The Sassy Crown Prince ( Taekook)
Chapter 1: The 17th Engagement
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
“Young master, young master! Bad news! Madam has arranged another engagement for you!” Mi Yi rushed into the room
kim Taehyung
“Relax. It’s just an engagement, not a marriage. It can be cancelled,” he said calmly. “It’s not the first time. Once cancelled, always cancelled. Easy. Easy.”
A young man lay lazily on a rattan chair, wearing loose shorts and fanning himself with a cattail leaf fan. He glanced at Mi Yi from the corner of his eyes.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
Mi yi looked at his young master with admiration.
“Young master, you’re so calm!”
The young man smiled proudly.
kim Taehyung
“Of course. Do you know who I am? I’m Kim Taehyung, the man who has been rejected sixteen times already.”
kim Taehyung
He stretched lazily. “So, who am I engaged to this time? Do you have a photo?”
Mi Yi quickly pulled out a photograph.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
“He is the second son of the Lin family. His family owns a big restaurant. Here’s his photo.”
Taehyung glanced at it and his eyes widened.
kim Taehyung
“Wow… He must weigh more than 150 kilograms. Well, I guess that makes sense since his family owns a restaurant. But look at him… wow.”
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
“Young master, your eyes are really sharp. He actually weighs 166.5 kilograms,” Mi Yi said proudly.
Taehyung stared at the photo and pursed his lips.
kim Taehyung
“Whoever marries him will be very unlucky. What if he rolls over in his sleep and crushes his wife to death?”
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
“Young master, you’re really smart. He actually did crush his wife to death in his sleep a few days ago. That’s why they arranged the engagement with you.”
Taehyung’s face turned dark.
kim Taehyung
“No wonder people say a woman’s heart is the most poisonous. How dare that old witch arrange such a marriage for me?”
Just then, she glanced toward the door and signaled Taehyung with his eyes.
Taehyung followed his gaze and saw a woman standing at the doorway. She wore delicate makeup and elegant clothes.
kim Taehyung
“What brings you here, Mother?” Taehyung asked lazily.
The woman was Kim Ling Xi, Taehyung’s stepmother.
Kim ling xi ( taehyung step mother)
“I came to see you,” Ling Xi said softly. “You may not be my own child, but I’ve always treated you like one.”
Oh my god… How shameless must someone be to lie like that? He thought.
Ignoring Taehyung’s twisted expression, Ling Xi continued with a gentle smile.
Kim ling xi ( taehyung step mother)
“The Lin family’s son may be a little fat, but he owns a large restaurant. If you marry him, you’ll live a comfortable life.”
Taehyung scoffed internally.
Lin Xi’s eyes turned cold.
Kim ling xi ( taehyung step mother)
“Whether you like it or not, the engagement is settled. You’d better behave yourself and stop playing tricks.”
Kim ling xi ( taehyung step mother)
“Lin has seen you before. Your little treasure box won’t work this time.”
With that, she turned and walked away.
The moment she disappeared from sight, Taehyung and Mi yi shouted at the same time:
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
“Bitch!”
Mi yi sighed and looked at Taehyung.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Young master, should we still prepare the treasure box?”
Inside the box were Taehyung’s makeup tools. In the past, he had used them to make himself look ugly and scare away several blind dates.
Taehyung narrowed his eyes.
kim Taehyung
“That witch said he has already seen me. The trick won’t work this time.”
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
“Young master, if we can’t make you look ugly, what should we do?”
Taehyung snorted confidently.
kim Taehyung
“It doesn’t matter. I’m smarter than that. I have plenty of ideas.”
He leaned back on the chair and grinned.
kim Taehyung
“Way more ideas than just pretending to be ugly.”
Chapter 2 : The blind date
Looking into the mirror, Taehyung saw a young man with rosy lips, pretty white teeth, and shining eyes. He turned the mirror upside down. It was a shame that he was reborn as a sissy.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Young master, Lin has invited you to meet at his restaurant." Mo Yi said.
kim Taehyung
Taehyung squinted at him and said, "Lin's restaurant? Is it an incredibly expensive restaurant?"
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Yes, young master." Mo Yi nodded.
kim Taehyung
Taehyung stood up and said, "That bitch wants to marry me to a gangster shop owner."
Mo Yi hung his head down and said nothing.
kim Taehyung
Taehyung stood up and said, "Let's go."
Taehyung walked into Lin's restaurant where Lin Zhong was already waiting. When Taehyung saw his photo before, it never occurred to him that he would be so fat. Now that he was sitting there almost taking up half of the table, he was shocked.
But Lin Zhong was excited to see Taehyung.
Taehyung walked toward Lin and sat at the other end of the table.
Glared by Lin Zhong, Taehyung felt like he was a cute rabbit being preyed on by a mammoth.
Lin Zhong
Order whatever you want." Said Lin Zhong.
Taehyung took over the menu, shocked by the price. The restaurant raised such a fat child by making so much black money.
Taehyung ordered five relatively cheap dishes with her shaking hands. Lin Zhong, leaning on the chair while shaking his legs, said, "You don't need to save money for me. I am rich."
kim Taehyung
Stop shaking! You are breaking the chair." Taehyung smiled slightly and thought to himself.
Lin Zhong
Lin Zhong looked up and down at him, "You are very gorgeous!"
kim Taehyung
Taehyung's lips twitched. Damn it. He was a man. He would like it better if he said he was handsome instead of gorgeous. "Thank you."
Although the food was expensive, it was served fast. After the waiters served the dishes on the table later,
Lin Zhong
Lin Zhong frowned and complained, "Why did you order only some plain vegetables?"
Taehyung secretly rolled his eyes.
kim Taehyung
He ordered vegetables and meat. "It's good to eat more vegetables."
Lin Zhong
Lin Zhong nodded, "You are right. You are right. I agree. More vegetables."
kim Taehyung
Five dishes were served. Taehyung covered her mouth and vomited, "Ugh, ugh."
Lin Zhong
Lin Zhong looked at Taehyung, "Are you all right? Is it anything with the food?"
kim Taehyung
Taehyung shook his head, "I am fine. I am fine."
While Taehyung picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, he vomited again.
Lin Zhong
Lin Zhong nodded and looked at Taehyung with suspicion, "All right then! Let's start eating."
"Are you sure you are all right?"
kim Taehyung
"I'm fine. I'm fine. I haven't had much appetite lately." Taehyung forced a smile.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
Mo Yi lowered his voice, "Young master, you should grab a bite. It's not for you, but for your baby..."
Taehyung stared hard at Mo Yi to shush him. Mo Yi stopped talking and hid behind him.
kim Taehyung
Lin Zhong looked at Taehyung with suspicion. Taehyung smiled awkwardly, "Lin Zhong, you eat."
Lin Zhong laid his eyes on Taehyung's belly and even stopped shaking his legs.
After having another bite, Taehyung suddenly puked, followed by a strong sour smell.
kim Taehyung
"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I can't hold it." Taehyung apologized to Lin Zhong.
Lin Zhong
Lin Zhong stood up and said, "Sorry, I remember that I have something to do today. I'd better get going."
Lin Zhong turned around and ran away quickly.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
Taehyung sent a signal to Mo Yi who shouted immediately, "Master Lin, before you go, pay the bill first!"
Lin Zhong even ran faster on hearing that.
Taehyung and Mo Yi looked at each other and yelled,
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Bitch! "
Chapter 3 -Life goal
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Young master, now that Lin Zhong ran away, what should we do?" Mi Yi asked Taehyung anxiously
kim Taehyung
"Pack the food and go." Taehyung said unhappily.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
Mi Yi leaned toward Taehyung. "Young master".We are at Lin's restaurant,, and he is on the house. So should we just leave without paying?"
kim Taehyung
Taehyung rolled his eyes at Mo Yi, "Do you think you are smarter than I am? This is a gangster restaurant. Look at those strong and tall securities. They will take us down in a second. If we don't pay, we will end up in hospital, fool, Medical fee was much higher that the price of a meal
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
Mi Yi nodded, "You are so thoughtful"
kim Taehyung
"Son of a bitch! How dare he run away?! At least we should split the bill." Taehyung was outraged.
Taehyung's heart was bleeding when he paid three thousand-star coins at the cashier
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Young master, how many star coins you have left?" Mi Yi asked curiously.
kim Taehyung
250. Said Taehyung woebegone morosely.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
Mi Yi blinked his eyes and said, "250-star coins? Young master, you cannot even afford a bottle of water now"
kim Taehyung
Taehyung stamped on the floor, "You tell me! Do you think that I don't know I am poor now? Go home."
When Taehyung and Mo Yi got home, they sat at the table eating some food.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Young master, do you think if Lin Zhong will cancel the engagement?" Mi Yi asked.
kim Taehyung
Taehyung nodded and said, "I think he will. No man likes being cheated on."
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Brilliant idea!" Mi Yi sucked him up.
kim Taehyung
"Sure it is!"
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Young master, do you think if Lin Zhong will cancel the engagement?" Mi Yi asked.
kim Taehyung
"It's not my fault. They are not my type" He shrugged
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Young master, what is your type?" Mi Yi asked.
kim Taehyung
"I like the one with curvy figure, pink cheeks, found eyes, rosy lips
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
Young master, you are talking about a woman. Mi Yi was confused.
kim Taehyung
"Yes! I like women." Taehyung nodded.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"But, young master You've been given an 5 potion injection" Mi Yi frowned.
kim Taehyung
Taehyung waved his hand and wore a mourning expression, "What gone is gone.Don't you bring it up ever again"
The most regretful thing in his life was that he had not transmigrated here earlier. When he transmigrated, the original body owner had just received the S potion injection for a month.
On Daybreak Star, Men outnumbered women. In order to reproduce, researchers successfully developed S potion which could help. Men get pregnant.
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Young master! Switch your type. There are so few women these days. Most of them are skinny with flat chest. It is not very easy to find a sexy, hourglass woman. Mi Yi said
kim Taehyung
Taehyung rolled his eyes at Mi Yi, "I am very determined. I won't change my type very easily. I will certainly realize my life goal to find a beautiful wife."
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Then you might remain as a bachelor for all your life" Mi Yi murmured.
kim Taehyung
"What are you saying?" Taehyung turned to Mi Yi
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"I am saying, you will achieve your life goal sooner or later" Mi Yi said
kim Taehyung
"You are right, I will" Taehyung smiled
Mo Yi (Taehyung servant)
"Young master, before you realize your life goal, shouldn't we think about what are going to eat tomorrow first?" Mi Yi asked.
kim Taehyung
Taehyung rolled his eyes again, "We are talking about the ideal of life now. Why are you mentioning food? Idiot!"
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