_3am in the morning_

Snoop Dogg: _wakes up and yawns_ stays quiet for a second and looks up at the ceiling while saying... Tiffany, I hope you didn't pee on my bed overnight 'cause nobody's washing these bedsheets today. Mama Jazzy's at the hospital, and I won't wash your pee. _Pauses for a moment, continues to stare at the ceiling while brushing his hand through his bed to make sure it was dry_ Good girl, you didn't pee; I'll give you a treat today. _Pauses_ Tiffany, why you so quiet? _Sits up and searches for Tiffany and screams at the top of his lungs_ Oh my dawggggggg!!! Tiffanyyyyyy!!!! I gotta call the cops. _Says in a panic mode_ Wait! I'm Snoop Dogg; I don't call the cops, I gotta get my game on and find her. Those b###@$tards came to steal her 'cause they found out about the price. I haven't used a gun in a long time, but now... _Says in a deeper, scratchy, and serious tone_ I'll take 'em down personally!

_Phone rings_ Who's that? _Looks at the phone and smiles_ Aww, my Mama's calling. It's always the moms who care! _Picks up the phone_ Yes, Mama. _His mom screams into his eardrum and starts scolding him_

Mom: Snoop, this better be the first and last time, I hear Jazzy's in the hospital because you overworked her!

Snoop Dogg: Me? How? I don't even pay attention to her, and I only make her clean and do Tiffany's laundry. I don't make her clean much 'cause she's old.

Mom: But she works every day!

Snoop Dogg: Well, I'm sorry. Is she supposed to work on Christmas and New Year's 'cause she said she was available every day and anytime in her resume?

Mom: Are you speaking to me in that sassy tone?! _You son of a man, I'll send you back to where you came from_

Snoop Dogg: Sausage?

Mom: No! Uterus! Rubbish!

Snoop Dogg: That's why I love you, Mom, but I'm sorry. I'll check up on her and reduce her work to four times a week.

Mom: Snoop!

S.D: Alright, three, but that's all.

Mom: You better!

S.D: I love you, Mom!

Mom: I love you when you're responsible, and that's once in a while, so... goodbye and sleep well. Relax; it's music; you can always create another song. Hmm??

S.D: Ok, Mama. _Cuts the call_

S.D: I'll look for Tiffany, after a short nap. _Puts on a sleeping mask, turns on his music box which is playing rap music, and drifts off into a deep sleep_

_Wakes up 3 and a half hours later_

Snoop: _removes his sleeping mask and stretches on the bed_ _Turns on his TV, and the news comes on_

Journalist 1: Breaking news! Almost all of LA's dogs are missing. Many people have overcrowded the police station with the same news of their missing dogs. Even celebrities' dogs are gone as well!

Journalist 2: I heard Cardi B came to also make a report. _Receives a call for a minute_ "I just got a call from Karen that the cops said the dogs got stolen around 12 midnight. "... An old woman in the wealthy neighborhood wakes up and screams "OH MY DAWGGGG!!!"

Snoop Dogg: Do people have to tell the police everything?! If I were the cops, I wouldn't give a d@mn; they don't pay me enough for that sh*t! Mrs. Willows must've lost her dog! Hmm... oh well! I'll pretend to care when I go out, but as long as it ain't my dog, Idc.

Meanwhile, at the police station.... _A tall man wearing sunglasses, with a scarf and all dressed in black, makes a report to the cop at the desk about a missing dog_

_In a room at the police station_

Police 1: Commander, I have more reports about the missing dogs.

Commander: Why are you saying "the missing"? Do we know any of those dogs?! So now I have to teach you your work and English too?!

Police 1: No, sorry.

Commander: I told you to call me Chief. Commander is too long. Why do you care so much about these dumb cases?! If I don't care, then you shouldn't either.

_Another cop walks in_

Cop 2: Commander.

Commander: Hey! _Slaps the table hard and sits up_

Cop 2: S-S-Sorry, Chief!

Chief: S-S-Stupid! _He sits back relaxed_

Cop2: *continues after sobbing* Another celebrity has reported a case of their missing dog.

Chief: So?

Cop 2: And they took Gigi.

Chief: _The fat black man (commander) jumps out of his seat and screams in anger_ OH MY DAWGGGG!!! Gigiiiiiiiii!!! _He scares the three cops, including the female cop who was standing in her corner minding her business_ Now, they've gone too far; they have crossed the line!

Cop 1: Chief, I thought you said you didn't care?!

Chief: That was other people's dogs, not mine! I will put this sly, stupid gentleman behind bars! That little b@$tard actually dared to take Gigi; she helps the entire police service in this city operate; you guys are practically useless without her!

Cop 1: How do you know it's a he?! Isn't it illegal to assume the person's gender?!

Chief: It's illegal to take my Gigi, and what's up with the stupid questions?! Are you a kid?! _The tall man walks in, and the female cop, who was previously on her phone, throws her phone in the air and screams_

All the cops and the commander: Are you stupid???

Her: It's Jungkook!

The cops: OH!!

Commander: What Cook?! IDC about any cook or cleaner; we're supposed to be searching for them dogs, especially Gigi; if we find Gigi, that's ok. _Some of the cops try hard not to laugh at the commander's question 'cause he didn't know Jungkook._

Jungkook: I'm a singer and dancer, that's why.

Chief: Well, you certainly don't look like a cook. Let me guess; your dog is missing.

Jungkook: Something like that. Her name is ChiChi.

Commander: What?! Is she some Chinese dog or something?! Who names their dog ChiChi?! _The cops can't hold it anymore and burst out laughing at the commander's comedy show_

Jungkook: _smiles_ and says, it's not, and no racism. I'm Korean, btw, and my band is BTS.

Commander: OH yeah, I remember! Smooth like brother lies a criminal amber butter. I got the superman power. Light up the moonwalk, eat me baby. I'm a huge fan. _All the cops laugh, including Jungkook_

Chief: Why?! It's a catchy song?! I actually love it!

The female cop: Go and learn the lyrics.

Chief: That makes more sense 'cause I have vocals. _Everyone coughs_

Chief: Some people don't like their jobs. Attennnn---tion! _All the cops are back to being reserved, calm, and alert_

Jungkook: I don't normally complain, but don't you think, you're kind of racist?

Chief: I'm not racist; sorry, it's just I got a little problem with my lips, so I speak faster than I think. Gigi's whiter than you; how can I be racist?! Hold up, that didn't come out right! I have nothing against any race, we all one people so I share the insults accordingly to a person's behavior. No, that came out wrong, what I meant or is it mean to say....Nvm, what I mean to say is..

Jungkook: It's fine, that was just by the way.

*Cops trying not to laugh*

Commander: Who wants to get fired? Hmm..? Nobody? Good.

*All the cops behave and swallow their laugh*

Commander:Wait, I just realized what Cook said; sorry, DrumCook?!

Jungkook: Just call me Cookie.

Female cop: Yeah, we, the fans, gave him that nickname.

Chief: Why?! Is he a biscuit or something?! _Everyone, including Jungkook, starts laughing_

Jungkook: Are you a cop or comedian?!

Chief: I'm a commander, but people tend to laugh at my seriousness 'cause they don't like their jobs. _Cops become alert again_

Chief: Better! Wait, you said, "something like that" when I asked you about your dog. What else?!

Jungkook: OH, nothing else.

Chief: I don't waste my saliva like that, Cooking?! But I'm a fan, so imma let it slide! In fact, my girl is also missing.

Cop 2: Your daughter?!

Chief: No, my mother. Nonsense! _Everyone laughs again, except Cop 2 'cause he's embarrassed_