We Broke The Only F*Cking Rule
•°•°Weird way of meeting °•°•
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Noah
F*ck, already!? I went to bed an hour ago!
Noah
Not now Dog😖 *rubs his face*
Noah
oughhh!! *caress the Dog* da*n what was that for.
Dog
*Breathes in his face* 👅🐶🐶🐶
Noah
Dude! You smell, get off. *puches him of the bed*
Noah
F*king homework got me up all night. *put a random shirt on*
Dog
💭F*king liar, you were on your phone all night💭🙄
Noah
All right, come on let's go eat.
Dog
*Follow him in the kitchen*
What the fridge looks like
Noah
*Turns to look at the dog*
Noah
How do you feel about a quick walk to the store?
Noah
💬 Walking my dog right now💬
Noah
💬Why you sending me this?💬
Shein
💬To remind you that your single and f*king alone💬
Noah
💬F*ck you, i'm not alone 💬
Shein
💬Your Dog doesn't count 💬
Noah
Da*n I was gonna say that
Noah
💬At least i'm not back with my ex for the 50th time 💬
Shein
💬It's love bro, you can't understand 💬
Shein
💬Da*n, your so jealous 😂💬
Shein
💬But seriously man, I have some one I need you to meet💬
Noah
💬Stop trying to set me up. It's f*king annoying 💬
Shein
💬 You're gonna like her I swear!💬
Noah
The Bast*rd just don't get it. *puts his phone in his pocket*
Noah
F*CK WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Noah
Leave the bird alone!
Random people starts staring
Noah
People are starting! Cut the sh*t off.
Lola
💭Oh sh*t, it's him! Act normal 💭
Noah
*Picks up a bag of chips and dog food*
Lola
Hi, welcome to "The store of the corner".
Lola
Is it too much to ask for a hi back? *side eye him*
Noah
*look up at her* uhhh...sorry, had a long night.
Lola
Right...💭I don't believe him. Guys like him spends their nights at clubs or something like that 🙄💭
Lola
💭But sh*t, it's not fair I'm so attracted to him😔😖💭
Noah
Anyway, see ya. *Grabs his thighs*
Lola
All right... Bye Dog!!❤️❤️
Dog
💭It's not normal that she gives me more attention than that bast*rd💭 🐶❤️❤️
Noah
All right, let's Head back.
Noah
*Walks back to his apartment*
Dog
WAFF WAFF!! *Excited* 🐶🐶👅
Noah
Hehe Okay okay calm down, you're gonna eat don't worry.
Dog
💭Man! That sh*t's good!!💭🐶🐶❤️
Noah
*Takes a look at the clock*
Noah
SH*T!!!! I'm gonna be late! *Grabs his bag pack and keys*
Dog
💭When he's gone, I can act normal hehe💭
Shein
You should really consider living at campus you know.
Noah
Nah, Dogs aren't allowed in dorms *Trys to catch his breath*
Shein
So what? Your mom can take care of em. You're always late cuz of that.
Noah
It's my dog, you can't understand.🚶 *Puts a hand in his pocket*
Shein
*Waves at random girls*
Noah
How the f*ck do you know everyone here🚶
Shein
I live here.🙄 You don't know the amount of parties you miss.
Shein
Yeah, almost every night. It's crazy. You should come some times. It's getting boring going with Nick.
Shein
Speaking of the devil.
Nick
*Is waiting for them at the end of the corridor*
Shein
Hey. Going to class.
Noah
Guess who's back with their ex.
Nick
You're disgusting bruh.
Shein
It's true love 😔❤️ Losers like you cannot understand 💔
Nick
Come on bro, we were supposed to be single for at least a year! You already gave up!?
Nick
Being single is life! It's freedom!
Noah
Yeah, you can sleep with any woman without committing to them!
Shein
Bro I want kids you know.
Nick
You're 19! Chill out.👀
Shein
You'll end up alone your whole life if you think like that.
Nick
You're so afraid of loneliness it's pitiful.
Noah
Nah Nick shut up. It's okay that he's dating, BUT WHY HER!?
Shein
I already told you😌 It's-
Nick
You're such a little girl 😔
Shein
Y'all are so hateful!😂
Noah
Where were you last night?🚶
Noah
Arh bro!😩 Were you really in a team for the report? I was up all night doing it alone.
Nick
Nah I was actually helping her, cuz you know...Big brain and all.🚶
Nick
And she rewarded me after that.🚶 Hehe
Noah
Bruh. I bet it was the only reason you were helping her
Nick
Hey I'm not like that! Come on 🚶
After a long long long day of school!
Shein
All right, bye. Don't forget, the party's at 8 tomorrow night.
Noah
*Wait before opening it.* 3...2....1....
Noah
💭He normally starts yapping when he hears me at the door.💭
Noah
*takes off his shoes*
Bora
💭Urh sh*t, didn't want him to first see me like that 👀💭
Noah
What the f*ck are you doing in my apart-!!!!
Bora
Man that was delicious!🤤😩
Bora
Dude! You're dog is adorable! 😍 I love him!
Bora
Right, Sorry!😅 *Gets up* Let me introduce myself .
Bora
Your fairy godmother.
•°•°•Crazy crazy dog•°•°•
Bora
NO PLEASE MELLISA I'M BEGIN YOU!!!
Fairy godmother
Melissa
Get in that portal!! *Trys to puch her in it*
Bora
Please!😭 I'll do anything!! NOT A BOY PLEASE!! *Fights back*
Fairy godmother
Melissa
We already talked about this!
Fairy godmother
Melissa
Accept your punishment or just die!!
Bora
*Falls into the portal* Nooooooo!!!!
After like...5 minutes of falling
Bora
*Hits the ground* Ough!!😣💥
Bora
*Slowly opens her eyes*
Bora
Melissa!.....F*ck you....
Dog
*Arrives in the room* *Growl* Grrrrrrrr~ WAFFF WAFFF WAFFF!!!
Bora
AH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!🏃🏃🏃
Dog
💭The f*ck!? I don't take orders from strangers!💭🏃🏃
Bora
Ahhh!!!!🏃🏃 💭I'm gonna be murdered by a dog!!!!💭
Bora
Hey i'm friendly!! I'm not gonna hurt you!!
Bora
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE F*CK!!!????!!!
Bora
AHHH!!! *Fights back* STOP IT!! *KICK HIS LEGS*
Bora
*Grabs her wand out of her pocket*
Bora
F*CK OFF!! *Turns him into a puppy*
Bora
*Falls on the ground*
Bora
F*cking dog...*pissed*
Dog
💭The.....THE F*VK DID YOU DO TO ME!!!💭
Bora
Heh.😏 I turned you into a puppy, that's what I did.
Dog
💭YOU SON OF A MAMA-!!💭
Dog
💭Wait..What? You can understand me!?💭
Bora
Well duhhh~ I'm a magic creature
Dog
💭What the f*ck???????💭
Bora
You say that word a lot for a dog
Dog
💭Yeah...My master says it all the time, that's why 🙄💭
Bora
Ouch man, that really hurts!
Dog
💭You deserved it b*tch🙄😏💭
Bora
What did you just call me!?
Bora
You know that I can turn you into a mouse and bring in the f*cking neighborhood's cat?
Dog
💭F*ck you! I ain't scared of no cats! Now turn me into my real self!💭
Bora
If you stop being such a D*ck, maybe I will 🙄
Bora
But I like you better when you're little 😌☺️
Bora
*gets up* Okay, let's see what I have to deal with. 🚶
Bora
*Walks around the apartment* 🚶
Dog
💭Hey i'm not finished with you!!💭
Bora
Oh nahhhh..This dude's a mess.
Bora
He didn't even clean the dishes!
What it looks like in her head
What it really looks like
Bora
And urhh!! *disgusted*
Dog
💭Come on. It really ain't that bad.🙄💭
Bora
I can't!! It's too much dor me!😭 I ain't spending days in a place like this!
Dog
💭👀 I mean...I really don't mind you cleaning, but who are you? And what are you doing here?💭
Bora
It's kind of a long story, but I have to make your master fall in love.
Bora
I'm a fairy godmother, that's what I do. I help people find their true love and then disappear.
Bora
I'm normally sent to girls, but it's my punishment for failing a mission.😒
Bora
Boys are the worst!!😣
Dog
💭Wait wait wait wait!! What!!?💭
Dog
💭 You're a f*cking godmother sent to make my master find love!?💭
Bora
Fairy godmother, yes😑
Dog
💭😂😂😂😂😂 Good luck with that!💭
Bora
Thanks...I'll need it.😔
Bora
*Throw random stuff in the trash*
Bora
Anyways, wanna go to the store with me.
Bora
Uhhhh, You see any food in here?
Bora
I'm starving! I feel like I haven't eaten in days! *Puts Noah's shoes on*
Dog
💭 all right, but no way i'm being seen in this body!💭
Dog
💭I have a reputation you know💭
Bora
Aww but you're so cute!☺️ *teases*
Bora
All Right, but don't try anything stupid okay?
Dog
Waff! *Sits* 🐶👅 *promis*
Bora
*Grabs her wand and turns him back to his old self*
Bora
Tell me you know the way to the store 👀 I'm a bit lost out here.
Lola
Welcome to "The store of the corner" *on her phone*
Lola
*Sees Dog's tale* Huh?...Noah?
Bora
OHHH NO WAY!! those are my favorite coffee grains!!
Dog
💭😏 Won't you be so kind and buy me A bone?💭
Bora
Oh i don't have any money. *Grabs food and puts it in her pockets*
Dog
💭You mean you're gonna steal!?👀 Can't you make money appear or something?💭
Bora
I wish. It doesn't work like that.
Dog
💭👀.....uhh...I mean yeah but...💭
Bora
Don't tell me you're scared of stealing?🙄
Dog
💭I'm not stealing anything, you are.💭
Bora
*Grabs a bone* Will this do?
Dog
💭I mean sure, thanks 👀💭
Bora
All right let's go. *Turns around*
Lola
Uhh... You're gonna pay for that right?
Bora
Eheheheh...ehhe..eh..
Dog
💭🙄 You're such a loser 💭
Bora
uh..I wasn't talking you.
Lola
Is that Dog. *bends down to caresse him*
Bora
Uhhh...Yeah it's a dog....
Lola
Yeah I recognize you!
Lola
It's Noah's dog. How do you know him?
Bora
Ohhhh!! Noah yeah!! Him! Right.
Lola
So.... You're his girlfriend or whatever?
Bora
Girlfriend? Uhhhh yeah..I mean no! ..Well ummm were close..I guess😅
Lola
Well I'm Lola. One of Noah's friends. We went to high school together *Gives her hand for her to shake it*
Bora
So umm.. You know...We have a friend in common so..why not give me a discount?👀
Bora
Uhhh..OMG LOOK THERE!!! *points behind her*
Bora
*runs out the store* 🏃🏃🏃
Dog
💭What the heck are you doing!!💭🏃🏃
Bora
Get the f*ck out of here!
Dog
💭 YOU'RE CRAZY!! AND I LIKE IT!!💭🏃🏃
Bora
Uhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! So exhausting! I don't know when's the last time I ran for my life like that. .... Oh yeahhh! Just now, when you attacked me.
Dog
💭You idiot, she didn't even went after us💭
Bora
*Gets up* I'M STARVING!
Dog
💭And I! Have what I need right here.💭
Bora
*Starts cooking* Hehehe this is honna be hood.
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