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#1

Tips: Make your own content and long press to send automatically.

Can I have your picture? So I can see you everyday in my Facemoji Keyboard App https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend (*´ω`*)♡

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

We’ve got really bad chemistry and I wasn’t a very good student. My palm reader said it would be really bad for me.

Your answer is between letters M and P.

I would never date someone who would like someone like me.

My palm reader said it would be really bad for me.

I know someone that would be a better fit for you. I’ll email you her information.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m sorry, but I’m not meant for you.

I know someone that would be a better fit for you. I’ll email you her information. The problem is not you. It’s me.

You are not my Spider-Man and I am not your Mary Jane. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m sorry, but I’m not meant for you. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m sorry, but I’m not meant for you. You are not my Spider-Man and I am not your Mary Jane.

I know someone that would be a better fit for you. I’ll email you her information.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m sorry, but I’m not meant for you.

I know someone that would be a better fit for you. I’ll email you her information.

Your answer is between letters M and P.

My palm reader said it would be really bad for me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m sorry, but I’m not meant for you.

#2

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.

I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

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