Unknown:

Oi! Where are you?!?!

^^^Me:^^^

^^^Who's this?^^^

Unknown:

This is not the time to joke! we're late headass

^^^Me:^^^

^^^...

^^^

Unknown:...

I got your number by your girlfriend bitch now hurry up stop sending this awful memes

^^^Me:^^^

...

Unknown:...

Augh if we got in trouble im blaming you for this ¯( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )/¯

^^^Me:^^^

^^^YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER DUMBASS FRICK OFF^^^

Unknown:

I just ask your girlfriend she said its the right number....ARE YOU SHIT F*CKING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!

^^^Me:^^^

^^^Send pic maybe i know you^^^

Unknown:

I don't know why your asking for my handsome face but here

...

^^^Me:...^^^

^^^HOLLY SHAK!!😳😍😍^^^

^^^DAMN YOU HAWT BABY BOY!!^^^

Unknown:

Bitch you gay?

^^^Me:^^^

^^^Bitch im a girl^^^

Unknown:

Yeah sure no wonder you have a d*ck

^^^Me:^^^

...

^^^Me:...^^^

^^^I have a ***** not d*ck^^^

Unknown:

I already saw those aesthetic korean girl sir and i saw her there

^^^Me:^^^

^^^Wait im on aesthetic?! Wow i feel so honored^^^

Unknown:

Augh! JUST COME HERE WE'RE LATE!

^^^Me:^^^

^^^You^^^

^^^Good^^^

^^^tHe^^^

^^^WrONg^^^

^^^NUMBER!!^^^

^^^Seen 2:35 pm^^^

...[4:50 pm]...

Unknown:

oi why are you pretending to be mad at me earlier at the back stage?

^^^me:^^^

^^^I don't know maybe because i don't you and we didn't met earlier because my body is just laying in this comfy bed while listening to moans^^^

Unknown:

your weak you know you can just watch p0rn why listening to those dumb moans

^^^me:^^^

^^^you know your pretty stupid i already told you that you got the wrong number but yet your still being stupid and keep saying that im your boy "friend" 🙄 sir are you mental?^^^

Unknown:

i got a text wait

^^^me:^^^

^^^don't leave me daddy~~^^^

Unknown:

i wonder how you got a girlfriend when you completely gay for me 🙄

^^^me:^^^

^^^i wonder why your breathing when your going to die anyway^^^

...7 minutes later...

Unknown:

i really got the wrong number didn't i?

^^^me:^^^

Unknown:

i guess this is a goodbye then bye!

i hope i will never talk to you again

^^^me:^^^

...bye i hope you stop breathing and die already...

^^^bye fucker^^^

i toss my phone across my bed and it start doing gymnastics but to my luck it didn't fell.

I sigh as i went towards the kitchen to cook some black been noodles. after i finish cooking 3 packs i put it in a large bowl and sit in front of it. i was about to dig in when i heard a knock on the front door. i groun( I forget the spelling) as i went to the door and open it revealing my one and only annoying Best friend

"what do you want fucker?" i ask as she hit me in the back of my head and went inside

"bitch me and my boyfriend just broke up and i need company" she said as she sit on my chair and start eating my food

"stop it or I'll feed you to choco" i said as i carry my pet sloth

"is that my baby? She'd grown so fast now" She carry it and start rocking it

"you can turn into a human now choco" i said as i pat his head

within a second choco's bone started cracking and we didn't even realize that he already transformed into a human

"sissy mia~" he whined as he jump and hug me

choco was a 6 years old abounded child.....well not really.....his parents died due to a ship wreck and of course his a lonely child so he became an orphan he was adopted by this abusive old married couple so he decided to leave and start his own life....the time i first saw him was when he was transformed into a raccoon and eating garbage.... alot of people already walk pass by him but I didn't because i can feel that this is not an ordinary racoon it's an human maybe that's his power... i decided to walk closely to him and pat his head he immediately turn to me and hug me I didn't even realize that his already transformed into a child that has alot of bruise.. i can feel the lump on my throat i mean his a child, no child deserve this kind of bullshit this is abuse, so that day i decided to keep him and raise him , its been 3 years that day yet he still act like a baby... i mean i wouldn't mind i hope he still act like this even when he became an adult

"choco want to sleep" He whined as i chuckled and go inside my room

"if you don't want the black bean anymore you can put it in the fridge and go to the guest room" i said as she nooded and started eating

i put him in his bed and pat his shoulder while humming some lullaby...his a sleepy kid so letting him sleep is not that big of a deal

i get up when suddenly i heard a ding on my phone

Unknown:

oiiii!!!

^^^me:^^^

^^^AUGH WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW GLUTA?!^^^

Unknown:

help me

^^^me:^^^

Unknown:

stop with the memes i really need your help

^^^me:^^^

^^^what do i need to do?^^^

^^^suck your d!k?ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ^^^

Unknown:

eww no

^^^me:^^^

^^^what do i need to do then?^^^

Unknown:

pretend to be my girl this skinny legs keep on saying I can't have a girl

^^^me^^^

^^^:^^^

Unknown:

THANK YOUUU SO MUCH!!! lets start in 5 minutes he went to the bathroom

^^^me:^^^

^^^what do i get in return?^^^

Unknown:

idk maybe this d!k?

^^^me:^^^

^^^ONG YES PLSS🤧😍😉^^^

Unknown:

geez im just joking🙄

I won't let you take my virginity

^^^me:^^^

^^^I'm a ****** to so i guess its fair?👍ಥ‿ಥ^^^

Unknown:

Think of anything else lets go on the plan

^^^me:^^^

^^^Yes baby daddy👁️〰️👁️^^^

Unknown:

hey baby~

^^^me:^^^

^^^OMG YOU CALLED ME BABY IS THIS A DREAM IF IT IS DON'T WAKE ME UP!!^^^

Unknown:

baby what are you talking about?

you know i always call you baby

^^^me:^^^

^^^ohh ohh i get it ok ok^^^

^^^me:^^^

^^^daddy when are you coming here?^^^

Unknown:

I don't know baby maybe tomorrow?

^^^me:^^^

^^^you better bring a c0nd0m I don't want to be a teen mother^^^

Unknown:

horny i see...i like it

^^^me:^^^

^^^only for you baby~^^^

Unknown:

let's talk later I'm going to the bathroom

^^^me:^^^

^^^ok baby make it fast^^^

Unknown:

your the girl?

^^^me:^^^

^^^who tf are you?^^^

Unknown:

this is his friend..so your his girlfriend i thought he will never have one seens his a shy

^^^me:^^^

^^^when his in bed his a monster👉👌💦^^^

Unknown:

Damn anyway his getting back bye

^^^me:^^^

^^^bye!!^^^

Unknown:

your so weird

^^^me:^^^

^^^I've been called worse^^^

Unknown:

like what?

^^^me:^^^

^^^your "friend" I MEAN IT SHOULD BE GIRLFRIEND!^^^

Unknown:

keep on dreaming bitch

^^^me:^^^

^^^i like your energy mr Unknown^^^

Unknown:

My names khent bitch

^^^Me:^^^

^^^hot name 🤩😼^^^

^^^im miana✌️^^^

Hotguykhent:

I'm hungry any suggestions?

^^^me:^^^

^^^my 😸^^^

hotguykhent:

eww no thanks

^^^me:^^^

^^^don't be picky flour^^^

hotguykhent:

i swear to God I'm going to block you soon

^^^me:^^^

^^^no you can't you love me👉👌💦😉^^^

hotguykhent:

anyway are you korean?

^^^me:^^^

^^^yess!! but I can't speak hangul because I've been in philippines for 15 years :P^^^

hotguykhent:

aww sucks :'(

^^^me:^^^

^^^bitch it's so fun here like seriously i have friends that stupid asf but i still love them there's alot of quotes about love and othe shit and parents here are strict which mean they are fun to mess up with 🤣^^^

hotguykhent:

didn't really ask hoe 👁️.👁️

^^^me:^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

it's a fact you.are.a.hoe

^^^me:^^^

^^^me:^^^

^^^you know im a hoe only for you ;))^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

pffft your probably different in real life

your probably a shy bitch who doesn't even know how to start a conversation 🤨

^^^me:^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

yes bitch

^^^me:^^^

^^^let's meet up and let's see who's a shy bitch >:)^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

nahhh i just met you earlier you might be a rapist..you might do something to me

^^^me:^^^

^^^me:^^^

^^^i would be mental if i did rape you 🤢^^^

^^^but i mean we could **** and have 69 children i wouldn't mind if You're the father👉👌💦🤤^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

stop sending memes they are not funny its annoying as ****

^^^me:^^^

^^^me:^^^

^^^at least they are funny like your existent^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

aughh go to sleep

^^^me:^^^

^^^its still 5 pm^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

exactly😑

^^^me:^^^

^^^your no fun khenttot^^^

annoyingbutdaddy!

khenttot? tf?

^^^me:^^^

^^^us filipinos call everyone who has a name ken that way^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

I didn't really ask🌚

^^^me: ^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

augh i have to sleep i have to wake up early tomorrow

^^^me:^^^

^^^ok good night baby have a sweet dreams 😘💋^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

yeah yeah yeah goodnight

^^^me:^^^

^^^YOUR NOT DENYING IT OMG YOU FINALLY OVE ME !!^^^

annoyingbutdaddy:

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