My Stupid Dreams
coaching teacher
After I became successful...like..proper successful I decided to visit one of my old teachers.
Turns out, he now runs his own coaching classes.
Feeling nostalgic..I called my friends to come along
We went looking for him… and found him sleeping inside a washroom.
On a perfectly set mattress
Without saying a word Nikhil stood up, calmly folded the mattress into an impossibly thin strip..so thin it could fit into his pocket
And then he just… put it away
as if it was a handkerchief and not a big fuckin bedsheet
None of us questioned it.
We then went to meet our teacher at his apartment, but he wasn’t home
So we stepped onto his balcony to relax.
That’s when I overheard something.
Our teacher’s opponent..another coaching guy...was plotting against him
part 2
lets call him seth(सेठ) for now
seth
We’ll charge only ₹1000 for a whole year.
seth
All his students will come to us
seth ka bchha
Pa then how will we earn?
seth
*confidently* Advertisements
seth
We’ll show ads during classes
seth
Thats how we will earn
seth ka bchha
Well yeah..makes sense
They all started laughing histerically
We informed our teacher later.
He just laughed and said that showing advertisements to children was completely useless
Satisfied with his answer we left
That’s when we ran into the opponents themselves
They stopped us and asked for charity.
I casually handed them ₹10 and laughed.
They got aggressive and said
Nikhil
R u sure this is charity?
Me
Sorry, I don’t have Indian cash right now
But his kid suddenly noticed something odd.
(that is why i hate kids)
seth ka bchha
Dad… why does this dollar note say State Bank of India?
Raj
Are beta..its printed in india
Raj
thats why states bank of india
Me
Yeah..or how else would i have dollar bills
Nikhil
If u dont want it then u can return it to us
seth
Haha no no I'll keep it
seth
Dont listen to his nonsense
i was laughing on him but god gave me another surprise
So we were about to leave..
seth ki biwi
*comes running and handed me ₹3,00,000*
seth ki biwi
We only needed 1000..not 5000
seth ki biwi
So heres the rest of the money
Download NovelToon APP on App Store and Google Play