My Secret Guardian
EPISODE 1.
[SCENE: Inside the spaceship. two creature asleep. Red lights start flashing softly. V-2 wakes up and sees unkonwn glowing. He panics.]
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(groggy, irritated) Who's looking for a death wish?
V-2
(panic) Boss, I didn't mean to be disrespectful. I was trying to wake you
V-2
we have a massive problem on our hands.😣
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(sitting up, rubbing eyes) What kind of problem? And more importantly, tell me—where exactly are we?
V-2
(checking screen) i can't tell you our coordinates, but I can tell you one thing for certain
V-2
We only had 10% fuel left when you were asleep, Boss.
V-2
Now, it's hitting two. That is what I've been trying to tell you this whole time.😥
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(after thinking something) Don't worry. I can stop this spaceship for an hour. You put fuel in it, okay? Simple.
V-2
(sweating) Boss... actually... boss... uh uh... we don't have extra fuel.😖
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(stares at him with deadpan face)Did our planet suddenly run out of fuel?😑
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Then what? Did we suddenly become broke?
V-2
No, Boss. why are you asking useless questions 🤔
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Then why, you empty-headed idiot, did you not pack any extra fuel?!💢
V-2
(rubs neck nervously) 😅 Uh... well... I... I kind of forgot.
"WARNING. FUEL CRITICAL. FUEL CRITICAL."
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Now I have to do something.
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*he do something with screen and spaceship stop in there*
V-2
wow boss you're amazing 😭
V-2
we are finally survived yayyy😆
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That’ll keep the essential systems running for a few hours. That’s all the time we have. Use the long-range transmitter and call for help.
V-2
(Shaking his head, his lights dimming in defeat) It’s no use, Boss. I’ve already tried every frequency. There’s absolutely no signal out here.😥
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(He goes completely still. He turns slowly to look at V-2, his voice dangerously calm.) You’re telling me that after all of this—after traveling,after losing our fuel, and after I managed to get this bucket of bolts back into the air.
V-2
But Boss! There’s a silver lining! We’re actually about to land on a planet!😀
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(Rubbing his temples) Which planet?
V-2
I don’t exactly know the name... but it’s a very pretty blue color.🤔
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Wait a minute. You knew we were about to crash-land on a planet, and you’re just mentioning this now?
V-2
(Smugly puffing out his chest) 😙 Exactly, Boss! See? I’m not as useless as you think I am.
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You're right. You’re not just useless—you’re a complete idiot! If you knew a planet was right there, why didn't you scan for data? Atmosphere? Gravity? Habitability?
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I have no idea why I even brought you along. Forget it... I'll search for it myself.😑
V-2
Boss! How can you even think of doing the search yourself while I’m still here?😌
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(Deadpan, typing on the console) With my hands🙂
V-2
No, I mean—this is my job! I’ve got this. Don't take any tension, Boss. Just sit back, relax, and let me handle the data...😅
(Before he can finish, the ship hits the upper atmosphere. The entire cabin begins to shake violently.)
Episode 2.
(CRASH! The ship plows through the jungle. Trees fall. Dirt flies. Something that sounds like a cow says "MOO" and runs away.)
[SCENE: Hours later? Minutes later? Smoke fills the cabin. v-2 is hanging upside down from his seatbelt. unkonwn person is buried under a pile of luggage.]
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(weakly) ......v-2.....?
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(louder) are you alive?
V-2
(groans)ugh.....five more minutes.....
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THIS IS NOT NAP TIME. IDIOT 😑
V-2
(realizes he's upside down) why am I upside down?
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GRAVITY! THE SHIP! WE CRASHED REMEMBER?!
V-2
(brain loads slowly like old computer)
V-2
BOSS WE'RE IN DANGER 😫
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(sarcastic) Here I thought it's your grandma's house.
V-2
Boss— (words cut off, mouth open)
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Cry later. First, get off the spaceship. It might explode.
[SCENE: Ten minutes later. Both are free. They sit outside the crashed ship. Breathing heavily. Covered in dirt. Leaves in hair.]
(They stare at the ship. It's destroyed. Smoke rises. One window broken. Trees fallen around it. A small fire burns near the back.)
V-2
I don't know. You're the boss.🙁
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You're the assistant. Assist.💢
V-2
Assist how? I don't even know where we are!
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This was your mistake when you knew that we were going to land on this planet. you should have searched earlier.
V-2
FINE! FINE! Let me scan.
(V-2 pulls out a small device from his pocket. Taps it. It sparks. started information)
V-2
boss this planet called earth.
V-2
there were humans live. Humans have two legs, Two arms, One head, Mostly.
V-2
Some have less. Accidents happen.
V-2
They eat something called pizza! It's round! Very famous!
V-2
They have phones! Small devices! They look at them all day!
V-2
Also they have something called internet! It has everything!
V-2
And they have money! Paper and coins! We don't have money! That's bad!
V-2
Also they have schools! Children go there! Old humans talk! Very boring!
V-2
And they have animals! Some are friendly! Some are food! Some are—
[SCENE: he looks past V-2. Eyes widen. He points.]
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V-2! Forget about everything! Look! Humans!
EPISODE 3.
V-2
(spins around) Where?! Where Boss?!😆
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(pointing at a tree) Look! Sitting on green thing! Something like that!
(On a branch, a monkey sits.)
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see? like you told me. two legs. two hands, face.
V-2
yes! that's definitely human! I told you!😆
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I'll go talk to them. I have translator chip.
V-2
Good luck Boss! Be professional!😆👍
[SCENE: he walks toward the tree. Confident. Clears throat loudly. Puts on serious businessman face.]
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(to monkey very professional voice) ahem. Hello! Mr. Human! I come from far away! Very far!
monkey stare at him. blinking 🙁
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I have question! Small question! Where can I find food? We are hungry!
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Also! Do you know where humans gather? Many humans together? Like... human group? Human party?
(THROW! Banana hits him. SPLAT. Right on forehead.)
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(frozen. Banana on face.) "..."
V-2
HAHAHAHAHA! Wow Boss! You said you can talk with humans but—HAAAAAAAHAHAHA! Professional! Very professional! HAHAHA!🤣😂
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(he slowly wipes banana from his face. Turns. Looks at V-2. Deadly eyes. 😑🔪)
V-2
(swallows loudly) "..."
V-2
(whispers) Don't worry Boss! I'll talk with him! And here, humans have names!
V-2
watch me and learn ok 😎
(V-2 walks to the other monkey. Confident. Fixes his hair. Clears throat.)
V-2
(sweet voice) hello! mr human! I am V-2! I am nicer than my Boss! He is grumpy! But I am friendly! ☺️
The monkey look at v-2. tilts head the other way.
V-2
What is your name? Do you have name? Human names are like... John? Mary? Bob? Are you Bob?😊
Throw second banana at v-2.
V-2
(banana on face. Frozen.) "..."
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(Smirking. Arms crossed.) Wow, V-2. You said YOU could talk with them. But—HAAAAA!
V-2
(wiping banana) Boss. Don't.
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No no. Continue. You were doing so well. Very sweet. Very polite. 😏
The monkey throws another banana. Hits both.
They stand there. Bananas on heads. Looking at each other. Monkey laughing behind them.
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(They walk away. monkey throws one more. it hits his's back)
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(stops. doesn't turn) v-2.
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if you laugh, I ll leave you here😐
V-2
(struggling) I'm not laughing, boss.
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I can hear you shaking🤨
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