Yuji Got Sukuna's Crush List
The start
[Group Chat: Jujutsu High & A Very Annoyed Grade 1 Sorcerer]
Yuji Itadori
GUYS. GUYS. I FOUND IT.
Nobara Kugisaki
Found what? Another one of Gojo-sensei’s hidden candy stashes? Because we already finished those.
Megumi Fushiguro
Whatever it is, I’m busy. Don't spam.
Yuji Itadori
No, seriously! I was meditating in the innate domain and Sukuna dropped a scroll. I think it’s his… crush list? Or a list of people he doesn't want to kill immediately?
Satoru Gojo
OHO? The King of Curses has a heart? Or just a very specific taste in victims? Leak it, Yuji! 📸
[Yuji uploaded an image: "SUKUNA’S LIST OF INTERESTS"]
1. Megumi Fushiguro (The only one with potential. Do not touch.)
2. Uraume (The only one who can cook a decent human liver.)
3. Maki Zenin (The steel-bodied woman. Respectable.)
4. Satoru Gojo (Only for the sake of the fight. And maybe the hair.)
5. Yorozu (Relentless. Annoying. But the armor was okay.)
6. Jogo (He was a good warm-up.)
Nobara Kugisaki
"AND MAYBE THE HAIR"?! Gojo-sensei, you’ve officially seduced the King of Curses.
Satoru Gojo
I knew it. My charm transcends even the Heian Era. I’m simply too beautiful for the King of Poisons to handle. 💅✨
Megumi Fushiguro
I’m leaving this group. Immediately. Why am I #1? "Do not touch"? I feel like a cursed object.
Yuji Itadori
Wait, there’s more on the back of the scroll!
Yuji Itadori
It says: "7. That brat Yuji (Only because he makes a great punching bag and the pink hair is growing on me)."
Nobara Kugisaki
LMAO. Even in his private diary, he’s bullying you, Yuji.
There's a part two do not worry put your thoughts and ideas in the comments so I can pick and make content on them
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[A new user has joined the chat: KING_OF_CURSES]
Yuji Itadori
OH NO. HE’S HERE.
Ryomen Sukuna
Fushiguro Megumi, ignore the boy. But as for the rest of you… specifically the white-haired fool… I will peel the skin from your bones for reading my private thoughts.
Satoru Gojo
Too late, Sukuna-chan! We already screenshotted it. It’s going on the Jujutsu High bulletin board.
Ryomen Sukuna
Itadori. Give me back the body. Now.
Yuji Itadori
SORRY GUYS I HAVE TO GO RUNNING FOR MY LIFE NOW BYE!!
Megumi Fushiguro
...I’m still moving to a different dorm.
Maki Zenin
I just got a notification. Why am I on a "crush list" for a four-armed fossil
Nobara Kugisaki
Ask Yuji. He’s currently the investigative reporter of the century. Or he’s dead. One of the two.
Yuji Itadori
I’M NOT DEAD. But I am currently locked in the school basement because Sukuna is trying to manifest a mouth on my hand just to bite me.
Nanami Kento
Why am I in this chat? I am supposed to be on a break. And why is there a list of "crushes" involving a King of Curses? This is highly unprofessional
Satoru Gojo
Aw, don’t be like that, Nanami! You’re not on the list, but I’m #4! High-five! ✋
Nanami Kento
That is not the flex you think it is, Gojo.
Panda
Wait, I just read the list. Why is Jogo on there? "He was a good warm-up"? That sounds less like a crush and more like a Yelp review for a gym.
Ryomen Sukuna
It is my list. I value strength. And Fushiguro’s potential. The rest of you are mere background noise. Except for the white-haired one—he is a persistent nuisance I intend to dismantle
Satoru Gojo
Dismantle"? Is that your love language? 🥺
Ryomen Sukuna
I will kill you
Megumi Fushiguro
Can everyone please stop talking? I am trying to exorcise a curse and my phone won't stop vibrating with "Sukuna-chan" heart emojis from Gojo-sensei.
Nobara Kugisaki
Never. This is the best thing to happen since we found out Yuji’s secret TikTok account.
Yuji Itadori
WAIT, YOU FOUND THAT?!
Ryomen Sukuna
I’ve seen it. His dancing is more offensive than his Divergent Fist.
Yuji Itadori
OKAY THAT’S IT. SUKUNA, WE ARE FIGHTING IN THE SOUL REALM. NO ONE DISRESPECTS MY RENEGADE DANCE.
Satoru Gojo
10,000 yen on the brat! 🍿
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