You'Re Cooked!
First Day of the War
since he absolutely gotten so much trouble last year
his parents moved him to a different school so he can lock in
but his parents specifically chose a school that Greg HATED more than his last school
Greg
*does the stretch of doom*
Greg
oh my gosh! what time is it
Greg
oh shoot I got to get up right now!
Frank Heffley
oh good morning son, you're almost late for school so you better bike there fast
Greg
All right. I'm ready for schoo-
Rodrick
Uh-Oh look across the road!
Greg
What you talking abou-
Rodrick
Lol you're not getting school before 8 AM
Rodrick
What do you want squeaker😭✌️
Greg
can you drive me to school?
Rodrick
Yeah you're my little brother after all😈
Greg
Roderick, this is the wrong place. this is an elementary school
Rodrick
yeah this is where squeakers like you belong
Rodrick
*kicks Greg's out of the car*
Greg
This can't be happening
Siri
Okay Gregory Heffley what do you need
Greg
I need the GPS to go to Brainrot Academy Middle School
Siri
Okay Brainrot Academy Middle School is 45 minutes walking time and 7 minutes driving time
Siri
You're 19 neighborhoods away from your neighborhood so it'll take you a while
Greg
Rodricks is really finna catch these hands
Mr.Butler III
in my 77 years of teaching, I have never seen a kid come to my class 45 minutes late
Greg
I'm sorry but my big brothe-
Mr.Butler III
You think im supposed to care about your little sob stories?
Mr.Butler III
WELL GUESS WHAT
Mr.Butler III
3 DAYS DETENTION
Mr.Butler III
GET YO STUPID AHH SELF OUT OF HERE
Greg
My period 3 class is right her-
Greg
Don't tell me this idiot is in my class...
Mason
there's no way you called me an idiot
Greg
By any chance do you like baseball?
Greg
That's all I needed to hear
Mason
Wait are you making a stereotype because I like ice cream shorts. I have the ice cream cut and I like baseball
Chill Guy🌹🔋
can you chill out
Chill Guy🌹🔋
I get that a lot...
Chill Guy🌹🔋
I'm not cool. I'm just a chill guy
Drake
I really don't care what grade you guys get as long as you just don't listen to any Kendrick music
Greg
Wait aren't you that guy who got exposed for...
Dipper Pines
My name is Dipper pines 👍
Dipper Pines
Wanna be friends
Greg
Leave me alone I got 4 hours of sleep
Dipper Pines
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME
Greg
I'm tryna NOT pay attention in Mr.Drake's class
Dipper Pines
You know what that's fine by me
Dipper Pines
soon you'll be begging to be my friend like a peasant 😡
Dipper Pines
soon you'll be my opp and I'll beat you up
Greg
yeah right in your dreams
Dipper Pines
Alr have that same energy Greg
Greg
how do you know my name
Dipper Pines
I know everything
Greg
finally, it's period 4
Greg
One more. then I get to eat lunch
Goku
*transmits* HEY THERE KID
Greg
A celestial warrior that's in a show called dragon Ball!!!
Goku
do you really want to stay here till tomorrow
Goku
I got the perfect thing for you
Goku
I'll kick you into tomorrow 😁👍
Greg
actually I don't want-
Goku
*Transmits then kicks him into tomorrow
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