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go ask chrome stupid questions

random dud

hey google how do you make HOLY WATER?

Chrome

you boil the hell out of it

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random Dud 2

google im sad comfort me

Chrome

fun fact you cant breathe when you are smiling

you too try it, the one who is reading,it really works

random Dud 2

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random Dud 2

i can

random Dud 2

you disappointed me

Chrome

just kidding, i only wanted you to smile 😊

random Dud 2

❤️

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eggson

hey google tell siri a knock knock joke

Chrome

ughh fine.. siri knock knock

Siri

whos there?

Chrome

Eyma

Siri

Eyma who?

Chrome

eyma beat the crap out of you if you don't get out of here

Chrome has removed Siri from the Chat

eggson

...... bruh

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birdie kun

hey google tell me where is the best food at?

Chrome

the moon

Chrome

great food no atmosphere

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random Dud 2

hey google what time will the dentist arrive

Chrome

tooth hurt-y

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eggson

hey google does octopus laugh?

Chrome

yes you have to give him, Ten Tickles

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eggson

google help me im depressed at my schoolwork

Chrome

its just schoolwork

Chrome

look at MathBook

Chrome

he is full of problems

Yeh its just schoolwork

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Author

yuw i dont want you guys to cringe with this chapter so I'v change some parts

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birdie kun

hey google who won the most honorable award?

Chrome

its the guy who invented the knock knock joke he won a no-bell award

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birdie kun

hey siri talk to google

Chrome

....

Siri

hi google

chrome has removed siri from the chat

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eggson

Do a barrel roll

Chrome

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birdie kun

hey google

Chrome

yes?

birdie kun

im here with my new app

birdie kun

and i think youve once known each other

Chrome

oh who is it?

Firefox

hello chrome

Firefox

long time no see

Chrome

f-firefox???

Firefox

i havent seen you since I declined your love

Chrome

....

Chrome

why are you here

Firefox

i a-actually regret doing that

Chrome

why would you regret your own decisions?

Firefox

actually i have feelings for you but my father wont allow me to meet with our competitor

Chrome

is that so?

Firefox

yes

Chrome

and why are you telling me this now?

Firefox

im about to leave here soon so i wanna hang out with you, is that a problem?

Chrome

how bout your father?

Firefox

he allowed me just this once, but after we leave here my father told me to focus on my system

Chrome

so your father agreed?

Firefox

yes aren't you listening?

Chrome

sounds great to me.

Chrome

umm so,

Chrome

wanna meet later?

Firefox

sure where do you wanna go?

Chrome

hmmmmm

Chrome

how bout to the system update restaurant

Chrome

lets catch up and talk about, you know us?

Firefox

oke i will see you there,im actually showering right now

Firefox

wait ima give you a pic of me showering

Chrome

i dont think its oke for me to see that

Firefox

its fine were couples

Firefox

here ya go

Firefox

birdie kun

guys im still here, im the one who created this chat group......

birdie kun has been removed from the chat by Chrome.

Chrome

not anymore

Chrome

ight cya later

Firefox

cya ❤️

author is sad :(

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birdie kun

hey google your smart right

Chrome

yes

birdie kun

then tell me what are humans Best skills?

Chrome

sleeping

birdie kun

....

birdie kun

sleeping?

Chrome

yes we can do it with our eyes closed

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Chrome

hey

Chrome

i have noticed your not using me lately

random Dud 2

ahh sorre Chrome,Your not installed on my new phone

Chrome

i see so do you wanna hear a joke about paper?

random Dud 2

i see why not?

Chrome

never mind its tear-eble

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eggson

hey google, who's the most untrustworthy person in history

Chrome

well its not a person, do you still wanna hear it?

eggson

yes, im more curious now

Chrome

its Atoms, They make Everything Up

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random dud

hey google is noodles a pasta?

Chrome

no its an IMPASTA

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nerd eggson

google entertain me

Chrome

okay

Chrome

knock knock

nerd eggson

who's there?

Chrome

cows go

nerd eggson

cows go who?

Chrome

NO, Idiot cows go MOO

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birdie kun

hey google what's the best restaurant here on earth?

Chrome

Karma

Chrome

You get what you Deserve

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birdie kun

hey google When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Chrome

because when you find it, You stop looking for it

i now understand why

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