You Drive Me Crazy A**Hole
Episode 1: Shut up! Ashford
[ FOOTBALL FIELD - MORNING PRACTICE ]
Coach’s whistle blows. The air is cold, but Marcus is already shouting like a thunderstorm.
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Ashford! What was that pass?!
Lucian Ashford (A)
*rolls his eyes* It’s called strategy, Captain Ego!
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
It’s called trash!
Lucian Ashford (A)
Then maybe catch it next time!
Ethan Lennox (A)
*from the bench* Ah yes, true love disguised as murder.
Noah Montrose (E)
*grinning* I’m just here for the drama.
Marcus glares at him, grabs another ball, and throws it again — hard.
Lucian catches it like a pro,
Lucian Ashford (A)
*spins its once and smirk*
Lucian Ashford (A)
See? Talent. You should try it sometime.
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
You should try listening sometime!
Lucian walks closer, pointing at Marcus’ chest.
Lucian Ashford (A)
You think being captain means bossing everyone like you’re god.
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*steps forward too* You think acting cool makes you one.
Lucian Ashford (A)
Im cool..*smirk*
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
You are annoying
Ethan Lennox (A)
*to Noah* i swear one of them’s gonna explode.
Noah Montrose (E)
if they kiss, I’m recording it.
Ethan Lennox (A)
Bro, same.
(coach )Herdis (A)
*yelling* ENOUGH! Schwarz, Ashford — bathroom duty after practice! You two need teamwork!
Lucian Ashford (A)
*mock gasp* Did he just call this teamwork?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
I'll mop your face first
[ LATTER - LOCKER ROOM BATHROOM ]
Water dripping. Lucian’s half-singing while cleaning the mirror.
Marcus scrubbing the floor like it owes him money.
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
you missed a spot
Lucian Ashford (A)
ooh then?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
i swear, Ashford—
Lucian Ashford (A)
What? You gonna throw a mop at me again? *smirk*
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*dead serious* maybe
Lucian laughs, spins the mop like a sword.
Lucian Ashford (A)
Come on, Captain. Relax. It’s just a mop, not war.
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
it’s war when you’re in it. *smirk*
Lucian Ashford (A)
Oh please— *steps closer*—you’re always so uptight.
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Because I have to deal with you!
Lucian Ashford (A)
You’re welcome *smirks*
Marcus stares, jaw tight. Lucian’s grin doesn’t fade. The room goes quiet for a second.
Lucian Ashford (A)
*softly, teasing* Why are you looking at me like that?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Like what?
Lucian Ashford (A)
*smirk *Like you wanna-
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Shut up!
Lucian Ashford (A)
Make me-
Marcus drops the cloth, grabs Lucian’s face, and—
Their lips crash together. Messy. Fast. Angry.
The mop falls. Water splashes. Both freeze.
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Episode 2 : It Didn't Happen
Lucian Ashford (A)
*breathing heavy* Did you just—
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*panting, pulls back quickly, face red* You started it!
Lucian Ashford (A)
WHAT?! How?!
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
I dont know.. SHUT UP!
They stand there, both stunned, panting, dripping soap water and chaos.
Ethan Lennox (A)
*from outside* Hey, you two alive in there?
Lucian Ashford (A)
*mutters* barely
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*glaring* Not.A. Word
Lucian Ashford (A)
*grinning* Too late, Captain.
[ NEXT MORNING - FOOTBALL FIELD ]
Everyone stretching. Marcus looks... Different. Too quiet, Too red. Too not looking at Lucian
Ethan Lennox (A)
*whispering to noah* Bro he is too broken
Noah Montrose (E)
He look like he saw a ghost
Lucian jogs in, towel around his neck, smirk already loaded
Lucian Ashford (A)
Mrng captain 🤭
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*coldly* dont. Call. Me. That
Lucian Ashford (A)
What, captain? Or mrng? Or- *leans closer*
Lucian Ashford (A)
you almost swallowed my face yesterday?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*turns bright red* SHUT UP!
Ethan Lennox (A)
Wait...WHAT?
Noah Montrose (E)
BROO WHAT HAPPENED!
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
NOTHING HAPPENED
Lucian Ashford (A)
*grinning* yeah.. Totally nothing *winks*
Coach blows the whistle confused by the chaos
(coach )Herdis (A)
Schwarz! Ashford! You're partners for the school fair booth!
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
WAS...?
Lucian Ashford (A)
Oh this is destiny
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
This is hell
Ethan Lennox (A)
Nah...this is entertainment
[ LATER - SCHOOL GYM, DECORATION TIME ]
Marcus is carrying boxes. Lucian is pretending to help but mostly just annoying him
Lucian Ashford (A)
*hold a glitter banner* you think gold fits our vibe?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Our vibe is me ignoring you
Lucian Ashford (A)
*laugh* you are cute when you lie
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
I'm not - i - shut up!
Lucian Ashford (A)
Aww...your stutter is now adorable
Ethan Lennox (A)
*walks by eating chips* Hey, couples fighting again?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Were NOT A COUPLE
Lucian Ashford (A)
*to Ethan* yet...
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
I WILL THROW THIS BOX AT YOU.
Lucian Ashford (A)
*laughs so hard he almost drops the tape*
Noah Montrose (E)
Lucian, you're gonna die one day teasing him too much.
Lucian Ashford (A)
*grinning* worth it
[ AFTER A WHILE ]
Marcus is climbing a ladder to hang the banner.
Lucian’s holding it from below but keeps shaking it just to annoy him.
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Ashford, stop moving it!
Lucian Ashford (A)
Oops my hands slipped~
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Do that again and-
Marcus loses balance - falls forward - straight into Lucian
They both land on the floor. Glitter. Tape. Chaos
Ethan Lennox (A)
*snapping a photo* And they say romance is dead
Noah Montrose (E)
*laughing* you two okay? or should we call wedding planner's
Marcus still on top of lucian, face is red like tomato
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
I..its not what it looks like!
Lucian Ashford (A)
*smiling up at him* then stop staring
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*jumps up instantly* I WASN'T STARING!
Lucian Ashford (A)
*still lying there, smirking* you totally were
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Episode 3 :Im Not Jealous Okay
marcus throws his bag down, muttering to himself
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*muttering* Stupid Ashford. Stupid fair. Stupid -kiss-stupid -everything!
Lucian Ashford (A)
Talking about me?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*groans* Why are you everything i go?
Lucian Ashford (A)
Maybe its a fate
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Maybe its a curse
Lucian Ashford (A)
*smirk* same think captian
He walks out, leaving marcus speechless
[ FOOTBALL FIELD - AFTER SCHOOL ]
Marcus, team captain stands with a whistle.
Lucian runs like he owns the world
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Ashford! LEFT!
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
A**hole! LEFT! Go left!
Lucian Ashford (A)
*runs right* Thats what i did
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
THATS RIGHT!
Lucian Ashford (A)
Depends where you stand
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Depends on if you wanna survive practice!
Ethan Lennox (A)
*whisper to noah* They fight more than my parents
Noah Montrose (E)
At least they look hot doing it
Lucian steals the ball, scores, and does a little spin.
The whole team cheers.
Gabriel (A)
Man, Lucian's crazy good!
Sebastian (DA)
Not just good bro-look at him. He's gorgeous
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*glares* Focus on football not his face
Gabriel (A)
You sounds jealous captain
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
You sound fired
Ethan Lennox (A)
*laughs* captain jealousy is back
lucian walks past, smirking
Lucian Ashford (A)
You staring again captain?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
I was glaring
Lucian Ashford (A)
Oh.. With love?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
With hate
Lucian Ashford (A)
Same thing these days
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*mutters* im gona lose my mind
Lucian sits next to marcus, towel around his neck
Marcus drinks water like he's trying to drown his feelings
Lucian Ashford (A)
Those guys said im hot
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Congrats you want a medal?
Lucian Ashford (A)
You agree though?
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*chokes* WHAT? NO! Why would i-
Lucian Ashford (A)
Relax, you are red
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Its the sun!
Ethan Lennox (A)
*walks by* sun or love~🤭
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
ETHAN GO RUN TEN LAPS
Ethan Lennox (A)
🥴 worth it
Noah Montrose (E)
*laughing*
[ AFTER PRACTICE - LOCKER ROOM ]
Lucian hums a Random love song. Marcus tries to ignore him
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Do you always talk this much?
Lucian Ashford (A)
Only when someone's pretending not to look at me
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
You wish
Lucian Ashford (A)
You blink every time i smile
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
Thats b'cuz im allergic to A**holes
Lucian Ashford (A)
So you are allergic to yourself too...?
Ethan Lennox (A)
*from the back* Boom, he got you, cap
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
ETHAN!
Lucian Ashford (A)
*Leans closer with a grin*
Lucian Ashford (A)
You can keep denying it, captain. But you always look at me first
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*flustered* Thats leadership
Lucian Ashford (A)
Sure...jealous leadership
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
OUT! GET OUT!
Lucian Ashford (A)
*laughing as he leaves* See you tomorrow sweetheart!
Marcus throws a football at the door.
Marcus Schwarz (DA)
*to himself* im not Jealous! Im not!
Noah Montrose (E)
*poke head in* But you totally are
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