A Little Trick, the Scumbag Dad Can’t Hold the Knife After Understanding Love

【Funny + Raising Kids + Group Pet + 1v1 + Both Pure + Female Lead Meets CP Lu Jinghuai After Adulthood】

【Funny Little Sun with 800 Schemes Beneath Her Cheerful Exterior x Holy Beauty with a Sinister and Cunning Nature Beneath His Saintly Appearance】

Nian Nian found herself transported into a group pet novel, becoming the despised biological daughter of her foster father, who wields immense power. Her birth was steeped in conspiracy, a bloodline tainted by a wicked family.

In the original story, due to jealousy over the female lead effortlessly receiving all the affection, she commits a grave mistake, provoking her furious father to expel her from the Ji family. Eventually, she is treacherously plotted against by the male lead and dies a tragic death.

Nian Nian thinks: Who says this book is old? The plot is fantastic, with excitement hitting the roof!

To survive, she decides to cling to the unpredictable and temperamental father's thigh. When the female lead arrives, whoever wants to be the Ji family's eldest daughter can have it; she's saving up to run away.

Little did she expect, this cling turned into a decade-long affair. By the time she wanted to escape, those around her weren't willing anymore. Under Nian Nian's influence, the cold-hearted father learns to love, the future male lead who was supposed to have eight children with the female lead becomes indifferent, and even a future major antagonist is willing to be the third wheel, humbly submitting for love.

A group of side characters with severe childhood traumas find their body bags (figuratively, their lives) becoming warm and fuzzy.

"Mr. Ji, the eldest young lady has been gone for three days."

"Has she admitted her mistake?"

"No, she's been spreading rumors outside that you can poop three tons at once."

Father: "…………"

"Hello, my name is Ji Nian, and my research topic is—how to pinch out hemorrhoids and roll them into rabbit tails."

Ji Nian's powerful voice echoed throughout the hall. Before she could even open her PPT to elaborate, the next second she opened her eyes...

She found herself in a different body, that of a little girl.

"You little brat! Do you really think you're a young lady now? Just wait until the head of the family brings his foster daughter back, and then see if I don't beat you to death!!"

"That's the girl the head of the family cherishes like his own daughter, not like you, a little beast born to be strangled! Get over here right now!!"

A sense of danger made her neck tingle. Her body, with muscle memory, started running on its own.

Ji Nian ran while turning back in confusion. A twisted, angry face appeared not far away, charging towards her with a menacing aura, holding a whip in her hand.

She was certain that whip wasn't for any kinky play; it was meant to beat her.

[No, if she catches you, the first thing that'll land on you won't be the whip, but her big butt.]

A sudden voice in her head made Ji Nian pause.

Ji Nian: ?

Before she could focus on the voice, she heard footsteps getting closer.

Panicked, Ji Nian scratched her butt and ran even faster.

In a state of complete confusion, she ran aimlessly, like a headless fly. The place was huge, and Ji Nian didn't dare enter unknown rooms, so she just ran down the stairs.

[To the right, push aside that broken chair, and there's a dog hole. Crawl through it.]

Ji Nian's eyes darted around.

Feeling her distrust, the voice sighed and said: [I'm your time-travel assistant, you can call me the System. Only you can hear me, and I won't harm you.]

Time was pressing, and sensing the fat woman's furious pursuit, Ji Nian had to set aside her doubts and follow the System's instructions.

Sure enough, there was a dog hole.

The hole was small, too small for an adult to squeeze through, but luckily, Ji Nian's current body was that of a little girl, not much bigger than a pee. She crawled through smoothly.

The fat woman saw her escape and hurried to the door, but it was too late. She could only watch the tiny figure disappear into the grass, her face contorting in rage.

Thinking of the numerous scars from her abuse on the child's body, she suddenly felt a pang of fear.

Would anyone find out?

The thought quickly subsided.

So what if she's the head of the family's daughter? A little brat born to be abandoned and forgotten. Even if the head of the family saw her, he probably wouldn't say anything.

Relaxing, she spat on the ground.

The Ji Family Manor was vast, with many servants. All she had to do was say the word, and someone would catch the little brat who could only roam around this small building.

"You little wretch, you think you're tough now? Wait till you're back, and I'll teach you a lesson!"

Meanwhile, Ji Nian, having successfully escaped, ran for a long time before stopping to catch her breath, certain no one was following her.

Her current body was in terrible shape. How long had she been running? She was exhausted, like a dead dog.

"What the hell is going on? Why am I here?"

After catching her breath, she looked around and leaned against a tree that seemed the most appealing.

[You've time-traveled into a novel called Big Boss Daddy's Beloved.]

Ji Nian sighed.

The title sounded like a cheesy romance.

If it were called Big D*ck Husband's Beloved, she wouldn't know how cheerful she'd be.

The plot she imagined: first, sleep with the husband, then run off with all his money. The husband, never having experienced the pain of the crackdown, deserved to taste the bitterness of being scammed.

The System: [Sis... we're doing a legit time-travel here. Please recognize your current age and stop thinking about inappropriate stuff.]

[Also, you're not the big boss's beloved. You're the beloved's cushion.]

Ji Nian: "Wait, PDD didn't say I was the luckiest person?"

It turned out she wasn't the protagonist but a supporting character, one who antagonized the heroine and ended up miserably.

She was the biological daughter of Ji Tingzhou, the head of the Ji family, who would later adopt the female lead and shower her with endless love, becoming a powerful figure in the story.

Though she was his biological daughter, she was born from a plot and intrigue.

[You're five years old now. Last year, the heroine's father saved Ji Tingzhou and died. Ji Tingzhou has been secretly raising the heroine. In a few days, the heroine will be brought to the Ji family. She will heal the man tormented by his past and be loved by Ji Tingzhou as his own daughter, receiving all the best things.]

[Love! Endless love! Birthday parties with eighty nuclear missiles launched in her honor!]

Ji Nian: "..." That's great. From then on, not only will it be the heroine's birthday, but also the day the entire world dies.

She had no energy to fix her messy hair, wondering if it was naturally curly, long and tangled. Listening to the System's nagging, she nodded half-heartedly: "Got it, got it."

Seeing her lack of interest, the System cleared its throat: [Oh, and one more thing.]

"What?"

[I've detected that your body hasn't eaten in a long time. If you don't eat within today, you'll starve to death.]

Ji Nian: "..."

Already starving, and after that intense run, she felt like she was about to pass out.

With her weak body, she stood up, the world spinning around her.

Suddenly, she seemed to catch a glimpse of something glittering through the gaps in the leaves.

It was a lake.

Knowing this was the Ji Family Manor, Ji Nian marveled at how rich people lived, having a lake in their home. Would they fine you for peeing in it?

She wobbled towards it, then thought she might be hallucinating.

Otherwise, why would she see a handsome guy sitting in a pavilion by the lake?

The man wore comfortable, loose home clothes, revealing a delicate collarbone. His shoulders were broad, his legs long and casually stretched out. His hair was thick like ink, and his face was unclear, but Ji Nian's intuition told her he wouldn't be ugly.

His extraordinary aura made her unable to look away.

"New here? Why haven't I seen this type before..."

Ji Nian had a quirk.

She couldn't walk away when she saw someone beautiful.

Especially when this beautiful person had several plates of food in front of him, all exquisitely made pastries. But it seemed the owner wasn't interested, as none had been touched.

The man slowly lifted his eyelids, a flash of deep red in his eyes.

Again, as soon as he felt the slightest drowsiness, the moment he closed his eyes, he saw twisted, hateful faces, screaming to drag him into hellfire.

These people had all died by his hand, but he didn't regret it.

The Ji family's filthy, disgusting bloodline should end with him.

Coming back to his senses, the man suddenly felt something and shifted his gaze, locking eyes with the child who had somehow appeared in front of him, not even reaching his knees.

Wearing obviously oversized, old clothes, her hair naturally curly, long and tangled, reaching her waist, unkempt. She was struggling to look up, staring at him with wide eyes.

Her eyes, a child's eyes, were innocent and straightforward, a deep green, her face dirty, making it hard to see her features.

Backlit, the man seemed surrounded by a golden halo. Ji Nian squinted, her twenty-five-year-old soul in a five-year-old body, not feeling the least bit ashamed as she praised him.

"Brother, you're so handsome."

She stared up at the man without blinking.

Hearing the small, childish voice, the man's too-thin face showed a hint of contemplation.

If Ji Nian hadn't been starving and her vision clear, she might have noticed the man's eyes, the same deep green as hers, but far from innocent. They were filled with madness, a storm of fire, pulling everyone into hell.

But she didn't see.

So the man moved his lips.

His voice was rough and hoarse, as if he hadn't spoken in a long time, with a hint of playfulness that the little girl didn't notice.

"Oh? How handsome?"

Ji Nian straightened up, her voice firm—

"Handsome enough that if my dad saw you, he'd lactate!"

"?"

Hearing these words, the man's expression visibly froze for a moment.

Ji Nian, completely unaware, turned her head to look at the pastries on the table, unconsciously licking her cracked lips.

"Brother, if you're not going to eat them, could I have one?"

Seeing no reaction from the man, Ji Nian, whose eyes were blurry from hunger, pleaded pitifully: "Please, brother, just treat me like a chicken you're feeding, cluck cluck cluck."

Those two short clucks were so vivid and expressive that they could move listeners to tears.

The System moved its electronic mouth, wanting to speak but hesitating.

The man neither cried nor laughed, his eyes mockingly examining the little girl before him who shared half his blood yet called him brother, with a hint of disgust.

Apart from that wrinkled infant years ago, this was the first time Ji Tingzhou had seen his daughter, who had been forgotten in a corner since birth.

He had almost forgotten... besides himself, there was another remnant of the Ji family.

The tiny child, swallowing saliva from hunger, yet showing proper manners by restraining herself from touching the food, had clearly been taught well.

Who could be behind her, having such a kind heart to teach her so?

Murderous intent surged, but curiosity won out.

"Want to eat?"

Ji Tingzhou's eyes showed no sign of concealing their malice as his jade-like hand, covered in horrific scars, picked up one of the pastries and dangled it in front of Ji Nian.

The next second, he threw it over the railing into the lake with a splash.

The sound wasn't loud, but it awakened part of Ji Nian's rationality.

This person was treating her like a cat or dog, his attitude extremely nasty.

He instantly became less handsome in her eyes.

Her gaze turned cold, and just as she was about to turn and leave, she heard that voice in her head again—

[Leaving so soon? Haven't you figured out who this person in front of you is?]

Ji Nian coldly snorted: [I don't care who he is. Such a bully who picks on children, I hope his children are born without anuses]

[He's Ji Tingzhou, your dear father]

The System was clearly gloating.

Ji Nian was thunderstruck.

No!! My butth*le!! How can I live without you!!!

[His daughter is already five years old, how is he so young!!]

The System picked its nose and flicked it away: [He had you when he was eighteen, he's only twenty-three now, of course he's young]

And she had just brazenly said her father would start lactating at the sight of him! Wait, perhaps the man didn't even know who she was?

The System, that troublemaking piece of trash, spoke up again: [Friendly reminder, your current body's eyes are moss green, perfectly inheriting part of your father's mixed-blood genes, and your appearance is even a miniature female version of him]

Ji Nian: "........"

She was so angry she furiously... furiously did nothing!

This body was already young, and the slightest provocation would bring tears to her eyes.

Seeing the child's tears fall, hanging precariously on her chin, looking like she'd been bullied.

Ji Tingzhou suddenly became expressionless.

Useless thing, scared to tears already.

Impatience crossed his brows, and he was about to raise his hand to have people in the shadows drag this little dirty child away.

Suddenly, the sobbing child moved.

"Brother, does your hand hurt?"

Her tear-filled eyes stared at the hand he had placed between his legs, her little face wrinkled with sympathy.

She was actually sympathizing with a stranger who had just tormented her.

Ji Tingzhou was almost amused by the anger.

Everyone related to the Ji family bloodline, every single one of them, was born wicked.

How could someone like him, destined for hell, produce such an overly sympathetic little thing?

Or perhaps she was just a little fox skilled at pretending.

The System was stunned.

[You're quite quick to react]

Who said Ji Nian was stupid? This Ji Nian was brilliant.

[Thought you'd rather give up your butth*le than take this abuse]

While Ji Nian was still sobbing and crying on the surface, she coldly replied in her heart: [Heh, who says I'd give up my butth*le just like that, I definitely want to keep it]

Ji Tingzhou was a crucial character in this book, and her life was literally in his hands.

So Ji Nian had made sure to learn about this important character who would later elevate the female protagonist to the heavens.

Apart from Ji Nian being born against his will, his main reason for disliking his daughter was: she carried the Ji family bloodline.

This family was like it was cursed, every Ji family member was a sociopath without empathy, and extremely masculine, every penny they earned was stained with countless blood and flesh.

And the terminator of these demons was Ji Tingzhou, who despised the Ji family blood flowing in his own veins, let alone Ji Nian who inherited this part.

If Ji Nian were an adult, she would definitely run away for her life, but now, she was only five years old.

At an age where she couldn't even control her bowels, how could she control her life...

The expedient measure was to show her harmlessness, cling to her scumbag father's leg, and wait for the female protagonist to arrive and capture everyone's attention, making it convenient for her to run away with the money.

As long as she became like shit, no one would dare step on her head!

Facing a child who couldn't hold back tears, especially one with moss-green eyes so similar to his own, Ji Tingzhou gave no response, only meaningfully stared at her for a few seconds before suddenly standing up and leaving.

He didn't even look at the little girl again.

Ji Nian internally complained about his rudeness while her eyes fixed on the pastries left on the table by the man, drooling.

[Since he's gone, that means he doesn't want these anymore, right? So I can eat them, right?]

After the man's figure completely disappeared, knowing that servants would come to clear these away soon, Ji Nian wasted no more time and began stuffing food into her mouth.

People who haven't eaten for a long time can die from eating too much too quickly, so Ji Nian only ate a little, stopping when her empty stomach felt less uncomfortable.

She turned and grabbed a large leaf, wrapping up the remaining pastries. Eating something not completely clean wouldn't kill her, it was better than starving to death. At this point, Ji Nian no longer cared about hygiene.

After doing this, she started walking away.

The bodyguards in the shadows quietly watched her gradually disappearing figure before turning to leave.

Meanwhile, they wondered how there could be a child in the manor, which department's servant had brought their child without permission, and even allowed them to interact with the master.

Eight hundred conspiracy theories swirled in their minds, finally turning into a cold laugh.

Perhaps they heard that the master had adopted a girl and thought he liked children?

Ridiculous, didn't they know whether the master was the type to respect the elderly and love the young?

If the master doesn't order him to drive out both adults and children from the manor later, he, Wei Yang, would read his name backwards!

Suddenly there was a response in the earpiece.

Ji Tingzhou's hoarse voice sounded in his ear.

"Five minutes, I want to know all information about her nanny."

Wei Yang: "........"

"Wei Yang, what are you standing there for, let's go."

A colleague came over and patted the stunned man's shoulder, looking confused.

Wei Yang's face turned red: "I'm changing my name from now on."

"Call me Yang Wei."

Colleague: ?

...

Perhaps her luck had run out, Ji Nian hadn't gone far with her pastries when several servants caught her.

Zhang Yulan (the fat nanny) had told them Ji Nian had run away, and the servants, afraid she might accidentally offend the master, came out to look for her.

They happened to run into Ji Nian returning with her spoils, and immediately roughly controlled her with swift movements.

"Stay still!"

"So annoying, we already have enough work, and now we have to waste time looking for you, would it kill you to behave?"

"No wonder the master doesn't acknowledge you, you only know how to cause trouble, why hasn't Zhang Yulan beaten you to death yet."

Ji Nian quietly memorized these two people's faces and calmly replied: "You could have done quite a bit of work in the time you spent running your mouths."

The two looked at the little girl who had uttered such shocking words in astonishment.

"Articulate communication improves efficiency."

The two: "........"

And so, the world fell silent.

Ji Nian craftily winked, then immediately returned to her innocent child facade.

However, her happiness didn't last long.

The System quickly shattered her good mood—

[Friendly reminder: You're about to have your face disfigured, enemy Zhang Yulan has arrived on the battlefield]