Mom:Vince wake up zein is waiting you outside,

Vince:ok mom

Me:Why is he so sleepy, grrr

On the way of the school the girl walking like not in a rode and almost got hit by a truck

Truck driver:hey do you wanna die!!

Gir:hmm...

Me:( what's wrong with that girl)

Vince?:hey dude do you see that girl my basket ball team have crush on her but her mother died so my basketball team can't say it.

Me:do I look like I care!

Vince:but she's cute and have a good shape of body bro..

On the school...

Teacher:OK class we have new transper student.

Classmate:mom is she/he??

To be continued...

Ok class we have a transfer student

Neika:hello everyone im neika...

Teacher:are you done neika?

Neika:oum

Teacher:sit on next to jun mark

Ok class begin

Classmates 1:hey dude shes my wifw dude dont dreaming

Classmates 2:dude stop dreaming

Classmates 3:i wanna be her boyfriend

Me:(what a crazy classmates)