don't want to
Howard
yeah deal with it bitch
Howard
Sheldon you better tell me now where's my stuff
Howard
well I'll burn your fucking base down
Howard
I will now give my stuff back
Howard
ok say goodbye to sheldon's castle
Howard
are you willing to risk it
Howard
thanks now put it back in my chest
Howard
what what's ohhh oh
Sheldon
I lost the map to the location
Howard
are you fucking serious
Howard
fuck off don't tell me to calm down
Leonard
ok were did you put howard's stuff sheldon
Sheldon
ohh ok well I can't remember
Sheldon
yeah what did I you know you have to start listening
Howard
fuck this I'm hoping off
Sheldon
Howard's just a wimp
Raj
ok guys I gotta hop off to my parents are calling it's doeggie time
Penny
see yah I'm gonna go window shop on e harmony
Draft
Leonard
Hey what's up sheldon
Sheldon
What's up leonard are raj and howard playing
Sheldon
Oh ok well what's this
Leonard
This is five nights at freddys
Sheldon
Five nights at freddys I never heard of it
Leonard
ok there is alot of jumpscares
Leonard
Yeah but don't be a pussy and play
Sheldon
Ok wait huh huh so your in a office
Leonard
Yeah the main objective is to survive the animatronics until six am
Leonard
Yeah I always have to go fucking first
Leonard
Yeah yeah sheldon don't get your panties in a bunch
Leonard
Ok so I'm looking on the cameras
Leonard
To check the animatronics
Sheldon
ok that makes since I love the celebrate poster with the bear chicken and bunny
Leonard
Yeah that's freddy chica bonnie
Sheldon
Ok so freddy is the bunny
Sheldon
no no wait the chicken
Leonard
Ugh no freddy is the bear
Leonard
The one with the top hat and bo tei
Sheldon
Ok and bonnie is the duck with the bib and cupcake right
Leonard
No it's the bunny and chica is a chicken not a duck you fucking dumbass
Leonard
Yeah ok I found her
Leonard
Standing in the bathroom hall
Leonard
Because I can't find the motherfucker anywhere on the camera
Sheldon
oh no we're doomed
Leonard
Shut the fuck up sheldon
Sheldon
Why they're moving
Leonard
Yeah oh ok chica is in the west hallway near my office
Sheldon
Oh crap close the door
Leonard
No I'm not going to close the door it drains alot of fucking power dumbass
Sheldon
I don't like that name
Sheldon
well your in danger
Leonard
ok oh fuck oh shit
Leonard
Chica is at my door I'm closing the security door
Sheldon
would it be a inconvenient time to tell you I told you so
Leonard
It's 6 am so yeah of course it's a fucking inconvenient time
Leonard
Night two here go sheldon
Sheldon
Ok well I hope you don't lose
Sheldon
It's just so I don't have to play
Sheldon
I'm just scared of the robots
Leonard
It's animatronics sheldon
Leonard
Bonnie is already in the east hall way
Sheldon
So I'm looking up for some new comic's books
Leonard
Oh great see if they have five nights at freddys
Leonard
Deal with it bitch
Leonard
Ok I'm so close to six am
Leonard
Yeah and I'm almost out of power
Leonard
I heard there's this fan made fnaf game called five nights at maggies
Leonard
Yeah we should play that to
Sheldon
Leonard your my buddy for the past twelve years so I'm going to say no
Sheldon
Because it's boring and scary
Leonard
I got jumps cared by bonnie
Leonard
Yeah you know what that means
Sheldon
No I'm sorry I sheldon lee cooper must decline
Sheldon
Because I don't want to
Leonard
Because everyone wants to see you play it
Leonard
Why so the great sheldon cooper is weak and scared
Sheldon
No I'm not weak and scared I have a possible explanation for why I don't wanna play
Leonard
Ok fine I'm getting tired anyway
Sheldon
Ok good night leonard
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